Everyday Romance After Becoming a Billionaire

Su Ran almost died laughing. ’When the fuck did my hands get Magic?’

’No, wait!’ He looked toward Xiao Wanqing’s proud chest.

’Huh? They really are a little bigger than before.’

Xiao Wanqing shyly tucked a strand of hair behind her ear and said demurely, "Keep staring and I’ll gouge your eyes out."

Su Ran mused, "Don’t tell me it was really my doing?"

Xiao Wanqing hummed in agreement. She hadn’t taken any health supplements recently; it was indeed his bountiful hands.

*Hiss...*

Su Ran sucked in a sharp breath. ’My whole body is a treasure trove? The Finger Technique Fragrance has a hidden function like this? I’ve learned something new today.’

Su Ran checked with the system and learned that this was called the "Subconscious Fragrance Effect." In other words, the host could "sculpt" a desired size, which would gradually take shape over time according to the host’s wishes.

Su Ran took a sip of beer and smiled. ’If this keeps up,’ he thought, ’my women are going to be so happy.’

As for the blue whale below them...

Liu Jinyu asked, "Why is it just floating under our yacht without moving?"

Su Ran said, "My personal charm."

*Tch...*

The women scoffed, but Su Ran wouldn’t back down. It really *was* his personal charm. Just yesterday, Su Ran had acquired a permanent Radiant Super Card. It ensured he was the undisputed main character in any setting, and this blue whale had been drawn by the Radiant and Shining effect, causing it to linger below.

In the pool, Liu Jinyu and the other two, who had learned to swim back at Chuyuan, were doggy-paddling back and forth in the water.

Aina picked out a thrilling movie to play—*Horror Cruise*.

The pool water wasn’t cold, but the plot was so fitting for their setting that it sent a chill down their spines. The girls huddled together, sometimes screaming in fright, sometimes clinging tightly to Su Ran.

"Aina, I really don’t get what the hell you were thinking playing this! Are you a glutton for punishment?"

Liu Jinyu burrowed into Su Ran’s arms, grabbing his hands and pulling them around to her front. She couldn’t be bothered to care what his hands were doing in the pool, considering it a sort of bonus.

However, Liu Jinyu was still furious.

"Aina, you little bitch! You know we’re on a cruise, and you still put on *Horror Cruise*! Do you have a death wish?"

"What’s there to be afraid of? With Su Ran here, even if something happened, he’d sacrifice himself to save us, right?"

"..." Su Ran looked at Aina, who was sitting to his left and hugging his arm tightly. "You’re thinking too highly of me. I’d probably be the first one to run."

The words had barely left his mouth when, to his right, Xie Yiren and Xiao Wanqing were terrified by a scene in the movie. They shrieked, "Ahhh~!" and collapsed against Su Ran’s arm, their hands hammering away at him in fright.

*Pfft~*

’I’m going to start bleeding if they keep this up.’

’They probably won’t die of fright from the horror movie, but I’m definitely going to be beaten to death by their Seven Injuries Fist.’

’Heh... Both my hands are pinned down. So much for enjoying the bonus Sister Jinyu was offering.’

"This won’t do, this won’t do! I need to find something to counter the scary mood." The moment the next terrifying scene appeared, Aina immediately picked up her phone and played the theme from *In the Night Garden*... "Makka Pakka..."

*Pfft~*

Su Ran almost died laughing. When it came to being a goofball, Aina really took the cake.

"Oh my god, you’re killing me," Su Ran chuckled, finally freeing his hands. "I’ve never laughed so hard during a horror movie before. You really are something else, you little cutie." He pinched Aina’s delicate, Western Regions-featured face and started to climb out of the pool. "You guys keep watching. I’m going to the restroom."

"You’re not going anywhere!"

The four women immediately yanked Su Ran back down, pushing him into his original spot.

Su Ran said, "What is this, am I under house arrest now? I’m not even allowed to go to the bathroom?"

Aina said, "You can’t go! We’ll be scared if you leave."

Seeing how terrified they were, Su Ran relented. "Fine, fine, I won’t go. I’ll just hold it."

Xiao Wanqing said considerately, "Holding it in all the time can cause prostate problems. You’re not allowed to hold it!"

Su Ran asked, "Sister Wanqing, are you that concerned about my prostate?"

"Of course I am!" Xiao Wanqing said. "Here, don’t say I never do anything for you." She handed Su Ran a wide-mouthed sports drink bottle. "Just take care of it here."

*Pfft~*

For the umpteenth time, Su Ran nearly choked, his face cramping from trying not to laugh.

"Not this again!"

Again?

Liu Jinyu and the others seemed to have picked up on something important. She asked with a serious expression, "Su Ran, what do you mean, ’again’? Have you and Wanqing shared this kind of... ’friendship’ before?"

Xiao Wanqing explained, "Didn’t I tell you guys before? Su Ran was drunk, so I let him stay the night. Who knew my dad would come home? I didn’t dare let him out of my bedroom, but he had to pee. I found a mineral water bottle for him, but he complained the opening was too small and told me to find a sports drink bottle for him instead."

Liu Jinyu propped her chin on her hand and nodded thoughtfully. "Oh... I suppose a sports drink bottle would just barely do."

The other girls: ???

"Ahem..." Liu Jinyu quickly snapped back to her senses. ’Damn it, what the hell am I even thinking?’ "Ahem, so you watched him relieve himself?"

"How could I? That’s disgusting! My back was turned to him."

Liu Jinyu, channeling her inner Detective Conan, pounced. "Wait, your back was turned? I’ve been to your house. As far as I know, you have a huge full-length mirror in your bedroom. If your back was to Su Ran, wouldn’t you have seen everything perfectly in the reflection?"

Su Ran had a sudden epiphany. He thought back carefully. After he had finished, Xiao Wanqing’s face *had* been bright red. ’Could it be...?’

"You scoundrel!" Queen Xiao had returned. She snapped, "Am I, Xiao Wanqing, the kind of cheap woman you’re making me out to be? I did not look! Do you think I’d even want to look? Stop thinking I’m so depraved!!!"

As long as one’s voice was loud enough and their aura was strong enough, there was no situation they couldn’t control.

Liu Jinyu’s expression changed in a flash. She put on a sunny smile, linking arms with Xiao Wanqing and rubbing her head softly against her arm. "Aww, why are you so angry? I didn’t mean it like that. I was just teasing you."