Fantasy

“How many times do you think I could divorce a chick with dementia?”
    [Ding!]
    [You have been chosen to become an evolving tentacle monster!]
    Nacho was a cartel debt collector who got struck by lightning and woke up as a Tentacle Monster at the bottom of the ocean.
    He had no body, no plan, and evidently, no more problems.
    Armed with a Supreme-ranked tentacle and an ability that lets him steal Talents through lewd acts, Nacho claws his way up from licking sea pickles to battling high ranking angels, one lewd act at a time.
    The system gave him the most overpowered ability in existence and wrapped it in the most embarrassing package possible.
    [First Tentacle (Supreme)]
    Durability: Infinite
    Ultimate Effect: Your Charm stat is increased by 10x whenever you touch someone with this Tentacle.
    And he was going to abuse every last inch of it.
    [Please use responsibly...]
    [We're begging you...]
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    A/N: This is purely a work of fiction, no tentacles or women were harmed in the writing of this novel. Enjoy, and send me lots of golden tickets.