Chapter 156: Ghost Flying Boat & Wedding Cruise?
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Chapter 156: Ghost Flying Boat & Wedding Cruise? by Harem-Fan
Imperial Beast Vixen Peak...
Inside Yin Cang's private cultivation room, she was helping me to get dressed after we were done "dual cultivating" before I left.
The blushing woman was still sweating from our lovemaking disguised as a sect mission to repopulate.
She still hasn't admitted to being pregnant yet, even though the other three women of the first batch are all pregnant and gone.
When I come back from the summit of the four sects, the second batch of women, including Yin Cang's final second month she earned, will start.
The Phoenix woman, Xia Qing, will officially join in with the other seven women and Ku Mu.
As she finished tidying-up my belt, she asked.
"Will your trip as Hao Hun be dangerous?"
I smiled and gently pinched her cheek then assured her.
"No problem. I only have to navigate an Assassin Holy Maiden, a Gu Master Holy Maiden, the Emperor who wants to recruit me but will end up wanting to kill me after what I do to the other Sect Masters, hehe. But the most dangerous thing will be curing someone of a lifelong illness, I think?"
As Yin Cang put on her black robes, she asked what many people in the Eastern Wastelands were gossiping about.
"Sect Master, are you really going to marry that Sect Master Xia Sha from the Corpse Refining Sect?"
"Nope!"
"Huh?"
"Hao Hun is going to marry her, haha."
She looked at me with blaming eyes, because she knows that Hao Hun is me, so I explained.
"I never plan on admitting that Hao Hun is me. Both lives are their own thing, just secretly working together. So when I am Hao Hun, I will be taking Xia Sha as my wife, but she has nothing to do with Sect Master Loki Sky, get it?"
I can imagine poor Yin Cang is confused based on her expression.
Mwah~! So I kissed her forehead and walked out and left her with my backhand wave, as I can't use it for a while...
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I spent the day with Wan Meidi, Ku Mu, Shehuang, Baihu, Taki Tsuki, and Yin Meng...
Ku Mu said with a blush, inside the old rickety cottage living room, while handing me a few bottles of special pills.
"Meidi, Shehuang, and I made a few things you might need during the summit meeting, cough."
Thanks to Shehuang and Meidi's Alchemy and Pill Concocting skills granted to me, I could identify these pills and they made me listen to Earth's police sirens in my imagination.
"Ahem~! I understand the poison antidotes, knockout pills,and the truth pills, but why did you make these potent pink pills?! I am not drugging any women with aphrodisiacs, dammit!"
Baihu giggled while Wan Meidi patted my back and said while pointing at them with a grin.
"Those pink pills are for sect master Xue Wuxia, as her body is filled with cold qi deviation, and these pills will help with your healing dual cultivation. It will reduce the cold backlash you both will experience... Trust me, Husband."
When I felt her being amused in our link, I looked to all of my other concubines here, who I can feel their emotions from, and I feel like this is a trap.
"Ku Mu, you won't trick me, so is it true?"
My Dryad Wood Nymph smiled and nodded without answering my question, but I felt that she wouldn't hurt me, so I put the pills away and stood.
"Alright, I will be back in a couple of weeks. If I have something to send you guys, I will call Baihu to deliver it back here."
I then hugged and kissed them all goodbye, and then finally kissed Yin Meng's growing belly goodbye...
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Whoosh~! A day later I was flying through the sky standing on the Corpse Refining Coffin like a surfboard...
When I saw the Corpse Refining Sect in the distance, I smiled and then put on my gloomy emo expression, and acted very chuuni.
In order to not trigger the sect's security and defensive barrier (as all sects do this), I flew down to the front gate to pass after showing my Sect Token.
After the four disciples gave me cupped fist salutes, I flew directly to the top of the Black Mountain's Nine Floor Pagoda...
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Whoosh Step Step~! Xia Sha detected me the moment I entered the sect and had been tracking my flight here...
I hoisted the coffin to my back and bowed my head to her, as she was behind her desk.
"Sect Master Sha, I have returned in time."
She stood, and stretched her waist as she walked over to me.
Her heels let her stand as tall as me, and her grey-hazel eyes looked at me in relief that I didn't run away, then she moved a strand of her long dark brown hair behind her ear.
