Fantasy

I'm a loser that writes for a living.
    Now that I'm about to kill myself, I can proudly admit that fact.
    I was born a loser and now I'm gonna die a loser
    So, with much vigor, I decided to jump off a bridge. But when the moment came I got cold feet and decided to not kill myself.
    But I still died.....
    Turns out being drunk and standing on a very thin railing was not that safe and the fact that I don't know how to swim wasn't helping.
    Mission failed successfully, I suppose.
    But what's this?
    Why are my arms so tiny?
    Why can't I stand up?
    I have turned into a baby!
    Literally.
    WAIT.
    Why is this world so strangely familiar?
    Isn't this world based on a novel I wrote long ago...
    I reincarnated as a baby in my novel's world !??
    '' Sigh...''
    Fuck this shit, I'm out.