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Only Villains Do That

Only Villains Do That
While waiting on an Akihabara train platform one day, ordinary high schooler Yoshi Shinonome was suddenly plucked from his normal life in Japan and whisked away by a beautiful goddess to Ephemera, a world of magic and adventure, to serve as her Hero and drive back the evil Dark Lord.
This is not his story.
Standing nearby at the moment Yoshi was isekai'd was a man named Seiji - a rude, cranky, misanthropic musician who was not at all pleased to find himself also snatched up and transported to Ephemera by the goddess's wicked sister, Virya. According to this self-proclaimed Goddess of Evil, the whole fantasy adventure thing was a game she and her sister played to stave off the boredom of immortality, and since the good goddess, Sanora, had picked her Hero...well, Virya needed a Dark Lord.
A grown man with his own career and ambitions, Seiji has no interest in playing. Unfortunately for him, the call to adventure was not a request. Now, he must conquer Ephemera and defeat the Hero...or Virya promises to make him beg for the release of death before granting it. Playing along for his own survival, Seiji nonetheless is under no illusions who his true enemy is, and it's not the naive young would-be Hero from his own world.
Placed in an impossible position, Seiji must make enough progress toward world domination to keep his sadistic patron goddess off his back, but not so much that he can't strike an accord with the forces of Good and convince the Hero Yoshi that it's the goddesses who are their mutual enemy. Forced to embrace Evil without being too evil, Seiji walks the razor's edge, building his forces and biding his time till he can get revenge on the goddesses and be free of them, his only certainty that he will not be getting out of this with his hands clean.
A Dark Lord's gotta do what a Dark Lord's gotta do.
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Chapter List
- 4.9 In Which the Dark Lord Threads the Needle
- 4.10 In Which the Dark Lord Catches Up
- 4.11 In Which the Dark Lord Ruins a Party
- 4.12 In Which the Dark Lord is Off to the Races
- 4.13 In Which the Dark Lord Makes a House Call
- 4.14 In Which the Dark Lord Feels a Chill Run Down His Spine
- 4.15 In Which the Dark Lord is Thwarted
- 4.16 In Which the Dark Lord Gets Told
- Bonus 13: In Which a Queen Wields a Blade
- Bonus 14: In Which the Captain Treads Lightly
- Bonus 15: In Which the Gears Begin to Turn
- 4.17 In Which the Dark Lord's Good Mood is Spoiled
- 4.18 In Which the Dark Lord Gets His Way
- 4.19 In Which the Dark Lord Tells the Truth
- 4.20 In Which the Dark Lord Knows Who's Been Naughty or Nice
- 4.21 In Which the Dark Lord Makes His Case
- 4.22 In Which the Dark Lord's Expertise Comes in Handy
- 4.23 In Which the Dark Lord Sponsors a Team-Building Activity
- 4.24 In Which the Dark Lord Has His Ups and Downs
- 4.25 In Which the Dark Lord Intrudes
- 4.26 In Which the Dark Lord Terrorizes the Help
- 4.27 In Which the Dark Lord Falls For It
- 4.28 In Which the Dark Lord Finds a Familiar Face
- 4.29 In Which the Dark Lord Deals in Absolutes
- 4.30 In Which the Dark Lord Has Had Enough
- 4.31 In Which the Dark Lord Finds a Weak Spot
- 4.32 In Which the Dark Lord Receives an Invitation
- 4.33 In Which the Dark Lord Keeps Up With the Aelthwyns
- 4.34 In Which the Dark Lord Hurts Some Feelings
- 4.35 In Which the Dark Lord Barks Up the Right Tree
- 4.36 In Which the Dark Lord Weaves a Tangled Web
- 4.37 In Which the Dark Lord Has Issues With the Women in His Life
- 4.38 In Which the Dark Lord Sets Up His Pieces
- 4.39 In Which the Dark Lord Reflects on the Eve of Battle
- 4.40 In Which the Dark Lord Returns
- 4.41 In Which the Dark Lord Comes Back with a Warrant
- 4.42 In Which the Dark Lord Courts Death
- 4.43 In Which the Dark Lord Doesn't Make the Rules
- 4.44 In Which the Dark Lord Doesn't Get to Be the Center of Attention
- Bonus 16: In Which the Hero Picks the Wrong Place to Put His Foot Down
- 4.45 In Which the Dark Lord's Plans Go Awry
- 4.46 In Which the Dark Lord Sends Other People's Plans Awry
- 4.47 In Which the Dark Lord Calls Upon the Goddess
- Only Villains Do That
- OVDT day!
- 4.48 In Which the Dark Lord is Struck Down
