The Amazing White-Spider

Waking up on the couch, Jake sees that night has seemed to envelop the room, as well as both MJ and Gwen having fallen asleep either on one of the other sofas or chairs that were thrown around the living room, not even seeming to have any shred of care for anyone that might want to see the TV.

Jake: "(Scratches the back of his head) Man, what is up with these girls?"

Jake wondered aloud as he smiled a gentle smile that only the girls who were feigning sleep could see as they softly smiled themselves as they thought and hoped whatever they did before putting Jake to bed made him feel better.

As Jake gets off the couch, he grabs his blanket and tosses it over MJ's body as she looks a bit colder than Gwen, who was wearing a jacket of her own like a blanket... but he still felt a bit bad for her, so Jake grabbed the pillows and gave them to Gwen.

Looking through the fridge for a bit, Jake grabbed some quick meals that he didn't need to heat up or really do anything with other than open up and eat them as he made his way through the wall, after, of course, taking a cookie, because who doesn't like cookies?

Once Jake was through the door, MJ and Gwen both slowly got up from where they were resting and began barricading the door once more before they went back into the basement carrying the blanket and pillows Jake had used as they were the only ones close by... and no other reason...

MJ: "Hey, Gwen?"

Gwen: "Yeah, Mary?"

MJ: "Do you think Jake would be okay left on his own?"

Gwen: "I mean, I hope. (Closes the door as she pulls a string that pulls a nearby cabinet in front of the door.) But what can we do about it? I mean, are you willing to risk your life facing off against any of those symbiote things for a man who's willing to risk everything for his sister?"

MJ: "(Shrugs) Honestly probably... but also probably not. I mean, what can we really do?"

Outside, Jake was currently running as fast as he possibly could through buildings, cars, buses, and just about anything that might have tried to block him from seeing his sister according to where Wolverine said the relief safe havens were located.

Or rather, and more importantly, the safe haven where his family was located; however, to get there, Jake had to somehow find a way to get around the giant yellow symbiote monster Kaiju-looking creature.

Ekaj: "(Appears in front of Jake on top of the car Jake was hiding behind) Sorry to say, but I don't think our chances are that high when facing that creature. I mean, who knows what it has or even what makes it grow to the size it is or what abilities it might have?

Jake: "But I have to do something in order to get to my family!"

Ekaj: "(Sighs) No, you don't! What you should do, however, is march right back into that dilapidated house and get with two of the girls you've been fawning over since you met them."

Jake: "Nothing's more important than—"

Ekaj: "Don't you fu-"

Jake: "(Impersonating Don Toretto) FAMILY!!!"

Ekaj: "ARG!!! I hate you, and I hope all these symbiote monsters put us out of our misery!"

Only after Ekaj finishes saying that does Jake realize just how many symbiote zombies were around him, along with just how many colors they had. They seemed to grow in size, and along with Black and Red Symbiotes, he saw a few Purple and Green along in the mix.

Looking around, Jake grabs the car he was hiding behind and throws it high in the air before punting it down like a volleyball straight at the massive symbiote zombie horde. And just as the car began gliding across the floor and hitting everyone, getting Jake a perfect strike along the way, he stomped his foot as hard as he could on the street, causing a manhole cover to fly open.

Jumping down into the sewers Jake used his white symbiote tentacle arm and slammed it shut in the road before he began running through the sewers as fast as he could in any direction he was passing since he didn't really have a map and was hoping to get lucky enough and find one.

Eventually Jake suddenly stops as he swears he hears something running through the sewers as well as him, and being ever so curious as to what it might have been, he begins crawling as best he could on the ceiling of the sewers.

Making his way through the sewers, you'd think the bottom portion of them would be the worst part, but no, you'd be wrong, as the ceiling is somehow a whole lot worse in feeling, smell, and sometimes even sight.

After about half an hour of wondering why he was doing this, both crawling on the ceiling and following some random sounds in a sewer that could have been anything, Jake finally gets his answer in a giant underground fortress somehow existing in the sewers.

