Fantasy

The Demon Lord was as strong as a fly.
    So when I swatted him away after sleeping in on the morning of the fight.
    The world trembled and the goddess descended.
    “Please... Please just fucking go back. I don't want to die.”
    And sent me and the hero back to Earth.
    Except she had taken away all my powers, and...
    [Welcome to the Earth’s Apocalypse - Scenario 1 is currently in progress]
    [Congratulations, you have been chosen by the Strongest Dragon God system, would you like to accept?]
    HELL. NO.
    A system is for losers.
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