Chapter 71: C-Rank Adventurer
Kai woke up with a massive hangover. His head was throbbing, and he could barely see as his vision was still adjusting to the bright light, which was the sun.
"Ngh, argh, my head!" Last night, he deactivated his perfect body, well, the part where it wouldn’t allow him to get drunk. He quickly turned that back on, feeling a huge sense of relief when he did.
"I’m never doing that again. Fuck that." He looked around and saw that the entire guild was trashed. Tables were smashed, cups were broken, chairs were inside the walls, and the balcony to the second floor that held B-Rank quests and above was destroyed.
But that wasn’t even the worst part.
Every single woman in the guild was experiencing the best orgasm of their life with tons of cum leaking out of their body.
"What the fuck did I do last night?!" Then it all came back to him. His perfect mind threw all of his memories right back at him like a truck.
"Holy shit, I’m insane! Fucking the guildmaster’s daughter on the roof? What the fuck! Having sex with a married woman right in front of her husband? Damn! Woah Woah woah! A guy proposed to his girlfriend because he almost died in the battle, got married last night, and my wedding gift was me fucking her until she passed out?"
He turned his head to the side, spotting the girl with a bloated belly and an entire river of semen that was still flowing out of her.
"Damn! Hey, at least I had fun, right? Thankfully, I took precautions before I got wasted. I wouldn’t want people to see my girls naked or getting fucked by me."
He spotted Amaya and Gwen, cleaned them up, and teleported them back to their inn.
"Well, I guess I’ll tidy things up here. It’s the least I can do. Hmmmm. You know what, I’ll have all the guys still lose their memories of the wild night I had, but allow the girls to keep it. Hehe, now they’ll remember the best sex they ever had in their lives and crave more, but can’t get it because their partners arent built like me. Is that mean? Of course it is. Do I care? Absolutely fucking not."
After Kai cleaned the place up and put all the women’s clothes back on, he teleported to the inn so he could go back to sleep in the arms of his women.