Adventure

I, Long Zaitian, Will Make the Heavens My Harem! He died a lonely old virgin, choking on noodles because a stray cat startled him. Pathetic. But when fate throws him a second chance, he wakes in the body of Long Zaitian—an 18-year-old cold genius of a top dragon clan, blessed with the legendary Primordial Tyrant Dragon Bloodline and bound to a sarcastic System that mocks his every domineering thought. Armed with monstrous talent, a peerless family background, and a heart that now burns for every untouchable beauty in existence, he swears never to be a “single old dog” again. His first challenge? A stunning, arrogant princess who arrives to publicly annul their betrothal. His response: flip the script, claim her as his own, and declare the engagement unbreakable. The world is vast and merciless—Immortal Emperor families, ancient sects, forbidden evils, and prodigies who kill for pride. But Long Zaitian isn’t just collecting beauties; he’s carving a path to become the supreme Primordial Tyrant Dragon Emperor. With a hilarious inner monologue, a system that roasts him constantly, and a harem of extraordinary women each carrying a piece of the world’s deepest secrets, this is a slow-burn Xianxia comedy where every face-slap is a love letter, and the heavens themselves are just the first to tremble. --- Heh whatever you do don't miss out on this great adventure