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Clumsy Beast, Keep Your Paws Off

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Su Qinglan sat cross-legged on the grass, holding the chubbiest tiger cub she’d ever seen.
“Aww… Look at you,” she whispered, booping its tiny nose. “So cute I could eat you up...”
A sudden shadow loomed over her.
“What’s so good about this stinky cub?” a deep, amused voice asked.
She blinked up… and froze.
Towering above her was a tall tiger beast man, his golden eyes narrowed in a lazy, predatory smile.
“Let’s have ours,” he said.
Su Qinglan’s brain short-circuited.
… Ours? OURS?!
Before she could process, in the next moment she was hoisted up onto his broad shoulder like a sack of grain and carried straight toward the cave.
Su Qinglan was so choked by the suddenness of it all… she forgot to even complain.
***
Su Qinglan’s knees knocked together as she stared up at the enormous serpent.
Its cold, red eyes narrowed, the flick of its tongue tasting the air between them.
“D-Don’t eat me,” she stammered, hugging herself. “I...I’m not tasty… really, I’m stringy and full of… uh… bad cholesterol.”
The snake’s head lowered until it was mere inches from her face. Her fox ears twitched wildly.
And then, before she could blink...its massive body shimmered, scales turning into bronzed skin and lean muscle.
Standing before her was a man so breathtakingly handsome that Su Qinglan’s poor fox eyes watered just looking at him.
Su Qinglan swallowed hard, her tail fluffing up in panic.
“I… I…” Her voice cracked.
Okay, new problem… the snake is hot.
She squeezed her eyes shut.
“If you… if you really want…” She blurted, her face burning, “…y-you can… take me.”
***
One moment Su Qinglan was fighting with the zombie king with all her might.
Boom!
The next, she woke up in a bizarre beast world… inside the body of a lazy, pampered, fat local tyrant everyone hated.
The “original” Su Qinglan had been an arrogant, scheming villainess who spent her days bullying weaker beast women, chasing after handsome males, and terrorizing the tribe kids. Now, thanks to fate’s twisted sense of humor, Qinglan had inherited the body and the bad reputation.
But honestly? Being fat in a beast world was still better than starving in the apocalypse. At least here, she could eat.
The only problem? In this world, men weren’t just men, they were beastmen. Tall, strong, dangerous… And apparently, every beast woman was expected to have several husbands. The catch? The “original” Qinglan’s antics had scared away every decent male within a ten-mile radius.
Armed with her apocalyptic survival instincts, a sharp tongue, and a mysterious system that suddenly activated...
“Binding with host…“
”Congratulations, host, for successfully arriving in the beast world.“
Qinglan decided she wasn’t going to cry about fate.
If she had to live here, then she’d live big, literally.
Chapter List
- Chapter 300: The Celestial Blessings
- Chapter 301: Wang Mo is a Loser?
- Chapter 302: Wang Mulan
- Chapter 303: Su Mingxuan is Stunned!
- Chapter 304: The Truth Revelation (01)
- Chapter 305: The Truth Revelation (02)
- Chapter 306: The Rose Totem
- Chapter 307: Su Mingxuan is Furious!
- Chapter 308: A Sin Against the Beast God
- Chapter 309: The Past Is Exposed
- Chapter 310: Mu Lihua Slaps Xu Meiyan
- Chapter 311: Xiao Yi and Xiao Er get the love of the tribe.
- Chapter 312: Xuyu’s generous reward for the cubs
- Chapter 313: Xuan Long is back
- Chapter 314: The little snake cub
- Chapter 315: Xiao San is a grumpy little snake.
- Chapter 316: Making Clothes for Three Babies
- Chapter 317: Xiao San Is Afraid?
- Chapter 318: Who is the father?
- Chapter 319: Meet My Husbands!
- Chapter 320: The Bribed Xiao Yi
- Chapter 321: Su Qinglan and Shi Feng looks good together!
- Chapter 322: The mysterious fourth rival
- Chapter 323: The Lion King’s Proposal
- Chapter 324: The Marriage Discussed Without the Bride
- Chapter 325: Shi Feng is Shocked!
- Chapter 326: Shi Feng meets Xuan Long
- Chapter 327: A Father’s Decision
- Chapter 328: New Mission Alert!
- Chapter 329: The Coming Beast Tide
- Chapter 330: The Tribe Was Summoned
- Chapter 331: The future looked black
- Chapter 332: Two Paths
- Chapter 333: Alliance with Lion Trib
- Chapter 334: A Spy?
- Chapter 335: The Easiest Prey
- Chapter 336: Punishment from Beast God
- Chapter 337: Xuan Long came to rescue
- Chapter 338: Shura Field
- Chapter 339: Shura Field (02)
- Chapter 340: Shura Field (03)
- Chapter 341: Lan Lan, Do you want to take him as a beast husband?
- Chapter 342: Love and Possession
- Chapter 343: A Lion’s Last Gamble
- Chapter 344: Something is wrong with Xuan Long
- Chapter 345: Xiao Yi, The Little Bully!
- Chapter 346: Pulling Heart Strings
- Chapter 347: Xuyu’s Advice
- Chapter 348: Fox cubs or Wolf cubs?
- Chapter 349: Xuan Long’s Father?
