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I Just Wanted A Soft Life, Not A Demon Husband

I Just Wanted A Soft Life, Not A Demon Husband
Death by overwork? Check.
Isekai’d into a glittery kingdom called Aelthryndivoryssalindria, yes, that's the name but I call it Aelthryn, because who has time for that? Double check.
All I wanted was a soft life filled with pastries, naps, and no husband. But five years into my new life as Princess Elyndravyssorathielindria Sylvarindelthys—Elyn, please, God knows why the names are so difficult to pronounce—my father demands I marry.
But explain to me why all the potential suitors look like they were picked up from the fucking gutter? I kid you not. one of them literally suggested teaching me to ride a horse and guess who found out he could not ride one at all and at the end of the day cried begging for his mother...me.
And that's just one. There's also the fact that I don't want to even get married. So in a panic, after scaring my suitors away, I tell my father I'm in love with Zorathys Vaelkyrion.
What I didn't plan for was the fact that Zorathys is real, he’s at our annual ball, and he’s calling me his lover to settle Dad’s debts.
Now I’m stuck in the Underworld, managing Hell’s paperwork, babysitting demon nobles, and dodging a giant snake with a sweet tooth.
Oh, and Zor? A lazy, body-pillow-hugging tease who makes my heart race. Worse, every escape portal dumps me in his bedroom, and he’s not so bad.
But when I stumble into a plot to overthrow him, my soft-life dreams might cost me everything—unless I fight for the husband I never wanted. Send help please, I just wanted a soft life and not a demon husband..
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“...you can't marry my daughter,” my father said to the demon king and I nodded. “...she...she's gay. Yes,” he said with a nod like that was the most reasonable explanation ever. “She's into girls.”
I was shocked and stared at him then back at the demon king who paused. Maybe this could work after all. I nodded too, supporting my father's words.
The demon king smiled then. “What good taste you have, there's a reason why we belong to each other after all. I'm into women too.”
What?
Chapter List
- Chapter 101: Oops; Zorathys May Have Just Landed Himself In Trouble
- Chapter 102: The Kind of Work That Made Demons Afraid to Rest
- Chapter 103: There May Never Be Any Rest For Naviel and Ignivar After All
- Chapter 104: Anyone Involved In The Trafficking Of Children Deserves Worse Than Death: Elyn
- Chapter 105: The Office, the Orbit, and the Breaking Point
- Chapter 106: Rin Has No Tact
- Chapter 107: Paper Trails and Old Blood
- Chapter 108: Lines That Will Not Stay Buried
- Chapter 109: Disguises: Zorathys Apparently Had Gone Undercover Once, Disguised As Himself
- Chapter 110: Rin Versus Vaelory, Azerion Versus Zorathys
- Chapter 111: Protectors, Insults, and a Demon King Who Made Someone Cry
- Chapter 112: Shadows, Serpents, and the Cost of Not Apologizing
- Chapter 113: Disguises, Fear, and the Art of Making Things Worse
- Chapter 114: Of Beasts, Mirrors, and the Horror of Seeing Yourself
- Chapter 115: Lady Grivessa of the Split-Marsh Who Thinks She Has What It Takes To Challenge Zorathys
- Chapter 116: The Art of Not Starting a War on a Portal Platform
- Chapter 117: Apparently Zorathys and Azerion Can Be Friends When They Want To
- Chapter 118: Walking in Circles and Vanishing Companions
- Chapter 119: Embers Beneath the Roof
- Chapter 120: Following the Trail of Sugar
- Chapter 121: Sweet Trails and Silent Shadows
- Chapter 122: Feathers, Fabric, and Fault Lines
- Chapter 123: Where Shadows Choose to Sleep
- Chapter 124: When the King Wakes
- Chapter 125: A Syrenthis Demon Aiming For Therion Who Thinks Elyn Is Weak
- Chapter 126: Rin’s Lessons In Seducing Naviel (A Lesson For A Very Attentive Vaelory) I
- Chapter 127: Rin’s Lessons in Seducing Naviel (A Lesson for a Very Attentive Vaelory) II
- Chapter 128: Rin’s Lessons in Seducing Naviel (A Lesson for a Very Attentive Vaelory) III
- Chapter 129: The Enchanted Machine That Refused to Obey (And the Two Idiots Who Tried Anyway)
- Chapter 130: Of Fox Tails, Loose Tongues, and a Sewing Machine That Finally Behaved
- Chapter 131: Of Heels, Hunger, and the Moment the Castle Held Its Breath
- Chapter 132: When the King Returned and the Castle Forgot How to Breathe
- Chapter 133: Jewels, Heels, and Other Dangerous Decisions
- Chapter 134: Five Minutes and a Thousand Bad Ideas
- Chapter 135: ’My Wife Will Be Presiding Over This Case’
- Chapter 136: The Duke Of The Beast Demons Was Aware All Along
- Chapter 137: A Toast to the Truth
- Chapter 138: Kaelthar Has No Idea Truth Serums Work on Him
- Chapter 139: The Realm Rejoices
- Chapter 140: Of Forks, Knives, and Other Weapons of Mass Destruction
- Chapter 141: The Gargoyles, the Board, and the King Who Begged
- Chapter 142: Apparently, There’s Nothing Like Carpenters in the Demon Realm
- Chapter 143: The Board That Thinks for Itself
- Chapter 144: The Board With an Identity Crisis
- Chapter 145: The Date I Was Never Told About
- Chapter 146: The Invitation That Survived Velistrae
- Chapter 147: Perfume, Protocol, And A Visit To The Queen
- Chapter 148: Five Counts, No Rhythm, and Public Humiliation
- Chapter 149: A Child with Wings and Opinions
- Chapter 150: Flop-Flips, Nuisances, and Dance Lessons
