I Have a God Simulator

Chapter 159 - 154: Go Eat Shit



[Xiang God’s Divine Statue]

[Divine Format]: Present.

[Divinity]: Lowly as an ant (1701).

[Divine Body]: Apprentice Deities (542).

...

Luh Yao had checked on the White God’s Divine Statue before.

The description after [Divinity] represented the gap between the observer and the observed. Whether it was this Xiang God or the previous White God, both were "Lowly as an ant."

The number after Divinity represented the Faith reserves, which was 1,701 points.

In the [Divine Body] category, aside from a Demigod from the Abyss like Selena who was [Gods Tier], all the Divine Statues that appeared in this Fragment World were Apprentice Deities.

The number after the Divine Body level was the population.

This Xiang God could be said to have little Faith, but a lot of nerve.

Luh Yao focused his attention on the Divine Statue.

The Xiang God’s Divine Statue looked very different from a human, resembling two open wings joined together, like the letter Y. A closer look revealed it also looked like a large Venus flytrap.

It was clearly also a foreign God.

The Miracles of human players were mostly consistent, all-natural abilities like Rainfall, lightning, and Hurricanes. Players from other worlds, however, had all sorts of different Miracles, with the most typical example being the Tao God’s [Strain].

Luh Yao felt a little excited.

This was a chance to communicate with a player from another civilization.

Before, it had always been a fight to the death on sight. This time, he wanted to be more civilized and polite—at least say a quick hello before throwing down.

He rubbed his hands together and had Isabel fly over to the enemy Apostle, Truby.

Isabel now had over 8,000 HP. At most, even if the opponent threw all their Faith at Isabel’s head, it would only deal 1,700 damage. She wasn’t in any danger.

Apostles were the megaphones between Gods, and now was the time to use one.

As soon as Isabel got close, the Apostle Truby stiffened, apparently now under the manual control of the God behind him.

A dialogue box popped up over Truby’s head: "Sneak attack. Despicable."

Luh Yao chuckled.

The other party was basically an alien netizen. He had to maintain the dignity of an Earth netizen—manners first.

Luh Yao typed above Isabel’s head.

But what should he say for the first sentence?

’What’s your name? Where are you from? That’s way too textbook.’

’Hello? That should be okay.’

Before Luh Yao could type, the dialogue box over Truby’s head displayed: "Let me go, you dare?"

"You dare?"

"You dare?"

"You dare?"

"You dare?"

...

This scene made Luh Yao’s blood pressure spike.

’Don’t get angry, don’t get angry.’

’If others get angry, I won’t. Why ruin my own health...?’ He silently recited the "Don’t Get Angry Mantra" in his mind, another good habit of a veteran player.

Luh Yao started to wonder if there was an Earth player behind this Divine Statue.

But garbled characters would occasionally appear over Truby’s head, and the typing rhythm was strange—always two or three words at a time, with the distinct feel of machine translation.

Although the simulator’s translation was stiff, its localization was spot-on.

Luh Yao tried his best to communicate with the other party using peaceful words.

In response, the Xiang God just spammed either "You dare?" or "Mad bro? Mad bro?"

Luh Yao finally couldn’t take it anymore.

’To hell with you!’

’Your manners are shit, go eat shit!’

’Why am I wasting my breath on a loser I’ve already beaten?’

Luh Yao directly blasted the Xiang God’s Divine Statue to pieces with lightning.

An Artifact popped out of the Divine Statue, which Luh Yao casually collected.

As the Divine Statue crumbled to dust and fell from the sky, a notification popped up in the simulator.

[The Xiang God’s Faith has completely vanished from the area. Its Believers will begin to search for a new God.]

On the ground, the Apostle Truby fell flat on his back, the word [Deceased] displayed above his head.

This was the fate of an ordinary Apostle.

Not every Apostle had Isabel’s background and opportunities.

Watching the Divine Statue that represented a God turn to ash, the Prophet Fabiani stood there dumbfounded, a jumble of symbols appearing over his head.

After a moment, a lightbulb suddenly appeared over his head, and his mind began to race.

"Can Gods fall too?"

"If Gods can fall and the Fire of Faith can be extinguished, then what in this world is eternal? The Sun?"

"No, the Sun rises and sets. It can be hidden by clouds, and it can’t be seen on rainy days. The Sun also hides and flees."

"The sea?"

"The ocean’s tides ebb and flow, constantly churning... The sea is also being pushed and changed by something; it is also following something else."

