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Only Villains Do That

Only Villains Do That
While waiting on an Akihabara train platform one day, ordinary high schooler Yoshi Shinonome was suddenly plucked from his normal life in Japan and whisked away by a beautiful goddess to Ephemera, a world of magic and adventure, to serve as her Hero and drive back the evil Dark Lord.
This is not his story.
Standing nearby at the moment Yoshi was isekai'd was a man named Seiji - a rude, cranky, misanthropic musician who was not at all pleased to find himself also snatched up and transported to Ephemera by the goddess's wicked sister, Virya. According to this self-proclaimed Goddess of Evil, the whole fantasy adventure thing was a game she and her sister played to stave off the boredom of immortality, and since the good goddess, Sanora, had picked her Hero...well, Virya needed a Dark Lord.
A grown man with his own career and ambitions, Seiji has no interest in playing. Unfortunately for him, the call to adventure was not a request. Now, he must conquer Ephemera and defeat the Hero...or Virya promises to make him beg for the release of death before granting it. Playing along for his own survival, Seiji nonetheless is under no illusions who his true enemy is, and it's not the naive young would-be Hero from his own world.
Placed in an impossible position, Seiji must make enough progress toward world domination to keep his sadistic patron goddess off his back, but not so much that he can't strike an accord with the forces of Good and convince the Hero Yoshi that it's the goddesses who are their mutual enemy. Forced to embrace Evil without being too evil, Seiji walks the razor's edge, building his forces and biding his time till he can get revenge on the goddesses and be free of them, his only certainty that he will not be getting out of this with his hands clean.
A Dark Lord's gotta do what a Dark Lord's gotta do.
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Updates Tuesday and Friday.
Chapter List
- 1.47 In Which the Dark Lord Breaks and Enters and Breaks
- 1.48 In Which the Dark Lord Takes a Leap of Faith
- 1.49 In Which the Dark Lord Shows a Lady a Good Time
- 1.50 In Which the Dark Lord is Just Getting Started
- Bonus 5 In Which the Hero Falls
- 2.1 In Which the Dark Lord Gazes Into the Abyss
- 2.2 In Which the Dark Lord Makes it Rain
- 2.3 In Which the Dark Lord Plays to a Captive Audience
- 2.4 In Which the Dark Lord Passes Judgment
- 2.5 In Which the Dark Lord gets the Lay of the Land
- 2.6 In Which the Dark Lord Outsmarts Himself and No One is Surprised
- 2.7 In Which the Dark Lord Has a Brilliant Idea
- 2.8 In Which the Dark Lord Avoids at Least One Cliche
- 2.9 In Which the Dark Lord Almost Gets Away With It
- 2.10 In Which the Dark Lord Tries Something He Saw in a Movie Once
- 2.11 In Which the Dark Lord is Adopted by a Pack of Feral Noblewomen
- 2.12 In Which the Dark Lord Uses Someone's Tragic Backstory as a Sleep Aid
- 2.13 In Which the Dark Lord Learns About Unintended Consequences
- 2.14 In Which the Dark Lord is the Lesser Evil
- 2.15 In Which the Dark Lord Realizes His Mistake
- 2.16 In Which the Dark Lord Suffers the Little Children
- 2.17 In Which the Dark Lord Closes In
- 2.18 In Which the Dark Lord Seizes the Means of Abduction
- 2.19 In Which the Dark Lord Spreads it Around
- 2.20 In Which the Dark Lord Confronts the Face of Evil
- 2.21 In Which the Dark Lord Has His Work Cut Out for Him
- 2.22 In Which the Dark Lord Lays Down the Law
- 2.23 In Which the Dark Lord Does Not Bring Home the Bacon
- 2.24 In Which the Dark Lord Gets to Know the Neighbors
- 2.25 In Which the Dark Lord Comes to Dinner
- 2.26 In Which the Dark Lord Spills the Tea
- 2.27 In Which the Dark Lord Goes Visiting
- 2.28 In Which the Dark Lord Enrolls Some Nobles in the School of Hard Knocks
- 2.29 In Which the Dark Lord Rages Against the Machine
- 2.30 In Which the Dark Lord Gets His Hands Dirty
- 2.31 In Which the Dark Lord Battens Down the Hatches
- 2.32 In Which the Dark Lord Gets Cut Down to Size
- 2.33 In Which the Dark Lord Realizes He Should Dial it Back and then Doesn't
- 2.34 In Which the Dark Lord Has Questions
- 2.35 In Which the Dark Lord Speaks Softly
- 2.36 In Which the Dark Lord Carries a Big Shtick
- 2.37 In Which the Dark Lord Catches Up on the Gossip
- 2.38 In Which the Dark Lord Leaves an Offering
- 2.39 In Which the Dark Lord Gets Some Help
- 2.40 In Which the Dark Lord Destroys
- 2.41 In Which the Dark Lord Puts His Foot Down
- 2.42 In Which the Dark Lord Gives Peace a Chance
- 2.43 In Which the Dark Lord Catches a Break
- 2.44 In Which the Dark Lord Loses Patience
- 2.45 In Which the Dark Lord Wears the Pants in the Relationship
