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Clumsy Beast, Keep Your Paws Off

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Su Qinglan sat cross-legged on the grass, holding the chubbiest tiger cub she’d ever seen.
“Aww… Look at you,” she whispered, booping its tiny nose. “So cute I could eat you up...”
A sudden shadow loomed over her.
“What’s so good about this stinky cub?” a deep, amused voice asked.
She blinked up… and froze.
Towering above her was a tall tiger beast man, his golden eyes narrowed in a lazy, predatory smile.
“Let’s have ours,” he said.
Su Qinglan’s brain short-circuited.
… Ours? OURS?!
Before she could process, in the next moment she was hoisted up onto his broad shoulder like a sack of grain and carried straight toward the cave.
Su Qinglan was so choked by the suddenness of it all… she forgot to even complain.
***
Su Qinglan’s knees knocked together as she stared up at the enormous serpent.
Its cold, red eyes narrowed, the flick of its tongue tasting the air between them.
“D-Don’t eat me,” she stammered, hugging herself. “I...I’m not tasty… really, I’m stringy and full of… uh… bad cholesterol.”
The snake’s head lowered until it was mere inches from her face. Her fox ears twitched wildly.
And then, before she could blink...its massive body shimmered, scales turning into bronzed skin and lean muscle.
Standing before her was a man so breathtakingly handsome that Su Qinglan’s poor fox eyes watered just looking at him.
Su Qinglan swallowed hard, her tail fluffing up in panic.
“I… I…” Her voice cracked.
Okay, new problem… the snake is hot.
She squeezed her eyes shut.
“If you… if you really want…” She blurted, her face burning, “…y-you can… take me.”
***
One moment Su Qinglan was fighting with the zombie king with all her might.
Boom!
The next, she woke up in a bizarre beast world… inside the body of a lazy, pampered, fat local tyrant everyone hated.
The “original” Su Qinglan had been an arrogant, scheming villainess who spent her days bullying weaker beast women, chasing after handsome males, and terrorizing the tribe kids. Now, thanks to fate’s twisted sense of humor, Qinglan had inherited the body and the bad reputation.
But honestly? Being fat in a beast world was still better than starving in the apocalypse. At least here, she could eat.
The only problem? In this world, men weren’t just men, they were beastmen. Tall, strong, dangerous… And apparently, every beast woman was expected to have several husbands. The catch? The “original” Qinglan’s antics had scared away every decent male within a ten-mile radius.
Armed with her apocalyptic survival instincts, a sharp tongue, and a mysterious system that suddenly activated...
“Binding with host…“
”Congratulations, host, for successfully arriving in the beast world.“
Qinglan decided she wasn’t going to cry about fate.
If she had to live here, then she’d live big, literally.
Chapter List
- Chapter 400: Xiao Yi Falls into the Water
- Chapter 401: Xuan Long’s Dark Gaze
- Chapter 402: Sneaky Little Vine
- Chapter 403: The Cave That Broke Their Hearts
- Chapter 404: The innocent Shi Feng
- Chapter 405: Lan Lan... are you pregnant?
- Chapter 406: Operation: Do Not Kill the Fox
- Chapter 407: The Innocent Lion’s Bold Proposal
- Chapter 408: Bully me however you want, Lan Lan
- Chapter 409: Becoming Her Secret Lover? [M]
- Chapter 410: Carried Away by My Wolf Hubby
- Chapter 411: Bananas, Beastmen, and a Godzilla Crab!
- Chapter 412: Bullied by Cubs and Beastmen: A Crab’s Tragedy
- Chapter 413: Mommy Is Cooking! Cubs, Step Back!
- Chapter 414: They Will Grow Up Loved
- Chapter 415: Rabbits for Playing… or for Roasting?
- Chapter 416: Midnight Crisis: Not in Heat, Just on My Period!
- Chapter 417: Jealous Beastmen vs. Poor Lion Nanny!
- Chapter 418: Ding! Congratulations on Unlocking ‘Legendary Vixen’ Title!
- Chapter 419: Caught in the Tub with My Overprotective Beast
- Chapter 420: Beast World Estrus: Trapped in a Four-Day Mating Frenzy [M]
- Chapter 421: Beastly Embarrassment
- Chapter 422: Mommy’s Outside… So Who Were You Hugging?
- Chapter 423: Inviting the Merman Tribe to a Feast
- Chapter 424: Turning the Sea into Salt
- Chapter 425: Salt Means Power: The Beast World’s Richest Queen?
- Chapter 426: Su Qinglan’s First Fortune
- Chapter 427: Xiao San’s Early Transformation
- Chapter 428: My Six Month Old Baby Already Has a Beast Mark!
- Chapter 429: The Tragic Fate of Xiao Yi
- Chapter 430: Mommy’s Bath Is Scarier Than Monsters
- Chapter 431: The Blushing Lion
- Chapter 432: Husband Lesson 2: Poor Shi Feng’s Innocent Heart
- Chapter 433: Mommy Is Angry...Tonight the Daddies Sleep Outside!
- Chapter 434: Five Possessive Husbands at the Tribe Feast
- Chapter 435: The Fox Shows Off in Front of the Entire Tribe
- Chapter 436: Four Drunk Husbands and One Curious Wife
- Chapter 437: My Drunk Husband Thinks I’m a Sweet Snack!
- Chapter 438: How to Ruin Your First Date: Fall Asleep
- Chapter 439: Shi Feng’s Tragic Morning
- Chapter 440: Luring the Silly Lion to the Sea
- Chapter 441: The Demon Plant That Targets Males
- Chapter 442: Teasing the Lion
- Chapter 443: The Proud Mate
- Chapter 444: Ride Across the Endless Sea
- Chapter 445: A Day Alone With My Lion
- Chapter 446: Patting the Wrong ‘Baby’ [M]
- Chapter 447: Shi Feng’s Breaking Point [M]
- Chapter 448: His Turn to Indulge [M]
- Chapter 449: Tamed? No...Completely Devoured [M]
