Adventure

I am a what, and where is my little friend? No, give it back right now!
    What, back in a lab again? What a load of bull.
    Finally, I’m dying... No, I got revived again.
    Becoming a weapon for a kingdom? Meh, they can try and control me.
    Medieval weapons? I like that. Give me all of them.
    An Angle cult? Let’s destroy that.
    Pure Dragons? I want one for myself.