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Clumsy Beast, Keep Your Paws Off

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Su Qinglan sat cross-legged on the grass, holding the chubbiest tiger cub she’d ever seen.
“Aww… Look at you,” she whispered, booping its tiny nose. “So cute I could eat you up...”
A sudden shadow loomed over her.
“What’s so good about this stinky cub?” a deep, amused voice asked.
She blinked up… and froze.
Towering above her was a tall tiger beast man, his golden eyes narrowed in a lazy, predatory smile.
“Let’s have ours,” he said.
Su Qinglan’s brain short-circuited.
… Ours? OURS?!
Before she could process, in the next moment she was hoisted up onto his broad shoulder like a sack of grain and carried straight toward the cave.
Su Qinglan was so choked by the suddenness of it all… she forgot to even complain.
***
Su Qinglan’s knees knocked together as she stared up at the enormous serpent.
Its cold, red eyes narrowed, the flick of its tongue tasting the air between them.
“D-Don’t eat me,” she stammered, hugging herself. “I...I’m not tasty… really, I’m stringy and full of… uh… bad cholesterol.”
The snake’s head lowered until it was mere inches from her face. Her fox ears twitched wildly.
And then, before she could blink...its massive body shimmered, scales turning into bronzed skin and lean muscle.
Standing before her was a man so breathtakingly handsome that Su Qinglan’s poor fox eyes watered just looking at him.
Su Qinglan swallowed hard, her tail fluffing up in panic.
“I… I…” Her voice cracked.
Okay, new problem… the snake is hot.
She squeezed her eyes shut.
“If you… if you really want…” She blurted, her face burning, “…y-you can… take me.”
***
One moment Su Qinglan was fighting with the zombie king with all her might.
Boom!
The next, she woke up in a bizarre beast world… inside the body of a lazy, pampered, fat local tyrant everyone hated.
The “original” Su Qinglan had been an arrogant, scheming villainess who spent her days bullying weaker beast women, chasing after handsome males, and terrorizing the tribe kids. Now, thanks to fate’s twisted sense of humor, Qinglan had inherited the body and the bad reputation.
But honestly? Being fat in a beast world was still better than starving in the apocalypse. At least here, she could eat.
The only problem? In this world, men weren’t just men, they were beastmen. Tall, strong, dangerous… And apparently, every beast woman was expected to have several husbands. The catch? The “original” Qinglan’s antics had scared away every decent male within a ten-mile radius.
Armed with her apocalyptic survival instincts, a sharp tongue, and a mysterious system that suddenly activated...
“Binding with host…“
”Congratulations, host, for successfully arriving in the beast world.“
Qinglan decided she wasn’t going to cry about fate.
If she had to live here, then she’d live big, literally.
Chapter List
- Chapter 650: The Clan Master Does Not Kneel
- Chapter 651: Lan Lan, Have You Decided Yet?
- Chapter 652: If You Don’t Stop Me, I’ll Take It as a Yes
- Chapter 653: The First Kiss He Had Dreamed About
- Chapter 654: An Mo: Rate My Performance Later
- Chapter 655: A Discovery That Left Him Speechless [M]
- Chapter 656: Lan Lan, You’re Too Sweet [M]
- Chapter 657: Just As I Thought [M]
- Chapter 658: The Shameless New Husband
- Chapter 659: You Can’t Just Give Him Permission!
- Chapter 660: The Wolf Who Called Others Shameless [M]
- Chapter 661: Who Came Knocking at Midnight? [M]
- Chapter 662: The Midnight Search for Father Beast
- Chapter 663: What Happened to My Rong Ye?
- Chapter 664: Su Qinglan’s Wicked Idea
- Chapter 665: Sold to the Throne by His Own Parents
- Chapter 666: An Unexpected First Kiss
- Chapter 667: The More They Explained, the More Suspicious It Looked
- Chapter 668: Hua’er Has Disappeared
- Chapter 669: They Are My Family
- Chapter 670: I Won’t Leave Them
- Chapter 671: So Close, Yet So Far
- Chapter 672: Sleep, Lan Lan
- Chapter 673: A Guilty Conscience
- Chapter 674: You Should Respect Your Elders!
- Chapter 675: Grandpa Was Actually a Plant?!
- Chapter 676: Help! The Lion Cub Is Eating Me!
- Chapter 677: The Forest’s Chosen One
- Chapter 678: The Harshest Winter
- Chapter 679: The City Lord’s Premonition
- Chapter 680: The Long Flight Home
- Chapter 681: Dream On, Little Bird
- Chapter 682: Two Families, One Little Flower
- Chapter 683: Stove’s Shameless Flattery
- Chapter 684: The Choice to Stay
- Chapter 685: The Floor Is Better Than Him
- Chapter 686: The Shameless Beastman Finally Moved In!
- Chapter 687: YOU FIVE BRATS!!
- Chapter 688: The Stubborn Little Female and the Shameless Angel
- Chapter 689: The Stubborn Little Female and the Shameless Angel (02)
- Chapter 690: The One He Longed to Tell First
- Chapter 691: The Untouchable Lord Was Completely Lovestruck
- Chapter 692: The Queen’s Curiosity
- Chapter 693: The Beast Mother
- Chapter 694: He Already Has Two Children?!
- Chapter 695: Protecting Their Sister? Not After Seeing Hu Yan!
- Chapter 696: The Fluffy Tower of Cubs
- Chapter 697: An Unforgettable First Meeting
- Chapter 698: Su Qinglan Finally Meets Her Three Younger Brothers
- Chapter 699: The Beauty of a Kind Heart