I mean, there was freaking Doc Oc in the center of it all, as he seemed to be fighting against a purple and possibly even a yellow symbiote as he took control of everything, as men dressed in yellow hazmat suits were moving things around and setting them up.

Jake: "Okay, I'm going to need some sort of backup."

Just as Jake began backing away did he get caught by the very minor amount of people in the world that actually look up from time to time and begin getting shot at by him, then his friends, and then suddenly everyone around them began opening fire.

Giant Floating Baby Head: "ATTACK! DESTROY! VANQUISH THE ENEMIES IN THE NAME OF MODOK!"

Jake: "Hey man, I know Valentine's Day has come and gone, but just because (grabs a nearby yellow minion and throws him at the people behind him) that doesn't mean you can take your frustrations out on me just because we now live in a world that no longer needs your help, Cupid!"

Ekaj: "What the heck was that?"

Jake: "(Dives for cover) What? it was smack talk?"

Ekaj: "I know, but it sucked."

Jake: "Well, I thought it was good."

Ekaj: "Liar! If you did, then I'd think so, and I don't."

Jake just rolls his eyes as he grabs a nearby thing. And he gets ready to use it for whoever comes his way, but just before he gets to use it, the entire underground area starts rumbling as everyone begins freaking out, as well as parts of the stronghold's structure start crumbling apart.

BANG! BANG! BANG! Was all Jake could hear coming from the entrance where he had jumped through, along with what the ceiling of this place sounded like as it started breaking apart piece by piece as MODOK tried his best to keep it all solid.

BOOM!

Was all Jake could hear as some pale-looking women, looking sort of like a drunk detective or biker girl, threw a poor yellow hazmat suit-wearing grunt straight at MODOK so hard that it caused the giant, angry, baby-faced creature to start blasting whatever he was using on the ceiling at everything.

This in turn helped whoever was breaking the ceiling until it finally broke apart, revealing that the Black man from earlier was the one who was breaking things apart from up top as he came in like Black Dynamite since he was for some reason dressed like a man from the 1970s who was ready for disco dancing!

Black Man: "Man, why the heck do we have to do this?"

Pale Woman: "Because you and your dumb blond friend caused me to destroy someone's things, and we have to pay up! OR DO YOU WANT YOUR WIFE TO WORK ON THE CORNER TO PAY OFF HER DEBT!"

Black Man: "Man, why you gotta put it like that? I mean, I make enough money for all four of us."

Pale Woman: "(Sighs as she grabs a nearby metal pillar holding the ceiling up and throws it directly into the center area where Doc Oc seemed to be trapped.) Oh sure you do, I mean it's not like you and your buddy Daniel didn't just gamble it all away when you were helping the Avengers take down an underground criminal syndicate in Las Vegas. OH WAIT, YOU DID!"

As the two got closer together, the Black man seemed a bit scared of his wife as she was stomping her feet in the ground so hard she was actually cracking the floor, and Jake, along with Ekaj, was just watching it all go down, thinking they were about to fight one another.

But instead the pale lady grabbed the man by his stupid gold and silver chains and dragged him towards her as she passionately began making out with him before ripping his chains off his neck and tossing them to the bottomless pit below them.

Pale lady: "Look, Luke. I don't care what you or your friends do, but (cracks the giant metal-looking machine's leg like a soda can) remember your chocolate butt is mine, and if you ever think otherwise, know this!"

Breaks the machine and causes it, along with the entire floor, to start tumbling as she just walks away, seeming to have had enough fun or whatever she wanted, before turning back to Luke.

Pale lady: "I don't forgive those who break my trust, and given how much fun we have every night, I know you're going to miss this (smacks her own leg and behind before grabbing MODOK and either flying or just straight up jumping out the hole Luke made while using MODOK as a shield/battering ram for anything that remained)."

Luke: "Man. What a Woman!"

Luke soon follows Jessica as he begins climbing the outside of the wall as he drags whatever remains of Doc Oc after Luke shook him around a bit, almost to the point Jake could have sworn something cracked like a soda can fizzing.

Jake: "What... the... heck... just happened!!!"

Ekaj: "Just forget about it; it's not like you even have a girl who could treat you like that even in your wildest dreams."

