Chapter 73
Karl freaking out big time with all the attention from Valencia, but he was trying to play it cool. "Yeah, that’s right. But I didn’t ask for this! Back when I was just a cashier at the local store, outta nowhere bam—I got powers. This system popped up, called the Common Sense Hijack System. It... this system can control people’s common sense, their feelings, or... who knows, make ’em do stuff they wouldn’t normally do. And I got quests and skills too... like the SpankSome skill that makes me sound like a perv!"
Valencia gave him this look of disbelief and confusion. "Wait, you’re saying you’re like... a perverted telekinetic with a system giving you quests?"
Karl nodded slowly, feeling more and more awkward. "Yeah, exactly. It’s insane. Now I got a quest telling me I gotta prove I can hold back from getting a boner and thinking dirty thoughts about you and Layla for two full days."
Valencia leaned against a tree, pondering for a moment. "So you’re saying, the system... gives you power, but now you gotta keep your mind outta the gutter for two days straight to level up?"
Karl sighed deeply. "Yeah, more or less. I’m tryna focus on other stuff, but... it’s so hard."
Valencia chuckled, seeing Karl opening up about his confusion. "Well, at least it’s good that the system sets some moral boundaries for now, so there won’t be a round two of Spermberggirl hahaha..."
Karl glared at her. "I’m not just some horny dude! I can control telekinesis, but this hijacking stuff... it’s confusing. And the title? ’Pervert Man’? That’s just... ugh!"
Valencia placed her hand on her hip, as if enjoying Karl’s complaints. "Listen, Karl, you gotta be more focused. If you keep dwelling on stuff like that, you ain’t gonna progress. Don’t let the system control you."
Karl fell silent for a moment, pondering Valencia’s words. He knew he had to be serious. If he kept this up, he wouldn’t get anywhere. "You’re right. I need to focus more to survive this chaos."