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Banished Divinity: Learning to be Human
Banished Divinity: Learning to be Human
I used to be a divine weapon. Created to destroy demons. Feared by angels. Untouchable. Unquestionable. Uninterested in humanity.
Until I killed a few humans.
Apparently, that was “wrong.”
So the Celestial Tribunal stripped me off my power and banished me to the human world… to learn what it means to live.
Now I’m stuck in the body of a 22-year-old college student body.
So far, I have learned:
1) Humans cry over food
2) Doors are surprisingly loud
3) Mum’s slipper is more terrifying than divine judgment
I can’t use my powers. I can’t control this body. And somehow… I have feelings now.
This is unacceptable.
Worse—something is coming. Something even the Tribunal fears.
And for reasons I do not yet understand…
Latest chapters
- (Book 1) Chap 96 : I, the celestial never been so happy to be on land.
- (Book 1) Chap 95 : The Ferry. The Interrogation. And a Celestial with a Headache?
- (Book 1) Chap 93 : Ancient Hags, Family Group Chats, and the Art of Ignoring Sera (MINA POV)
- (Book 1) Chap 92 : The Long Night of Unwanted Questions & The Door. The Chime. The hurtful past (MINA POV)
- (Book 1 ) Chap 94 : The Escape. The Alley. The Figure. (MINA POV)
Chapter List
- Prologue : I Was a Divine Weapon…
- Chap 1 : I Woke Up Mortal… and Someone Hit Me with a Slipper
- Chap 2 : I Refused to Enter the Metal Death Coffin
- Chap 3 : I Attempted to Eat Plastic and Nearly Got Executed
- Chap 4 : This Realm Smells Like Disinfectant and Poor Decisions
- Chap 5 : The Raven Situation Is Deeply Concerning
- Chap 6 : Apparently, I, TEE Celestial Being, Have Brain Damage … RUDE!!
- Chap 7 : Why Does Sustenance Require So Many Decisions?
- Chap 8 : Breaking News! Celestial Being Defeated by Lunch
- Chap 9 : Little Moo Moo and the Extremely Unfair Universe
- Chap 10 : The Celestial Hermit Crab Emerges
- Chap 11 : The Wall of Human Evidence
- Chap 12 : This Family is definitely unstable
- Chap 13 : Hello Sir, Why Does Your eyes has so much water Like Moo Moo?
- Chap 14 : The Glowing Demon Rectangle of Questionable Intent
- Chap 15 : The Messages That Would Not Stop Screaming.
- Chap 16 : The Gate I Refused to Cross
- Author’s Note ( Thank you)
- Chap 17 : I Was Called a Piglet…
- Chap 18 : Who is that Peasant?
- Chap 19 : I Was Betrayed Before the Battle Even Began
- Chap 20 : I Suspect There Is Only One Human and He Keeps Changing Jobs
- Chap 21 : The Boy Sat Beside Me and I Considered Offering Him to Grillides
- Chap 22 : Celestial Being Discovers That Economics Is the Real Dark Magic
- Chap 23 : The Collapse of a Celestial Being falling into a Handsome Stranger’s Arm
- Chap 24 : Celestial Being Has Inappropriate Thoughts About Two Separate Mortal Males, and Questions
- Chap 25 : Celestial Being Discovers That Supply Curves Do Not, In Fact, Supply Happiness
- Chap 26 : Celestial Being at a Cafeteria Confrontation (Which of course im not scared)
- Chap 27 : Celestial getting kicked While being Down (Literally)
- Chap 28 : In Which Soup Heals All Wounds (Especially When Dad Makes It)
- Chap 29 : The Four-Minute-and-Thirty-Seven-Second Emotional Ambush
- Chap 30 : In Which Celestial Being Discovers That Asking for Help Does Not seem so bad
- Chap 31 : The Unauthorized appearance of a Small Green Emotional Support Demon
- Chap 32 : A Terminal Child, a Miraculous Reunion, & Discover That Smiling Doesn’t Actually Hurt
- Chap 33 : How to Be Human (Step 1: Get Beaten Up, Step 2: Hug a Crying Furball)
- Chap 34 : A Small Green Creature Electrified My Room and Summoned Myself
- Chap 35 : Apparently, I Am Being Haunted… By Myself
- Chap 36 : Congratulations, You’re Dead… But Let’s Talk About Boys Anyway
- Chap 37 : Economics Is Hard, Death Is Harder, Love Is Worst
- Chap 38 : I Haven’t Slept, There’s a Ghost in My Kitchen, and She Won’t Stop Talking
- Chap 39.0 : True Heart
- Chap 39.1 : (Author Note) Thank you to everyone
- Chap 39.2 (P1) : I, the Celestial Being Survived the Abyss but Lost to a K-Pop Song
- Chap 39.3 (P2) : The Audacity! A K-Pop Song Committed a Crime Against Celestial Dignity (End)
- Chap 40 : I Am a Celestial Being and I Cannot Wipe a Table
- Chap 41 : Celestial Being Came to Help and Accidentally Developed Feelings
- Chap 42 : A Celestial ways of learning
- Chap 43 : A Celestial Being is not afraid of The Abalone Gambit
- Chap 44 : I, a Celestial Being, Am NOT Waiting for Him. I Am Conducting a Risk Assessment.
- Chap 45 : Gate-Rammer Called Me Cute, and Now I Must Destroy Him. This Is Psychological Warfare!