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I Only Want to Lie Flat But Am Forced to Cultivate Immortality

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Xu Qing woke up to find himself turned into a Zombie.
Zombies do not die; their life is endless, yet they suffer from the lack of a method to evolve and ascend!
Facing a chaotic era where ceremonies and music collapse, and demons and strange creatures emerge endlessly, Xu Qing chooses to remain under the radar and becomes the most inconspicuous Corpse Driver in the shadowy profession of corpse craftsman, earning various rewards by performing rites for the dead each day.
Be it folk arts, innumerable professions, or the nation's destiny and heaven's will, gods, ghosts, and the extraordinary, Xu Qing hides within a shop, mastering them all.
Watching clouds rise and fall, witnessing the dynasties change and old acquaintances fade; with eyes opening and closing, witnessing the vicissitudes of life, thousands upon thousands of years, my form remains unchanged, eventually becoming an eternal name among the immortals!
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[Alternative Longevity Stream, Folklore and Anomalies, Management Daily, Steady Cultivation]
Chapter List
- Chapter 401 - 211: That Year, That Month—The Season of Beheadings Returns
- Chapter 402 - 212: A Different Kind of Fireworks
- Chapter 403 - 212: A Different Kind of Fireworks (Part 2)
- Chapter 404 - 213: Three Fires of a New Official
- Chapter 405 - 213: Three Fires Set by a New Official (Part 2)
- Chapter 406 - 213: Three Fires Set by a New Official (Part 3)
- Chapter 407 - 214: The Feast at Hongmen
- Chapter 408 - 214: The Feast at Hongmen (Part 2)
- Chapter 409 - 214: The Hongmen Banquet (Part 3)
- Chapter 410 - 215: This Dish Is Extremely Precious
- Chapter 411 - 215: This Dish Is Extremely Precious
- Chapter 412 - 215: This Dish Is Extremely Precious
- Chapter 413 - 216: The Limits of Mortals
- Chapter 414 - 217: A Step Apart, Worlds Divided
- Chapter 415 - 218: The Gold Content of a Dayong Scholar
- Chapter 416 - 218: The Gold Content of Dayong Scholars_2
- Chapter 417 - 218: The Gold Content of Dayong Scholars (Part 3)
- Chapter 418 - 219
- Chapter 419 - 219_2
- Chapter 420 - 219_3
- Chapter 421 - 220: Fireworks and Dog Food
- Chapter 422 - 220: Fireworks and Dog Food (Part 2)
- Chapter 423 - 220: Fireworks and Puppy Love (Part 3)
- Chapter 424 - 221: Yunmeng Mountain, Undying Medicine
- Chapter 425 - 221: Yunmeng Mountain, the Immortality Herb (Part 2)
- Chapter 426 - 222: Expert? How Impressive?
- Chapter 427 - 222: Expert? How Impressive? (Part 2)
- Chapter 428 - 223: Where Good Meets Greater Evil
- Chapter 429 - 224: The Spirit Cat of Nine Lives Bears Deep Gratitude, the Heartless Old Fiend Devours to the Bone
- Chapter 430 - 224: The Spirit Cat of Nine Lives Bears Deep Gratitude, the Heartless Old Fiend Devours to the Bone (Part 2)
- Chapter 431 - 225: Fire-Fallowing and Water-Soaking, Forcing Flowers to Bloom
- Chapter 432 - 225: Fire-Fallowing and Water-Soaking, Forcing Flowers to Bloom
- Chapter 433 - 226
- Chapter 434 - 226: Peonies in Full Bloom
- Chapter 435 - 227: Monks and Daoists Share a Banquet of Love; Corpse Demons Gather to Celebrate a Sinful Union
- Chapter 436 - 227: Monk and Taoist Share a Table at the Lovers’ Banquet, Corpse Demons Congratulate the Birth of a Sinful Fate (Part 2)
- Chapter 437 - 228: The Way of Raising Cats
- Chapter 438 - 228: The Way of Raising Cats (Part 2)
- Chapter 439 - 229: Cliffside Coffin Burial, Donkey and Horse Race
- Chapter 440 - 230: Meat-Eating Monk, Deceitful Daoist
- Chapter 441 - 231: The Master’s Feeding, Sixteen Prophecies
- Chapter 442 - 231: The Master’s Feeding, Sixteen Prophecies
- Chapter 443 - 232: Buddha’s Compassion, a Joy in Sending Off the Dead
- Chapter 444 - 232: Buddha’s Compassion, a Joy in Sending Off the Dead
- Chapter 445 - 232: Buddha’s Compassion, Kindness to Corpses (Part 3)
- Chapter 446 - 233: Xuan Yu Protector: Her Ladyship Is Sacred and Inviolable
- Chapter 447 - 233: Xuan Yu Protector: Her Ladyship Is Sacred and Inviolable
- Chapter 448 - 234: Practicing the Xuan Sect’s Dao Yet Falling into the Sea of Three Poisons, Heretical Cultivation Instead Proves Boundless Merit
- Chapter 449 - 234: Practicing the Xuan Sect’s Dao Yet Falling into the Sea of Three Poisons, Heretical Cultivation Instead Proves Boundless Merit
- Chapter 450 - 235: Enemies Meet, Passions Flare
