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Clumsy Beast, Keep Your Paws Off

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Su Qinglan sat cross-legged on the grass, holding the chubbiest tiger cub she’d ever seen.
“Aww… Look at you,” she whispered, booping its tiny nose. “So cute I could eat you up...”
A sudden shadow loomed over her.
“What’s so good about this stinky cub?” a deep, amused voice asked.
She blinked up… and froze.
Towering above her was a tall tiger beast man, his golden eyes narrowed in a lazy, predatory smile.
“Let’s have ours,” he said.
Su Qinglan’s brain short-circuited.
… Ours? OURS?!
Before she could process, in the next moment she was hoisted up onto his broad shoulder like a sack of grain and carried straight toward the cave.
Su Qinglan was so choked by the suddenness of it all… she forgot to even complain.
***
Su Qinglan’s knees knocked together as she stared up at the enormous serpent.
Its cold, red eyes narrowed, the flick of its tongue tasting the air between them.
“D-Don’t eat me,” she stammered, hugging herself. “I...I’m not tasty… really, I’m stringy and full of… uh… bad cholesterol.”
The snake’s head lowered until it was mere inches from her face. Her fox ears twitched wildly.
And then, before she could blink...its massive body shimmered, scales turning into bronzed skin and lean muscle.
Standing before her was a man so breathtakingly handsome that Su Qinglan’s poor fox eyes watered just looking at him.
Su Qinglan swallowed hard, her tail fluffing up in panic.
“I… I…” Her voice cracked.
Okay, new problem… the snake is hot.
She squeezed her eyes shut.
“If you… if you really want…” She blurted, her face burning, “…y-you can… take me.”
***
One moment Su Qinglan was fighting with the zombie king with all her might.
Boom!
The next, she woke up in a bizarre beast world… inside the body of a lazy, pampered, fat local tyrant everyone hated.
The “original” Su Qinglan had been an arrogant, scheming villainess who spent her days bullying weaker beast women, chasing after handsome males, and terrorizing the tribe kids. Now, thanks to fate’s twisted sense of humor, Qinglan had inherited the body and the bad reputation.
But honestly? Being fat in a beast world was still better than starving in the apocalypse. At least here, she could eat.
The only problem? In this world, men weren’t just men, they were beastmen. Tall, strong, dangerous… And apparently, every beast woman was expected to have several husbands. The catch? The “original” Qinglan’s antics had scared away every decent male within a ten-mile radius.
Armed with her apocalyptic survival instincts, a sharp tongue, and a mysterious system that suddenly activated...
“Binding with host…“
”Congratulations, host, for successfully arriving in the beast world.“
Qinglan decided she wasn’t going to cry about fate.
If she had to live here, then she’d live big, literally.
Chapter List
- Chapter 151: Protect her from Xuan Long?
- Chapter 152: How to Get Eaten 101: A Fox’s Guide
- Chapter 153: What Does ‘Heat’ Mean?
- Chapter 154: Into The Woods
- Chapter 155: Tribe Leader’s Surprise
- Chapter 156: The Grandfather’s Joy
- Chapter 157: The Miserable Fox
- Chapter 158: The Fox’s Embarrassing Escape
- Chapter 159: Su Qinglan… I’ll make you pay!
- Chapter 160: Xuan Long Is Restless
- Chapter 161: Xuan Long Is Missing!
- Chapter 162: Xuan Long, Are You Okay?
- Chapter 163: Lan Lan Is Angry!!
- Chapter 164: So Sexy
- Chapter 165: who’s in heat now, him or me?
- Chapter 166: Mating for Life-I (R)
- Chapter 167: Mating for Life-Il (R)
- Chapter 168: Rong Ye is Furious!
- Chapter 169: Poor Rong Ye
- Chapter 170: The Morning After Pain
- Chapter 171: The Shameless System’s Cultivation Advice
- Chapter 172: Xuan Long is hiding something?
- Chapter 173: The Curse of the Teng Clan
- Chapter 174: I love you, Xuan Long (R)
- Chapter 175: Stove is a traitor?
- Chapter 176: Su Qinglan’s Return
- Chapter 177: The wolf’s shyness
- Chapter 178: How many cubs is Qinglan-jie carrying?
- Chapter 179: The Secret of the Cubs
- Chapter 180: A Hidden Grief
- Chapter 181: Hu Yan is Jealous of Xuan Long
- Chapter 182: The Daytime Embrace
- Chapter 183: A Beastman’s Promise
- Chapter 184: A Very Convenient Sniff (R)
- Chapter 185: The Hungry Gaze and the Heavenly Lick (R)
- Chapter 186: Never Ever Trust a Beastman (R)
- Chapter 187: Blissful smile of the satisfied fox
- Chapter 188: The Shyness of a Sharp Tongue
- Chapter 189: Soreness and the Surrender of Shame
- Chapter 190: This Intimacy… He Can’t Handle It
- Chapter 191: She has a fox baby?
- Chapter 192: The Pitiful Sleepwalker
- Chapter 192: The Pitiful Sleepwalker
- Chapter 193: The Miserable Journey of the Fox Tribe Following One Terrifying Snake
- Chapter 194: Su Qinglan’s First Rain
- Chapter 195: The Priest’s Identity?
- Chapter 196: The Great Ration Hustle and the Clingy Fox
- Chapter 197: Relentless Rain
- Chapter 198: Xuan Long abandoned them?
- Chapter 199: The Departure
