Comedy

I opened my eyes to find myself in another  world. For some odd reason, I ended up as a sword. Before my eyes laid a  plain full of magic beasts, and so, I launched my body and flew in  search of a partner, a wielder (females only).
    Wait.  Absorbing magic stones gets me skills? Oh hell yeah! This be  fun! More, more, give me more! Gimme all your magic stones! Okay, yeah  no, but I am accepting anything anyone’s willing to give.
    This tale is one that follows your everyday nerd, normal as could be,  save for the fact that he happened to reincarnate as a sword.