The Amazing White-Spider

Jake: "ARG!"

Was all I could manage to say as I was kicked into a large pile of boxes by some redhead with long hair who was wearing what I could only state to be essentially some latex bodysuit, as it just looked like it, and from how she roundhouse kicked him, it seemed to allow quite a lot of movement.

As I slowly got up, the last thing I saw were two arrows that, by now, I've come to realize from the twenty minutes we've been going at it, were some of those special explosive arrows, and I was right as I felt an explosion go off behind me as I was quickly flung back towards the redhead.

Once more she kicked me; however, this time instead of kicking me to the sides into the crates like before, I was instead kicked two times in one second directly in front of the archer man who shot me with what felt like a taser arrow.

The electric surge flows through my entire body, electrocuting every part of me. My body was shocked to no end as I screamed as loud and as hard as I possibly could, and by the time everything was finished, the countdown had ended and the training was over.

??? Red Head: "You need more time to learn the basics."

??? Arrow Man: "He also needs to learn how to use his powers instantly (snaps his fingers a few times)."

They both reach their hands out, and I grab both of them as they help me up, and we walk through the training area's doors, and I immediately see all the other agents trying their best to hold back their laughter whenever they look at me.

I hate the feeling of being laughed at by other agents, but even more I hate just how weak I was and how quickly they destroyed me in the twenty-five minutes of training I was told by Nick would be part of the daily routine until the extra-long summer break ended.

??? Red Head: "Well, this is our stop for now, so I hope you enjoy it, and maybe tomorrow you could touch me (slowly caresses her body, possibly trying to entice Jake)."

This didn't do anything for me, however, possibly because I had no interest in a woman a lot stronger than me... because honestly everything else about her hits every check on my boxes, as she looks to be just an older Mary Jane.

Going through the door, I sit down on one of the empty seats and see that I'm classmates with some fellow agent-looking people along with some dark-skinned woman wearing a white tank top and cargo pants with green boots, with the most interesting thing on her being her jade cat-looking necklace, which probably got overshadowed by just how beautiful she was.

(Couldn't really find a good image but here's what she probably looks like on a normal day.)

I take the seat next to the woman since it was close enough to everyone else, along with being the best distance from the front so I could get every bit of information from whoever the teacher was. Without even looking, I could tell the woman next to me wasn't pleased to have me or possibly a guy next to her.

Honestly, however, I didn't care if she was displeased with me being next to her since none of us were going to possibly work with one another once the training finished, and even if we did, I've already seen many attractive women, so I don't care what some random woman thinks of me.

After about ten minutes the professor walked through the door; however, he made it very clear that he wasn't some teacher, as he immediately placed down a giant plasma blaster behind him as he brought out a button and pressed it as his name appeared behind him.

Agent Coulson: "Hello, my name, or rather the one you should all address me by, is Agent Coulson, and while I'm not a teacher, I have been tasked by Nick Fury with teaching each and every single one of you to become the best agents you possibly can be."

Without warning Agent Coulson clicks the button once more, and everyone suddenly begins falling down some holes as everyone gets sent to some room, as everyone of them probably gets their own agents or something like that.

I, however, get a giant mech robot that immediately begins glowing red as Agent Coulson starts talking over the speakers.

Agent Coulson over speakers: "Alright everyone, while I know you all have gotten someone to train you, I want to see what all of you can do before I train and teach you to the best of my abilities."

With no more warnings, a giant siren sound is heard as the giant robot quickly bursts out, and its giant laser beam bursts out at me as I just barely manage to dodge, but it still didn't mean much of anything, as the laser blast still managed to hit my right arm and leg.

Ekaj: "Man, I can't believe you just let yourself get hit like that."

Jake: "(Grunts) I came here to train, and I aim to do just that!"

Ekaj: "But he wants to see everything we can do, and besides, what sort of training do you have to do where you can't use or even rely on the one thing that makes you really different than someone else?"

Hearing a diss from myself made me angrier than it should have as I smash the ground as my white venom emerges from the ground and envelops me, transforming me into my giant monster form.

White-Beast: "LET'S DO THIS!"

I swear to God, or I swear to Loki, the second I said that, I'm fairly certain the robot started smiling right at me as we both charged at one another and grasped each other's hands as we pushed against each other trying to topple the other so they would fall on the ground.

It didn't take long before the robot began cheating, as it began charging up its laser beam the second it began losing the tug-of-war battle they were having, but before it could fire at me, I opened up the giant beast for a bit as I slammed my glowing white fist on its chest, slightly denting its metal body and cracking its laser beam a bit.

