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Clumsy Beast, Keep Your Paws Off

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Su Qinglan sat cross-legged on the grass, holding the chubbiest tiger cub she’d ever seen.
“Aww… Look at you,” she whispered, booping its tiny nose. “So cute I could eat you up...”
A sudden shadow loomed over her.
“What’s so good about this stinky cub?” a deep, amused voice asked.
She blinked up… and froze.
Towering above her was a tall tiger beast man, his golden eyes narrowed in a lazy, predatory smile.
“Let’s have ours,” he said.
Su Qinglan’s brain short-circuited.
… Ours? OURS?!
Before she could process, in the next moment she was hoisted up onto his broad shoulder like a sack of grain and carried straight toward the cave.
Su Qinglan was so choked by the suddenness of it all… she forgot to even complain.
***
Su Qinglan’s knees knocked together as she stared up at the enormous serpent.
Its cold, red eyes narrowed, the flick of its tongue tasting the air between them.
“D-Don’t eat me,” she stammered, hugging herself. “I...I’m not tasty… really, I’m stringy and full of… uh… bad cholesterol.”
The snake’s head lowered until it was mere inches from her face. Her fox ears twitched wildly.
And then, before she could blink...its massive body shimmered, scales turning into bronzed skin and lean muscle.
Standing before her was a man so breathtakingly handsome that Su Qinglan’s poor fox eyes watered just looking at him.
Su Qinglan swallowed hard, her tail fluffing up in panic.
“I… I…” Her voice cracked.
Okay, new problem… the snake is hot.
She squeezed her eyes shut.
“If you… if you really want…” She blurted, her face burning, “…y-you can… take me.”
***
One moment Su Qinglan was fighting with the zombie king with all her might.
Boom!
The next, she woke up in a bizarre beast world… inside the body of a lazy, pampered, fat local tyrant everyone hated.
The “original” Su Qinglan had been an arrogant, scheming villainess who spent her days bullying weaker beast women, chasing after handsome males, and terrorizing the tribe kids. Now, thanks to fate’s twisted sense of humor, Qinglan had inherited the body and the bad reputation.
But honestly? Being fat in a beast world was still better than starving in the apocalypse. At least here, she could eat.
The only problem? In this world, men weren’t just men, they were beastmen. Tall, strong, dangerous… And apparently, every beast woman was expected to have several husbands. The catch? The “original” Qinglan’s antics had scared away every decent male within a ten-mile radius.
Armed with her apocalyptic survival instincts, a sharp tongue, and a mysterious system that suddenly activated...
“Binding with host…“
”Congratulations, host, for successfully arriving in the beast world.“
Qinglan decided she wasn’t going to cry about fate.
If she had to live here, then she’d live big, literally.
Chapter List
- Chapter 350: Xiao San got another gift
- Chapter 351: Xuan Long’s Desire
- Chapter 352: The Rich Xuan Long
- Chapter 353: Rong Ye: The Loudmouth
- Chapter 354: News about the beast tide
- Chapter 355: Death Trap!
- Chapter 356: The Home That Might Not Survive Tomorrow
- Chapter 357: The Grief of Leaving Home Behind
- Chapter 358: No Ground, No Sky to Hide
- Chapter 359: Stove, catch that stupid bird for me
- Chapter 360: Xuan Long: The Proud Snake
- Chapter 361: Evil destroys evil.
- Chapter 362: The Cruel Witch Doctor
- Chapter 363: Premonition
- Chapter 364: Tribe Leader’s Descision
- Chapter 365: A Dead End
- Chapter 366: The Burning Totem
- Chapter 367: A Trap Within the Trap
- Chapter 368: Life Versus Decay
- Chapter 369: The Beast God’s Blessing
- Chapter 370: Lost in the Endless Sea
- Chapter 371: Meeting the Young Mermens
- Chapter 372: The Curious Mermaid Tribe
- Chapter 373: Lan Yue’s Uncle
- Chapter 374: Where Did She Go
- Chapter 375: An Mo: The Sly Demon
- Chapter 376: The Race to Find Their Mate
- Chapter 377: A Father’s Fear
- Chapter 378: From the Same Nest
- Chapter 379: Once Again, Stove Is Forgotten
- Chapter 380: Stove Refuses to Be Left Behind
- Chapter 381: The Young Merman’s Resolve
- Chapter 382: An Unexpected Visitor
- Chapter 383: The Little Demon
- Chapter 384: Stuffed Like Little Dumplings
- Chapter 385: Xuyu’s Favorite Drama
- Chapter 386: Can I call you Lan Lan?
- Chapter 387: Xiao San Finally Met His Godfather
- Chapter 388: Husband Material in Progress
- Chapter 389: Lan Yue Goes Into Labor
- Chapter 390: A Mate Returns at Midnight
- Chapter 391: Birth of the Little Fry
- Chapter 392: A Clue
- Chapter 393:Where is Xuan Long?
- Chapter 394: The Teng Clan’s Greatest Embarrassment
- Chapter 395: Loneliness at the Peak
- Chapter 396: A Fluttering Heart
- Chapter 397: Blocked at the Shore
- Chapter 398: Love Struck Chaos
- Chapter 399: Rong Ye’s Awe for His Fierce Female
