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Banished Divinity: Learning to be Human

Banished Divinity: Learning to be Human
I used to be a divine weapon. Created to destroy demons. Feared by angels. Untouchable. Unquestionable. Uninterested in humanity.
Until I killed a few humans.
Apparently, that was “wrong.”
So the Celestial Tribunal stripped me off my power and banished me to the human world… to learn what it means to live.
Now I’m stuck in the body of a 22-year-old college student body.
So far, I have learned:
1) Humans cry over food
2) Doors are surprisingly loud
3) Mum’s slipper is more terrifying than divine judgment
I can’t use my powers. I can’t control this body. And somehow… I have feelings now.
This is unacceptable.
Worse—something is coming. Something even the Tribunal fears.
And for reasons I do not yet understand…
Latest chapters
- (Book 1) Chap 96 : I, the celestial never been so happy to be on land.
- (Book 1) Chap 95 : The Ferry. The Interrogation. And a Celestial with a Headache?
- (Book 1) Chap 93 : Ancient Hags, Family Group Chats, and the Art of Ignoring Sera (MINA POV)
- (Book 1) Chap 92 : The Long Night of Unwanted Questions & The Door. The Chime. The hurtful past (MINA POV)
- (Book 1 ) Chap 94 : The Escape. The Alley. The Figure. (MINA POV)
Chapter List
- Chap 46 : I, a Celestial Being, Walked Away from My Feelings Like an Unreturned Library Book
- Chap 47 : The World’s Saddest Green Speed Bump Crashes Through My Window
- Chap 48 : Moo Moo Ate My Textbook and Violated Several Laws of Reality
- Chap 49 : The Boy who knew her before she fell from the sky
- Chap 50 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 1) : The Boy Who Learned Not to Cry
- Chap 50 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 2) : The Rooftop Ritual
- Chap 50 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 3) : The Girl Who Came From the Sky
- Chap 50 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 4) : A New Life
- Chap 50 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 5) : The Boy Who Remembered
- Chap 50 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 6) : The day everything changed
- Chap 50 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 7) : It was not a normal lightning strike.
- Chap 50 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 8) : The family in Chaos and They are weird
- Chap 50 : The Girl Who Fell From the Sky (Pt 9) : The Gate (THE END)
- Chap 51 : I Received a C. Mum Declared It a Divine Miracle.
- Chap 52 : The Celestial Throat-Clearing That Got Drowned Out by Scallions and Sister Privilege
- Chap 53 : In Which a B Becomes a Family Heirloom & The Nobel Prize That Normal People Don’t Understand
- Chap 54 : The Mystery of the Synchronized Eye Twitch (Log #80)
- Chap 55 : In Which I Discover Dad’s Secret Identity (Possibly a Wizard)
- Chap 56 : Summer Allergies, Dad’s Greatest Lie Yet
- Chap 57 : Sad Cabbages, Ghostly Shadow Puppets, and a Hug That Lasted Two Seconds
- Chap 58 : The Four Ps: Product, Price, Place, and Pain
- Chap 59 : Comparative Advantage and Other “Not important” things I Tell Myself
- Chap 60 : The Great Outdoors (A Terrible Idea)
- Chap 61 : Five Versus One and They All Need Ice Packs (Especially the Slapped One)
- Chap 62 : The Emotional Octopus Attacks (And Dad’s Nose Becomes One with the Window)
- Chap 63 : The Traitorous ‘Yes’ (Or: How a Ghost Screamed Me Into a Date)
- Chap 64 : I, the Celestial learn to stop worrying and accept a Human meaning of date.
- Chap 65 : Three Days Later. Saturday, 15th August. D-Day.
- Chap 66 : How a Ghost Nearly Gave Me an Aneurysm on Public Transport
- Chap 68 : Blossom Haven Park. Finally. Can’t wait to get this over.
- Chap 69 : The Restaurant of Broken Dreams & Rich people?
- Chap 70 : Back to the Present & The Dinner That Rewired A Celestial Brain
- Chap 71 : The End of the Night
- Chap 72 : The Bus Ride Home. The Walk. The Sync. The Moment?
- Chap 73 : The Almost-Hug That Was saved by a Sister with Impeccable Timing & Also a Kitchen Knife?
- Chap 74 : The Velvet Noose (Pt 1) Where it all Began.
- Chap 74 : The Velvet Noose (Pt 2) The Dinner that changed everything
- Chap 74 : The Velvet Noose (Pt 3) The introduction of Him
- Chap 74 : The Velvet Noose (Pt 4/End) The Decision made and there is no turning back.
- Chap 75 : A different D-Day. The Door. The Murderer. The Slipper of Justice.
- Chap 76 : The Cozy Pizzeria. I, a Celestial Being having A Moment with Pizza. Which is Acceptable.
- (Book 1) Chap 77 : The Claw Machine. The Enemy of All Celestial Beings.
- (Book 1) Chap 78 : The Song That Refused to Die & A Diner That Probably No Longer Exists.
- (Book 1) Chap 79 : The Song. The Question. The Quiet Heartbreak.
- (Book 1) Chap 80 : The Spicy Rice Cake Betrayal (Or, How My Stomach Declared War on My Celestial Dignity)
- (Book 1) Chap 81 : The Listening. The Understanding. The Walk Home with Two Buildings and a Midget.
- (Book 1) Chap 82 : The Goodbye. The Promise. The End of a Very Strange Day.
- (Book 1) Chap 83 : The Great Camping Conspiracy
- (Book 1) Chap 84 : How I Mistook a School Nurse for another Celestial Messenger and Made Everything Awkward
- (Book 1) Chap 85 : I, the Celestial Being shall go to this camp. Wish me luck.
