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Clumsy Beast, Keep Your Paws Off

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Su Qinglan sat cross-legged on the grass, holding the chubbiest tiger cub she’d ever seen.
“Aww… Look at you,” she whispered, booping its tiny nose. “So cute I could eat you up...”
A sudden shadow loomed over her.
“What’s so good about this stinky cub?” a deep, amused voice asked.
She blinked up… and froze.
Towering above her was a tall tiger beast man, his golden eyes narrowed in a lazy, predatory smile.
“Let’s have ours,” he said.
Su Qinglan’s brain short-circuited.
… Ours? OURS?!
Before she could process, in the next moment she was hoisted up onto his broad shoulder like a sack of grain and carried straight toward the cave.
Su Qinglan was so choked by the suddenness of it all… she forgot to even complain.
***
Su Qinglan’s knees knocked together as she stared up at the enormous serpent.
Its cold, red eyes narrowed, the flick of its tongue tasting the air between them.
“D-Don’t eat me,” she stammered, hugging herself. “I...I’m not tasty… really, I’m stringy and full of… uh… bad cholesterol.”
The snake’s head lowered until it was mere inches from her face. Her fox ears twitched wildly.
And then, before she could blink...its massive body shimmered, scales turning into bronzed skin and lean muscle.
Standing before her was a man so breathtakingly handsome that Su Qinglan’s poor fox eyes watered just looking at him.
Su Qinglan swallowed hard, her tail fluffing up in panic.
“I… I…” Her voice cracked.
Okay, new problem… the snake is hot.
She squeezed her eyes shut.
“If you… if you really want…” She blurted, her face burning, “…y-you can… take me.”
***
One moment Su Qinglan was fighting with the zombie king with all her might.
Boom!
The next, she woke up in a bizarre beast world… inside the body of a lazy, pampered, fat local tyrant everyone hated.
The “original” Su Qinglan had been an arrogant, scheming villainess who spent her days bullying weaker beast women, chasing after handsome males, and terrorizing the tribe kids. Now, thanks to fate’s twisted sense of humor, Qinglan had inherited the body and the bad reputation.
But honestly? Being fat in a beast world was still better than starving in the apocalypse. At least here, she could eat.
The only problem? In this world, men weren’t just men, they were beastmen. Tall, strong, dangerous… And apparently, every beast woman was expected to have several husbands. The catch? The “original” Qinglan’s antics had scared away every decent male within a ten-mile radius.
Armed with her apocalyptic survival instincts, a sharp tongue, and a mysterious system that suddenly activated...
“Binding with host…“
”Congratulations, host, for successfully arriving in the beast world.“
Qinglan decided she wasn’t going to cry about fate.
If she had to live here, then she’d live big, literally.
Chapter List
- Chapter 200: New Home
- Chapter 201: Han Jue’s Conflicted Feelings
- Chapter 202: Are you hiding a beauty?
- Chapter 203: When Gods Stir the Storm
- Chapter 204: Lost in the Rain
- Chapter 205: Lan Lan… please wake up
- Chapter 206: Xuyu is hiding something?
- Chapter 207: Punishment for Xaun Long
- Chapter 208: Xuan Unlocks New Skill
- Chapter 209: The Jealous Beasts Below
- Chapter 210: The Night Rain and the Sleeping Snake
- Chapter 211: Morning Chaos
- Chapter 212: Hu Yan’s Hot Gaze
- Chapter 213: New Mission?
- Chapter 214: Lan Lan vs. Her Overworked System
- Chapter 215: The Flooded World Beyond the Dome
- Chapter 216: The Raincoats and the Decision
- Chapter 217: Returning to the Upper Mountain
- Chapter 218: Good thing he wasn’t born in my world!
- Chapter 219: Rong Ye’s Past
- Chapter 220: The Young Rabbit Leader’s Burden
- Chapter 221: Su Qinglan Visits Tu Ruyan’s Home
- Chapter 222: The Mischievous Little Cub
- Chapter 223: Visiting the Restless Bai Ling
- Chapter 224: Found the Third Female
- Chapter 225: Who Is She?
- Chapter 226: Xuyu Finally Loses Patience
- Chapter 227: The Blissfully Unaware Mother
- Chapter 228: Dumplings and Three Worried Men
- Chapter 229: The Day a Fox Challenged a Sleeping Dragon
- Chapter 230: Mother, I came to meet you!
- Chapter 231: Teaching the Old Bitch a Lesson
- Chapter 232: When Su Qinglan Stops Playing Nice
- Chapter 233: Su Qinglan’s Warning
- Chapter 234: A Stroll in the Rain
- Chapter 235: Han Jue, I am not running away!
- Chapter 236: The Cave and the Shy Beastman
- Chapter 237: The Hunter Becomes the Prey(M)
- Chapter 238: Su Qinglan’s Path to a Wicked Wife(M)
- Chapter 239: Never Tease a Big Bad Wolf! (M)
- Chapter 240: We are officially mates!(M)
- Chapter 241: Bai Ling Is in Labor!
- Chapter 242: The Birth of the Fox Cubs
- Chapter 243: A Female Cub?
- Chapter 244: Hu Yan’s Advice
- Chapter 245: The Female Next Door
- Chapter 246: From Mermaid Tribe
- Chapter 247: The Crystal Core
- Chapter 248: Lan Lan is Embarassed (M)
- Chapter 249: A New Side of Theirs (M)
