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I Just Wanted A Soft Life, Not A Demon Husband

I Just Wanted A Soft Life, Not A Demon Husband
Death by overwork? Check.
Isekai’d into a glittery kingdom called Aelthryndivoryssalindria, yes, that's the name but I call it Aelthryn, because who has time for that? Double check.
All I wanted was a soft life filled with pastries, naps, and no husband. But five years into my new life as Princess Elyndravyssorathielindria Sylvarindelthys—Elyn, please, God knows why the names are so difficult to pronounce—my father demands I marry.
But explain to me why all the potential suitors look like they were picked up from the fucking gutter? I kid you not. one of them literally suggested teaching me to ride a horse and guess who found out he could not ride one at all and at the end of the day cried begging for his mother...me.
And that's just one. There's also the fact that I don't want to even get married. So in a panic, after scaring my suitors away, I tell my father I'm in love with Zorathys Vaelkyrion.
What I didn't plan for was the fact that Zorathys is real, he’s at our annual ball, and he’s calling me his lover to settle Dad’s debts.
Now I’m stuck in the Underworld, managing Hell’s paperwork, babysitting demon nobles, and dodging a giant snake with a sweet tooth.
Oh, and Zor? A lazy, body-pillow-hugging tease who makes my heart race. Worse, every escape portal dumps me in his bedroom, and he’s not so bad.
But when I stumble into a plot to overthrow him, my soft-life dreams might cost me everything—unless I fight for the husband I never wanted. Send help please, I just wanted a soft life and not a demon husband..
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“...you can't marry my daughter,” my father said to the demon king and I nodded. “...she...she's gay. Yes,” he said with a nod like that was the most reasonable explanation ever. “She's into girls.”
I was shocked and stared at him then back at the demon king who paused. Maybe this could work after all. I nodded too, supporting my father's words.
The demon king smiled then. “What good taste you have, there's a reason why we belong to each other after all. I'm into women too.”
What?
Chapter List
- Chapter 51: The Curious Succubus and The Serpent Who Steals Elyn’s Snacks
- Chapter 52: The Assistant I Didn’t Apply To Be
- Chapter 53: I’m Supposed to Be A Queen, Not an Assistant — and Where Is Zorathys?
- Chapter 54: Petitions From Five Hundred Years Ago Written Wrongly Because Zorathys Made It So
- Chapter 55: It Seems Zorathys’ Door Listens to Elyn
- Chapter 56: Zorathys Is No Good At Work…At All
- Chapter 57: Lesson Learnt: Forcing Zorathys to Work Is Going to Result in a Massive Headache
- Chapter 58: Ignivar, You Traitor
- Chapter 59: The Problem With Petitions (and the Gargoyle With Exactly One Braincell)
- Chapter 60: Naviel, He’s Supposedly Also Zorathys’ Assistant And A Friend (Zorathys Has Friends?)
- Chapter 61: The Case of the Missing Snacks (And the Unfortunate Suspects)
- Chapter 62: The Investigation of the Invisible Snack Thief
- Chapter 63: The Sweet Trap Strategy
- Chapter 64: A Potential Thief To Be Caught And Back in the Demon King’s Room
- Chapter 65: The Water in the Walls And The Lazy King
- Chapter 66: Balls, Protocols, and a Wet Queen
- Chapter 67: Whispers, Sweets, and a Succubus with a Plan
- Chapter 68: Wet Surprises and Heartbeats
- Chapter 69: The Sweet Trap and The Thief
- Chapter 70: Shadows and Serpents
- Chapter 71: Turns Out, The Syrenthis Is A Snake Demon And Not A Small Snake At That
- Chapter 72: The Syrenthis Has Two Forms… And Apparently One of Them Is Adorable
- Chapter 73: Apparently I’m “Scary”… According to a Snake Hatchling
- Chapter 74: The Hatchling Claiming Elyn Is More Scary Than Zorathys
- Chapter 75: The Snake That Refused to Leave
- Chapter 76: The Imprint I Apparently Can’t Escape
- Chapter 77: The Protector She Never Asked For
- Chapter 78: The Calm Before the Bite
- Chapter 79: The Bite That Never Came
- Chapter 80: Haircuts, Hierarchies, and a Succubus With No Boundaries
- Chapter 81: All Seraphielle Wants Is A Taste Of Elyn
- Chapter 82: Of Cloth, Kingdoms, and Uncrossable Lines (Elyn Isn’t Into Women)
- Chapter 83: Seraphielle Finally Leaves The Office, Elyn Wants To Know About The Different Types Of Demons
- Chapter 84: Of Desire, Purple Mists, and the Demons Who Rule Temptation
- Chapter 85: The Foxes Who Count Their Power in Tails
- Chapter 86: It Makes Sense That The Succubi and the Fox Demons Would Be Mortal Enemies
- Chapter 87: Where Power Sits, and Who Is Allowed to Hold It
- Chapter 88: Of Fire That Feeds, Burns, and Endures
- Chapter 89: Of Currents That Flow and Depths That Watch
- Chapter 90: Of Thieves, Tongues, and Serpents in Silk
- Chapter 91: Changing His Eyes Because Of Elyn Doesn’t Stop Azerion and Rin From Arguing Like Kids Even Though Rin Is An Adult
- Chapter 92: Of Water, Want, and the Things That Lurk Beneath
- Chapter 93: Apparently There Is Nothing Like An Arranged Marriage In The Demon Realm And That’s Extremely Shocking
- Chapter 94: Kidnapped for Love? That’s Impossible… Right?
- Chapter 95: Midnight Shadows and Firelit Revelries
- Chapter 96: Shadows of Judgment and Firelit Retribution
- Chapter 97: The One Morning I Should Have Stayed in Bed
- Chapter 98: Ignivar And Naviel Working Through The Night While Zorathys Sleeps Peacefully With His Body Pillow
- Chapter 99: The King Who Slept While the Realm Worked
- Chapter 100: How Did Demons Who Looked To Be On The Verge Of Death Recover So Easily?
