Yandere Instruction Manual: My Wife is World Ending Calamity!

"Alright, alright. I won’t meet with the princess alone ever again. Happy now?"

After tens of minutes of continuous laughter and after seeing the stone-cold Lily actually on the verge of tearing up when even her own summon, Rwar, had to exit the room just to hide her laughter, I finally gave up.

I wanted to tease her more, I really did because she looked so damn cute when she blushed like that... but I didn’t want to push her too much, especially after what I was planning to do next.

Though I really wished to have my video and image recording artifact at this moment but alas, fate was always cruel like this.

"Why would I be happy? I just want to monitor you so you don’t leak the secret, that’s all. And don’t misunderstand that ever."

She nodded, her expression finally shifting back to a calm one.

"Yes, Ma’am."

I nodded as Lily looked satisfied, her lips curling ever so slightly as her grip on the edge of her dress tightened slightly.

"Now that we have dealt with that, I want to ask you about something else now."

She took a seat on the chair nearby, leaning slightly forward with her elbows resting on her thighs and her hands clasped together beneath her chin, her expression hardening again as if she was about to say something serious.

I could already predict what it was, so before she could say even a word about it, I spoke out.

"Before that, I want to ask you something. How could you do that to me?" I said, deliberately making my expression vulnerable. "You beast."

Lily was surprised as her clasped hands slipped apart and her head dropped forward in stunned silence before she quickly composed herself.

"What the hell are you talking about? And why are you, of all people, calling me a beast when you were the one who kiss—"

I averted my eyes to the side and lightly touched my lips like a damsel in distress, cutting her off again.

"...What else should I call you when you were the one who stole my first kiss like that?"

Her eyes widened in shock and disbelief as if she couldn’t understand what I was talking about for a moment, before she shook her head.

"W-what are you talking about? You were the one who kissed me, not the other way around. You stole my first k-kiss."

Her voice stuttered slightly at the end.

"Lies!" I looked straight into her eyes. "You were the one who made me kiss you."

I could see a pink silhouette of Rwar peeking out from outside the room, doing a terrible job of hiding her existence despite being a Primordial Spirit.

Or maybe it was her way of warning me not to try anything funny and reminding me that she was still there.

But naturally, I didn’t care.

"W-what? You are the one who is lying. I was unconscious the whole time, and when I woke up, you were the one who was kissing me. Even Rwar confirmed this."

As soon as she said that, her gaze turned towards the door, but before she could see her, Rwar immediately hid her body as if she didn’t want to get involved in this.

"Yes, I was indeed kissing you."

I accepted it without much drama and she immediately called me out.

"See, you accept it yourself and—"

I cut her off again.

"Now, now, at least let me finish. I was indeed the one kissing you, but you were the one who invited me to do so."

Her face was completely blank and taking that as a sign, I continued.

"Haven’t you read the story of a sleeping princess? It’s almost in all fairy tales. When a princess gets cursed by a witch, someone has to kiss her with a genuine heart to wake her up. I just did that to wake you up."

"I practically paid for my first kiss for your sake. To wake you up and save you from your own summon, didn’t I?"

In the same mischievous tone, I continued.

"Don’t you think I deserve appropriate compensation for it?"

She opened her mouth again and again but no words came out for a moment as if she were actually considering it in her mind before... she reluctantly nodded.

"What do you want?"

She narrowed her eyes at me.

Well... that was easier than I expected.

A smile appeared on my face as I laid out my demand.

"Marry me."

Cough!

Immediately, a coughing sound came from outside the door but Lily’s attention clearly didn’t seem focused on it as the blush that had only just receded appeared on her face again.

"Hieeek! Y-you... you what are you talking about?" Her voice rose slightly as she pushed herself off the chair in a jolt. "Who asks for marriage for a kiss?"

"I mean, think about it. Who will marry poor old me now that my first kiss has been stolen by you like this?" I wiped away a tear that wasn’t even there. "So, doesn’t it make sense for you to marry me?"

She nodded at my reasoning unconsciously for a moment before violently shaking her head.

"What kind of reasoning is that?"

"Alright, alright. Since marriage is such a heavy topic, how about just returning the kiss you stole? I can accept even that."

I changed the subject almost immediately.

Teasing her like this was so damn fun that I just couldn’t stop myself at this point.

Her face blushed even further as I could practically see steam rising from her head.

She didn’t reply for a second, her hand instinctively moving towards her lips as I wondered what her decision would be.

Even Rwar seemed to peek out again with great interest as if eager to see what her summoner would choose.

After a moment, Lily finally calmed down and looked at me, the blush still lingering on her face as she spoke.

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