Comedy

“Please, I implore you to save the world.”
    This is what a goddess in white says to me in a pure-white space.
    Such is the standard line that suggests the game is about to begin.
    Please say this stirring line to boys and girls with sparkling eyes! It’s wrong to direct it to someone like me, who’s exhausted from job hunting!
    When I declined her politely, she flew into a fit of tears;
    when I agreed to assist her on small tasks out of reflex, she proclaimed: “it’ll be fine if you just help in the Starting-Village Arc. Please guide the Hero!”
    Then she tossed me into another world. No, this is a world modeled after a game that this gamer goddess likes…
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