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Basic Thaumaturgy for the Emotionally Incompetent

Author:
D.N. NewynAlternative names:
Basic Thaumaturgy for the Emotionally IncompetentGenre:
ComedySource:
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OngoingBasic Thaumaturgy for the Emotionally Incompetent
>em>[This series is set in the same Academy as this one: How To Train Your Dungeoneers. It is recommended that you read both to understand the full world building. It’s not necessary to read both to understand individual stories, however.]>/em>
>span style="font-weight: 400">He can’t conjure grief, can barely levitate a pebble, and once submitted a stanza instead of a spell schematic. Meet Fabrisse Kestovar: aspiring >span style="text-decoration: line-through">thaumaturge>/span> rock collector, confirmed pastry enthusiast, professional bird whisperer, and perhaps the least emotionally competent student in the Order’s seven-hundred-year history.>/span>
>span style="font-weight: 400">Which makes it all the more confusing when an ancient magical relic suddenly wakes up after forty-seven years of silence, launches itself across a holy sanctum, and crashes into his face.>/span>
>span style="font-weight: 400">Now bonded to a forgotten epochal calibration system buried beneath layers of ritual and myth, Fabrisse gains access to the PRAXIS NODE, a long-dormant, possibly AI-driven interface that delivers cryptic quests, sarcastic prompts, and calibration objectives measured in light-years. He has a Legacy Token, no combat thresholds, and a growing collection of useless rocks the system insists are ‘historically significant.’>/span>
>span style="font-weight: 400">He’s also the only one who can see any of it.>/span>
>b>Features:>/b>
>span style="font-weight: 400">Weak to less weak to (maybe) strong MC>/span>
>span style="font-weight: 400">A magic system based on emotional resonance>/span>
>span style="font-weight: 400">A cosmic tutorial disguised as a sacred rite>/span>
>span style="font-weight: 400">System messages with a personality disorder>/span>
>span style="font-weight: 400">Balance between crunchy numbers and intuitive magic learning>/span>
>span style="font-weight: 400">Slow-burn progression, and slow-burn romance>/span>
>span style="font-weight: 400">Spell mnemonics that rhyme on purpose>/span>
>span style="font-weight: 400">A chosen one who really, >/span>>i>>span style="font-weight: 400">really>/span>>/i>>span style="font-weight: 400"> shouldn’t be>/span>
>span style="font-weight: 400">And the ugliest magic rocks you’ve ever seen>/span>
>span style="font-weight: 400">Find me on my Discord server (a shared server with other fics I write)!>/span>
>span style="font-weight: 400">Also posted on ScribbleHub and Fenrirealm. If you find this work anywhere else, it has been uploaded without permission.>/span>
>span style="font-weight: 400">>strong>[400,000 WORDS ALREADY WRITTEN AND POSTED ON PATREON]>/strong>>/span>
Chapter List
- Here you can find the secret ending
- Chapter 77: “Pew-pew!” she said
- Chapter 78: There was NO hugging involved
- Chapter 79: I am physics, and you just violated natural law.
- Chapter 80: Say ‘We’re just academic partners!’
- Donation to the Synod (for very important expenditures)
- Chapter 81: She’s the Moonbear Archmagus, but please don’t refer to her that way
- Chapter 82: A fine young man like you . . .
- Chapter 83: So it’s politics
- Chapter 84: Gid good
- Chapter 85: That means you kind of suck, Kestovar
- Chapter 86: That was ‘crazy-yo’
- Chapter 87: Why’s Dubbie here?
- Chapter 88: I admire your ability to collect rocks even after failing five consecutive exams
- Chapter 89: I can’t shoot a bird!
- Chapter 90: I’m not letting Tom be the reason I finish this quest
- Chapter 91: How do you throw a rock at someone reverently?
- Chapter 92: Yeah but the +2 RES though
- Chapter 93: You may applaud now
- Chapter 94: Is that a Silico-Dormant Obscura, Grade Theta?
- Chapter 95: Impressively Not First
- Headmaster Draeth’s Announcement #4
- Chapter 96: You’re going to make Fabrisse blush
- Chapter 97: I have done some digging into your personal life
- Chapter 98: Third Arm of the Beaver
- Chapter 99: Come out and fight fair!
- Chapter 100: She’d lost a pen trying to fight off the void, while he’d lost nothing
- Chapter 101: “It’s showtime”
- Chapter 102: She should’ve been called Celine Duckling
- Chapter 103: The butler for the butler
- Chapter 104: No man will ever reduce me to a giggling mess with just a smolder and a jawline
- Chapter 105: You guys could perspire together!
- Chapter 106: Can you stop casting spells on me . . .
- Chapter 107.1: Don’t flake on me, Mister ‘I Forgot’
- Chapter 107.2: You’re conspiring against me, Eidralith, by giving me this quest!
- Chapter 108: Try smashing rocks instead of studying them
- Chapter 109: Split her open and feast on her blood
- The Eidralith’s Note #1
- Chapter 110: I tortured you purely for your well-being
- Chapter 111: You don’t want a snobby nerd making a hobby out of you
- Chapter 112: Why did you name a male duck Mercy?
- Chapter 113: Like two snakes in a very petty argument over volume
- Chapter 114: Whoever that person was, they were UGLY
- Chapter 115: I need to get within two meters of the fire!
- Chapter 116: Why does Ilya always have the most ridiculous spells?
- Chapter 117: Initiating Forced Shutdown
- Chapter 118: I will end you in five moves
- Chapter 119: So you have a problem with me specifically
- Chapter 120: Undead means he’s already dead
- Chapter 121: He didn’t even know their gender
