Yaoi

At the Edge of the Void…
    A soft blue light hums, pulsing with energy, its robotic voice ringing with purpose.
    > “Do you accept me, System 0404, the Harem-Building System?”
    A young man in his twenties, eyes shining with excitement, eagerly responds:
    > “YES!”
    The blue light flares—
    The universe shifts—
    The binding process begins—
    DING!
    > [System Successfully Bound to…]
    …Daphne Han?
    ???
    ???
    ***
    System: “If you’re going to RUIN the harem-building mission, I’m not helping you!”
    Daphne: “Okay, I’ll just win without you.”
    System: “…Wait, what?”
    ***
    World one:
    Male Lead: “Why are my offers disappearing?!”
    Daphne: “Oh? Maybe you just weren’t talented enough.”
    System: “YOU CAN’T JUST DELETE THE PROTAGONIST!”
    Actress #1: “Wait, I actually love acting, not this forced romance subplot?”
    Actress #2: “Oh wow, working under Daphne is way better than chasing ML’s validation.”
    Male Lead: “WHERE DID MY HAREM GO?!”
    System: “DON'T RUIN THE PLOT!”
    Villainess: “What do you want in return for everything?”
    Daphne: “You.”
    System: “NOOOO, SHE’S SUPPOSED TO BE HIS FINAL LOVE INTEREST!”
    World two:
    Emperor: “You were supposed to compete for my favor!”
    Daphne: “Nah. I’m the one with favor now.”
    Heroine: “Can I join your court instead?”
    System: “THAT'S NOT HOW HAREM DRAMAS WORK!”
    ***
    CEO: “I was supposed to be her fate!”
    Demon Lord: “SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO REDEEM ME!”
    Imperial Prince: “What do you MEAN she’s not interested in me anymore?!”
    System: “THIS IS NOT HOW THESE STORIES WORK.”