Chapter 3: Respect the Trip God!
"AAAAA!" they both screamed, plunging down like anime girls getting rejected in a high-budget romance finale.
Straight into a glowing, crystal-blue body of water.
As they fell, Finn’s eyes locked onto the goddess mid-tumble. Her divine assets flailed like untethered water balloons—holy, majestic, and mildly hypnotic.
He immediately gave her chest the kind of look you’d expect from a man who once risked a computer viruses for anime jiggle mods.
She noticed. "WHAT IS WRONG WITH—"
"RRRAAAAAAGHHHHHH—WOOSH—KRAAAAAAGHHH!!"
A crimson wyvern exploded into view, roaring like a metal band in heat as it rocketed past them toward the cliff. With a violent flap, it body-slammed the black wolf mid-charge and snatched it up in its claws like CPS taking kids from a meth trailer.
"HOLY—"
"AAAAA!" the goddess continued screaming, full snot-cry, like her favorite show just got canceled mid-arc.
"YOU RUINED A REALLY AWESOME—OH MY—"
SPLASH!