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Clumsy Beast, Keep Your Paws Off

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Su Qinglan sat cross-legged on the grass, holding the chubbiest tiger cub she’d ever seen.
“Aww… Look at you,” she whispered, booping its tiny nose. “So cute I could eat you up...”
A sudden shadow loomed over her.
“What’s so good about this stinky cub?” a deep, amused voice asked.
She blinked up… and froze.
Towering above her was a tall tiger beast man, his golden eyes narrowed in a lazy, predatory smile.
“Let’s have ours,” he said.
Su Qinglan’s brain short-circuited.
… Ours? OURS?!
Before she could process, in the next moment she was hoisted up onto his broad shoulder like a sack of grain and carried straight toward the cave.
Su Qinglan was so choked by the suddenness of it all… she forgot to even complain.
***
Su Qinglan’s knees knocked together as she stared up at the enormous serpent.
Its cold, red eyes narrowed, the flick of its tongue tasting the air between them.
“D-Don’t eat me,” she stammered, hugging herself. “I...I’m not tasty… really, I’m stringy and full of… uh… bad cholesterol.”
The snake’s head lowered until it was mere inches from her face. Her fox ears twitched wildly.
And then, before she could blink...its massive body shimmered, scales turning into bronzed skin and lean muscle.
Standing before her was a man so breathtakingly handsome that Su Qinglan’s poor fox eyes watered just looking at him.
Su Qinglan swallowed hard, her tail fluffing up in panic.
“I… I…” Her voice cracked.
Okay, new problem… the snake is hot.
She squeezed her eyes shut.
“If you… if you really want…” She blurted, her face burning, “…y-you can… take me.”
***
One moment Su Qinglan was fighting with the zombie king with all her might.
Boom!
The next, she woke up in a bizarre beast world… inside the body of a lazy, pampered, fat local tyrant everyone hated.
The “original” Su Qinglan had been an arrogant, scheming villainess who spent her days bullying weaker beast women, chasing after handsome males, and terrorizing the tribe kids. Now, thanks to fate’s twisted sense of humor, Qinglan had inherited the body and the bad reputation.
But honestly? Being fat in a beast world was still better than starving in the apocalypse. At least here, she could eat.
The only problem? In this world, men weren’t just men, they were beastmen. Tall, strong, dangerous… And apparently, every beast woman was expected to have several husbands. The catch? The “original” Qinglan’s antics had scared away every decent male within a ten-mile radius.
Armed with her apocalyptic survival instincts, a sharp tongue, and a mysterious system that suddenly activated...
“Binding with host…“
”Congratulations, host, for successfully arriving in the beast world.“
Qinglan decided she wasn’t going to cry about fate.
If she had to live here, then she’d live big, literally.
Chapter List
- Chapter 101: Hu Yan is Enraged
- Chapter 102: Females are always Fragant
- Chapter 103: Xaun Long brought her a dress
- Chapter 104: Sleeping on top of him
- Chapter 105: Bai Lianhua’s Restless Night
- Chapter 106 : The Fright in the Forest
- Chapter 107: Morning in the Snake’s Cave
- Chapter 108: Rice
- Chapter 109: Ride him?
- Chapter 110: Terrorizing the Fat Bull Tribe
- Chapter 111: Did the snake lord kidnap the female?
- Chapter 112: She can only owe me
- Chapter 113: How to go back?
- Chapter 114: Hu Yan is in danger
- Chapter 115: The cubs are in distress
- Chapter 116: Hu Yan Lost Consciousness
- Chapter 117: The Thorns of Her Wrath
- Chapter 118: Gentle Hands, Quiet Hearts
- Chapter 119: His Jealous Heart
- Chapter 120: Hu Yan’s True Feelings
- Chapter 121: Shameless Hu Yan
- Chapter 122: Hu Yan, Control Your Naughty Paws
- Chapter 123: Xuan Long and Hu Yan Are Behaving Strangely
- Chapter 124: Help Me Blow It...
- Chapter 125: I don’t want to be her beast husband
- Chapter 126: Rong Ye doubts Stove’s Intentions
- Chapter 127: The Reunion on the Serpent’s Back
- Chapter 128: The Snake’s Declaration
- Chapter 129: Love you too, Host
- Chapter 130: Going Home
- Chapter 131: Father Is Worried About You
- Chapter 132: Who is Luo Chen?
- Chapter 133: She Is My Mother
- Chapter 134: Meeting Liu Shan
- Chapter 135: Liu Shan Is Healed?
- Chapter 136: Can You Check Us Too?
- Chapter 137: Checking the Females
- Chapter 138: Going to the Priest’s Cave
- Chapter 139: Planning for the Rain
- Chapter 140: Bai Lianhua Is In Trouble!
- Chapter 141: Xuan Long Meets Luo Chen-I
- Chapter 142: Xuan Long Meets Luo Chen-II
- Chapter 143: Hateful Luo Chen
- Chapter 144: Female, I Will Protect You
- Chapter 145: Her Beast Husband
- Chapter 146: She, Xu Meiyan, is the most gentle female
- Chapter 147: Truth
- Chapter 148: I was just a young beastman
- Chapter 149: The Fall of Luo Chen
- Chapter 150: The Warmth in Silence