Hearing that something seems to snap inside Jake as he begins chasing around his own inner shadow, he stops once he sees something golden-looking start slithering from one of the machines and begins moving towards Jake.

Jake extends his hand and welcomes the little creature, as he was curious as to what it might have been... only for it to then try and eat Jake like a facehugger as it attached itself to his face first and tried to eat Jake whole as he tried his best to rip the slime creature off.

As Jake fought the beast off, he began stumbling into many different things and somehow ended up flying; how he began flying, he doesn't really know, as it didn't feel like he was hitting anything that might feel like a rocket, but here we are anyway.

Their flight, however, didn't take long, as Jake crashed into a building, and the entire time he was hoping he didn't crash into a certain building, which thankfully wasn't the case, as he just crashed straight into Oscrop headquarters and not anything too important.

Jake: "(Gasps for air as the glowing slime goes through a metal grate air duct.) I feel... I feel... Like a morning star—"

Ekaj: "We don't have time for this crap buster! Now start blasting things till we find a way out of here!"

Jake just smiles and flicks his hair back as his form shapes and changes into a Spider-Man-looking outfit but black and white as he jumps out of the rocket and quickly stretches his arm towards some weird phone-looking device.

Jake: "Now what do we have HEEEERE!!!"

Suddenly Jake feels something insert itself into his back, and when he looks behind him, he finds out that it was Doc Oc's arms, which can apparently just exist without his input, as they slowly crawl towards Jake, who can't move thanks to something one of the mechanical tentacle arms gave him.

???: "(Computer voiced) H-E-L-L---O D-E-A-R B-O-Y!"

Jake: "(Grunts as he turns his head) Ugh, you have got to be kidding me."

Robot Doc Oc: "(Computer voiced)T-T-T-T-T-H-E-R-E I-S N-O K-I-D T-O B-E F-O-U-N-D H-E-R-E. I-A-M. I-N N-E-E-D N-E-E-D N-E-E-D O-F Y-O-U-R S-E-R-V-I-C-E-S A-S M-Y P-R-I-M-A-R-Y B-O-D-Y H-A-S B-E-E-N F-F-F-F-F-O-U-N-D A-N-D D-E-S-T-R-O-Y-E-D A-L-O-N-G W-I-T-H A-L-L M-Y B-A-C-K-U-P-S. I-N O-R-D-E-R F-O-R G-E-N-I-U-S T-O N-O-T B-E F-O-R-G-O-T-T-O-N I M-U-S-T O-V-E-R-W-R-I-T-E Y-O-U-R O-W-N L-I-F-E S-O B-E-F-O-R-E I D-O M-U-S-T F-I-R-S-T- T-H-A-N-K Y-O-U A-N-D T-H-A-T I-S-H-A-L-L D-O E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G T-O T-A-K-E C-A-R-E O-F Y-O-U-R L-I-F-E F-R-O-M H-E-R-E O-N!"

The arms from Doc Oc began making their way closer and closer towards Jake until eventually they surgically implanted themselves into Jake's back in the most painful and crunch-inducing way that would have made anyone scream out in pain.

However, what Doc Oc did not realize, or rather, what his computer digitized self didn't realize, was that Jake had already come into contact with the purple symbiote, which began fusing it with Jake in a way that was more... suitable, as the last remnants of Doc Oc would have tried to cry out and leave if only the process didn't fuse them together, that is.

By the time everything was said and done, Jake now had spider legs that could open up at the tips to form little claw-hand things like what Doc Oc's arms used to be like before transforming.

Jake: "(Grunts in pain as he's suddenly taken in the air) Whoa! Okay, what the heck is going on!?"

Jake asked while he was spinning around the ceiling like a ceiling fan as Ekaj just watched from the ground, seeming to control it if his finger movements were any indication.

Jake: "Please stop."

Ekaj: "Mmm, no! But I guess it is time to get things somewhat serious (stops moving hand), so figure out a way to stop moving yourself since I ain't got a say in this."

Jake: "(Begins spinning even faster than before) DAME YOU ME!!!"

And that is all for now hope you all enjoy and until next time stay safe and peace!