Comedy

"Is this you?"
    "No."
    "Yeah, back then, you were still pretty scrawny..."
    "Look," Fuyuji Mikage grabbed the photo and compared it, "I'm telling you, that's not me..."
    Ayanokouji Atsuomi waved his hand grandly. "This is you!"
    "Are you deaf or just stupid?" Fuyuji Mikage slapped the photo back onto the desk and jabbed a finger at it. "How could I possibly be that gloomy guy in the picture!"
    "Drop the useless excuses, Kiyotaka. Do you think a different name and some plastic surgery will get you out from under my control?"
    Fuyuji Mikage slowly produced a: "?"
    "All your enrollment data is forged. Not a single person can prove you ever existed. And the timing of your appearance perfectly matches when and where Ayanokouji Kiyotaka went missing. And you still claim you're not Ayanokouji Kiyotaka?"
    "Tch..." As it turns out, people really do laugh when words fail them.
    "If you want to pick a fight, take a left out the door and find the police station. Also..." Fuyuji Mikage spread his hands helplessly, "the one you're looking for is Ayanokouji Kiyotaka. What's that got to do with me, Fuyuji Mikage?"