Adult

One day, I fell into the river and drowned. The God of River looked at me, and said:
    «You’re very brave, young one, so let me give you a mother as a reward. Would you like a golden-haired big-breasted elf mother with an extreme yandere personality, or a black-haired big-breasted sadistic human mother with a tsundere personality?»
    Me: «I choose… your mom, dammit! What I really want is to quickly reincarnate!»
    The God of River smiled at me: «You are a honest lad indeed, so let me gift you both mothers. From now on, you will have two mothers!»
    Me: «Did you even listen to what I said?!»