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Only Villains Do That

Only Villains Do That
While waiting on an Akihabara train platform one day, ordinary high schooler Yoshi Shinonome was suddenly plucked from his normal life in Japan and whisked away by a beautiful goddess to Ephemera, a world of magic and adventure, to serve as her Hero and drive back the evil Dark Lord.
This is not his story.
Standing nearby at the moment Yoshi was isekai'd was a man named Seiji - a rude, cranky, misanthropic musician who was not at all pleased to find himself also snatched up and transported to Ephemera by the goddess's wicked sister, Virya. According to this self-proclaimed Goddess of Evil, the whole fantasy adventure thing was a game she and her sister played to stave off the boredom of immortality, and since the good goddess, Sanora, had picked her Hero...well, Virya needed a Dark Lord.
A grown man with his own career and ambitions, Seiji has no interest in playing. Unfortunately for him, the call to adventure was not a request. Now, he must conquer Ephemera and defeat the Hero...or Virya promises to make him beg for the release of death before granting it. Playing along for his own survival, Seiji nonetheless is under no illusions who his true enemy is, and it's not the naive young would-be Hero from his own world.
Placed in an impossible position, Seiji must make enough progress toward world domination to keep his sadistic patron goddess off his back, but not so much that he can't strike an accord with the forces of Good and convince the Hero Yoshi that it's the goddesses who are their mutual enemy. Forced to embrace Evil without being too evil, Seiji walks the razor's edge, building his forces and biding his time till he can get revenge on the goddesses and be free of them, his only certainty that he will not be getting out of this with his hands clean.
A Dark Lord's gotta do what a Dark Lord's gotta do.
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Updates Tuesday and Friday.
Chapter List
- 1.1 In Which the Dark Lord Technically Doesn't Push a Girl in Front of a Train
- 1.2 In Which the Dark Lord Bends Over Backwards
- 1.3 In Which the Dark Lord has the Run of the Place
- 1.4 In Which the Dark Lord Lets His Little Light Shine
- 1.5 In Which the Dark Lord's Home is His Castle
- 1.6 In Which the Dark Lord Meets the Gang
- 1.7 In Which the Dark Lord Takes a Walk in the Woods
- 1.8 In Which the Dark Lord Goes to Town
- 1.9 In Which the Dark Lord Makes a Friend
- 1.10 In Which the Dark Lord Immediately Unmakes a Friend
- 1.11 In Which the Dark Lord Dresses for the Part
- 1.12 In Which the Dark Lord Takes a Level in Bard
- 1.13 In Which the Dark Lord Experiences the Horror of Self-Awareness
- 1.14 In Which the Dark Lord Plans Ahead
- 1.15 In Which the Dark Lord is Responsible for a Workplace Safety Violation
- 1.16 In Which the Dark Lord Gets Down to Business
- 1.17 In Which the Dark Lord Plays with Fire
- 1.18 In Which the Dark Lord Meets his Match
- Bonus 1 In Which the Paladin Gets the Party Started
- 1.19 In Which the Dark Lord is Brought to Justice
- 1.20 In Which the Dark Lord Brings Refreshments
- 1.21 In Which the Dark Lord Ministers to the Poor
- 1.22 In Which the Dark Lord Pets the Dog
- 1.23 In Which the Dark Lord Wheels and Deals
- 1.24 In Which the Dark Lord Gets Cooking
- 1.25 In Which the Dark Lord Unilaterally Declares Naptime
- 1.26 In Which the Dark Lord Gets Hot and Steamy with Aster
- 1.27 In Which the Dark Lord Almost Makes a Spectacle of Himself
- Bonus 2 In Which the Hero's Harem Go to Bible Study
- 1.28 In Which the Dark Lord Chews the Scenery
- 1.29 In Which the Dark Lord Gets Played
- 1.30 In Which the Dark Lord Takes the Kids to the Park
- 1.31 In Which the Dark Lord Passes the Time
- 1.32 In Which the Dark Lord Lights Up the Town
- 1.33 In Which the Dark Lord Hangs Out with the Boys
- 1.34 In Which the Dark Lord Attempts to Civilize the Natives
- 1.35 In Which the Dark Lord Stews in His Own Juices
- Bonus 3 In Which the Broker Plays Both Ends Against the Middle
- 1.36 In Which the Dark Lord Gets Cornered
- 1.37 In Which the Dark Lord Brings Down the House
- 1.38 In Which the Dark Lord Repaints a Barn
- 1.39 In Which the Dark Lord has Breakfast at Dusk
- 1.40 In Which the Dark Lord Baits the Hook
- 1.41 In Which the Dark Lord Pokes the Bear
- 1.42 In Which the Dark Lord Hunts for More Bears to Poke
- 1.43 In Which the Dark Lord Takes Responsibility for Once
- Bonus 4 In Which the Emperor Speaks to the Dead
- 1.44 In Which the Dark Lord Needs a Nap
- 1.45 In Which the Dark Lord Sends a Message
- 1.46 In Which the Dark Lord Lets the Hate Flow Through Him