We both back away from one another as we begin copying each other's movements as we both wipe where our mouths would be along with rubbing our chests with our sleeves as we both try and taunt the other to recklessly charge at them.

Realizing that neither of our provocations would work on the other, we just charge at one another as we begin swinging our fists at one another over and over again.

Meanwhile, the other agents in training were fighting similar opposites, as one fire agent was fighting against a much more skilled ice man; more specifically, they were fighting against Iceman, whom Nick Fury somehow managed to convince to work for him for a bit.

The white cat lady was slightly glowing green as she swung her open claw-like hands at her robot opponent as her arms became claws along with her legs as she side swipes and roundhouse kicks the robot.

It quickly becomes apparent, however, that her enemy was a giant army of robots, as she was fighting against as many enemies as she possibly could and seemed to be having some trouble with the vast number of enemies she had to face.

Back to me, I seem to be winning in his fight, only for the robot to suddenly multiply as similar robots begin appearing; each one of them was just slightly different, as one has speakers in its chest, arms, and legs, while the others had different colors like blue, white, and yellow.

Before I can even take a guess as to what any of their different lights may mean, the sound robot starts blasting my symbiote off me, and as I try to keep it on me and as stable as possible, the other robots and the red one start blasting me with their frost, fire, electric, and light beams.

I once more scream in utter pain until I eventually pass out, and when I wake up, I see that everyone in my class was in what appeared to be some medical room since it had a lot of IVs and cabinets with the red cross on them.

Agent Coulson: "Good, now that everyone's up, I will have some of my fellow agents pass you your agent-in-training suit that is numbered depending on how long each of you lasted in your battles."

Jake: "SIR! (tries to stand only to fumble like a baby lamb and almost fall on another female agent with green hair and snake eyes?) What was the point in those fights!?"

Agent Coulson: "(Smiles) Good question, young lad, and I'll be honest with all of you (presses his watch as holograms full of analytics about all of them). We, or rather Nick Fury, wanted to see you test and possibly go past your limits."

Everyone looks at their data and sees just where they might be lacking, but before they can really see what their biggest faults might have been, but everything quickly gets taken away as Agent Coulson presses his watch once more.

Agent Coulson: "Alright everyone, I know while all of you might believe yourselves to be training alone, but that's not the case, as S.H.I.E.L.D. is all about its members, and while all of you may get personal training, all of you will eat, sleep, train, and learn with one another, and that of course means sleeping, cleaning, and changing with one another, so I suggest all of you get used to being seen by others no matter the circumstances."

Having finished what he wanted to say, Agent Coulson leaves while all of us trainees were just screwed, as we were basically told to change into our uniforms, and while everyone was very awkward about changing in front of one another, they eventually had to suck it up and get changed.

The first one to break the tension was a flame-powered man who burnt off all his clothes except for his underwear and socks, thankfully, as he put on his suit, which showed he was number 0-8.

Next was surprisingly the cat lady, who quickly glowed bright green and was suddenly wearing her suit, which had the numbers 0-1, probably showing that they were the "winner," if you could call whatever they did as winning.

??? Cat lady: "(Flips hair) I refuse to let anyone but my future husband ever see my bare body."

I was the third person to get changed, and I didn't even need to get changed, as I absorbed the suit, and after my body sloshed the suit around, it switched between my clothes as I gently placed them down, and apparently my number was just the number eight.

WHAT THE HECK DO THESE NUMBERS EVEN MEAN! Is what I wanted to scream, but I didn't, as it's most likely what everyone wanted to say but didn't, as there's no real point since someone would have told them had they needed to know at that moment.

One after another everyone began changing into their outfits until all thirty of them were wearing their uniforms and were just as confused about what their own numbers could have possibly meant along with what it meant in comparison to everyone else.

Agent Coulson: "(Appears like magic as he slowly claps) Good, now that everyone's dressed, all of you are to report to the class you were in before your test, and we will begin telling you all what you need to know as agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., along with how to survive in this world."

Everyone, and I do mean everyone, gulps at the same time, as this is the most serious thing they've heard from anyone that's part of S.H.I.E.L.D. since they possibly joined up, and I... well, I was shocked too, as I thought I already knew how to survive, but I was quickly learning just how wrong I was.

And that is all for now hope you all enjoyed and quick question for everyone is there any Marvel characters you'd like to see added to either the agent's roster of just in general but until next time stay safe and peace!