"Does eternity truly exist in this world?"

Fabiani raised his head and gazed at the sky, as if searching for an answer.

The lightbulb above his head flickered.

"If such an eternity and truth really exists, can someone as lowly and insignificant as me truly touch and understand it?"

"How can I get closer to the truth?"

"..."

"I’ll start by traveling the entire continent. The world I’ve seen is still too small."

The [Prophet] title above Fabiani’s head disappeared, replaced by a new one: [Alien].

This piqued Luh Yao’s interest.

Fabiani’s status panel hadn’t changed, except for the addition of the [Alien] description.

...

[Alien]

An individual different from most of its kind. Hard to specifically define, ostracized by the crowd, with a certain chance of comprehending a special ability.

...

Fabiani began to question his own perception of reality after his Faith was shattered.

Luh Yao could understand this feeling to some extent.

It was like back when he was a college student, sailing smoothly on the ship of school. Every day, he’d just look at the sea, feel the breeze, and bask in the Sun, and the day would pass just like that. But then one day, the ship suddenly told him it was time to get off.

He looked out and saw nothing but sea; the ship hadn’t docked at all.

The ship didn’t care, it just threw him overboard.

Whether you could get to shore, find another boat, or just how long you could last in the water—it all depended on your own abilities.

Luh Yao had been through that himself.

Fabiani was now going through a similar process.

He needed to learn to leave the Gods behind and observe the world with his own eyes.

With the [Alien] title above his head, Fabiani walked west along the beach. If he kept going, he would reach Yan City.

Luh Yao pulled his attention back.

After the Xiang God fell, hundreds of Cannibal Crabs and the other little people had long since scattered and fled.

Luh Yao had initially been a little interested in an Extraordinary Species like the Cannibal Crabs, which could provide Faith, but their [Cannibal] Trait made him feel they were too much trouble.

Rather than spending the effort to reform this group of sea nomads, he might as well spend his time increasing the population of the Yao Race.

As the total number of Believers surpassed 60,000, the natural population growth also began to accelerate.

As long as Yao City and Yan City continued to recuperate and develop steadily, the population snowball would slowly start rolling, leading to a period of rapid growth in the future.

On the other hand, the reproduction speed of the Fish People was not slow either.

However, due to differences in racial habits, and because they laid too many eggs at once, the adult Fish People had no habit of caring for the Little Fishmen. They focused on victory through numbers—survival of the fittest, life and death are fated.

The vast majority of the fish eggs would die, and many of the hatched Little Fishmen were eaten by ocean predators. Only a small number of clever and lucky Little Fishmen managed to survive.

In their early stages, Little Fishmen had no intelligence and were just a type of weak little monster.

Only after they gradually grew up, learning little by little from their environment and the adult Fish People, would they slowly develop intelligence and ignite the Fire of Faith. Only then could they be considered a proper Fish Person.

Compared to the Cannibal Crabs, the Fish People were much less worry, and not as aggressive.

Luh Yao didn’t wipe out the Cannibal Crabs either. He left these small mobs for his Believers, as they also needed some external pressure. These Extraordinary Creatures, evolved by the world’s rules, were natural competitors.

As for the uncontrollable Dark Sun and the Dragon, he had already dealt with them.

...

Just then, Isabel completed the Mourning Prayer and obtained intelligence on the Xiang God.

"The Apostle Truby refused to speak, but the dead Cannibal Crabs and human Believers were quite cooperative."

"This heretical God named Xiang God came from the sky, having only descended in this Era."

"The Miracle He performed, [Flying], allowed His Divine Statue to fly through the air, attracting many human Believers from the islands."

"The Xiang God had another Miracle that could create long-lasting [Bubbles] on the seabed. This way, His Believers could move and live underwater for short periods, and many Cannibal Crabs also followed the Xiang God."

"This time, His most important tactic was to lure the [Sea-Devouring Beast]. This terrifying monster eats everything, and the plan was for it to devour all the Extraordinary Creatures in this city."

"However, when the Xiang God flew over the city, for some unknown reason, the Sea-Devouring Beast didn’t follow."

Luh Yao suddenly noticed that not far from Saniluo’s eastern estuary, a small island was on the verge of collapse.

The Deep Sea Lord had entered [Combat].

It was unclear what enemy it had encountered, but its health bar had already dropped by more than half.

Luh Yao immediately summoned the Blood Knight and Isabel to join the battle!

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