Fantasy

“Ride this, my beloved consort!” Instantly  rewarded with a punch in his charming face. He looked hurt, “I just  wanted you to try out the mythical beast mount!”
    Having died a cruel and excruciating death in her past incarnation,  she was reborn into a body imbued with an impeccable talent for  cultivation. A good-for-nothing? Fire, water, ice, wind, thunder, and  nature; switching between the six elements is easy as pie. Supreme grade  pills? She scatters them in the air like candies. Legendary beasts?  They’re begging her to form a contract. She is the arrogant Queen  almighty! You say that heaven is undefiable? Then she will defy it!
    “Bad news, my Lord! The consort has beaten the Empress of the Heavenly Phoenix Nation into a pulp!”
    He raised an eyebrow and brimmed of pride, “It’s nothing. Send a million  troops to back up my beloved consort. Tell them that I’m the one who’s  pampering her!”