"Glad you are safe. We are now alone, so call me Sha. We leave in the morning... Only Gu Xia and our Summons may come this time."
"Okay."
My panda eyes, along with my drooping eyes, really are from lack of sleep this time and not just part of my disguise.
Xia Sha stood there blankly with some unease in her actions, as she isn't sure how she and I should act now.
Mwah~! Lucky for this older mother with a lack of romance experience, I knew what to do, and hugged her into my arms and kissed her.
At first her body tensed, but when my Pure Yang Body made the kiss feel good, she relaxed in my arms and followed my lead.
Even if our marriage is all an act, I will still pretend Hao Hun loves this woman. (Loki's skill at deceiving is so great, he even fools himself in the end.)
In a daze from my super enjoyable kiss, Xia Sha noticed my hands had slowly started to enter her clothing, and she panicked.
Stopping the kiss and my naughty hands, she blushed and said firmly.
"Kissing is okay, Hun. But only on our wedding night can we do that. I was tricked before... So just wait a bit longer. On our wedding night, you can do whatever you want, okay?"
I licked my cold lips and nodded, then said.
"Sorry, my body is reacting to yours... I don't know why I want to do more. I am sorry, Sha."
Xia Sha had felt the chains of Heaven on our magic cores before, so she admitted some of her secrets early to me.
"Your Pure Yang Body is craving my Nine Nether Body. You couldn't help it. We will both enjoy our first time together, I promise."
When I researched body constitutions, I remembered this one and nodded.
"Now I understand the ice from before... Your body is out of control and I can balance you, while I can also become addicted to loving your body's feelings."
Xia Sha nodded to that without admitting she is a Snow Woman yet, as that will be on our wedding night to tell me.
She held my hands and said.
"Go rest in your room, as Ye Lin is waiting to serve your needs for cultivation. She cannot go, so release your frustrations and be ready to leave in the morning. Hao Hun, I will marry you as your main wife, then I will tell you all of my secrets."
I still love how easterners call sex "dual cultivating", because without complimentary body constitutions, there is no benefit for dual cultivating other than feeling good and getting a woman pregnant.
"Alright then Sha. You should also get some rest. Goodnight."
I left her in the breeze without looking back, letting her feel like she shouldn't have let me go...
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The next morning, I was laying in my rather large bed with a half awake Ye Lin hugging my waist...
I swear if Myst had cigarettes, I would smoke one right now, even though I didn't smoke on Earth..
Tussling Ye Lin's long dark hair, I pinched her cheek making her open her steel colored eyes to look up at me.
"I'm leaving. Stay in bed and cultivate honestly with the cores I left you. Take care of that baby girl inside of you."
Unlike Earth, girls with mana are the preferred gender for magical families, so hearing my words, she sat up and asked.
"How do you know I have a girl and not a boy?"
As I got up, she started to dress me.
In the Eastern Wastelands, it is customary for the main wife or concubines to first dress their husbands upon leaving the bed as the long standing custom.
"It has to do with my body, as I can only have girls and never boys. So with my soul power, a Mage or Healer girl is the baseline."
Mwah~! Ye Lin was so happy to hear that, she passionately kissed me this time.
After a while, she saw me off at the door...
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Outside my room, I found a pouting Gu Xia giving me blaming eyes...
"Sigh... You get me alone the whole way north, so letting her have me for a night isn't a big deal, right?"
The white haired bad-girl just pointed to the balcony exit and said.
"Sect Master is waiting for us on her ship, let's go."
Shiver~! When I forcefully grabbed her hand and pulled her into my arms, her body trembled in a climax, as the Enamored Gu had her body all tensed up from not touching me for a while now.
Gu Xia blushed, noticing my smile and she said.
"That wasn't from you... I was just excited to go to the summit... Hey, what are you doing, Ahan~?!"
We didn't really have time for anything exciting, so my hand just entered her robes to give her "a hand" with her panty problem, and gave her a quick fix while I kissed her in the hallway...
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With Gu Xia blushing in shame at my side, I was looking at the incredible Ghost Ship we were flying on...
The 150 foot long flying Ghost Ship drifts through the clouds like a giant, pitch-black shadow with shredded sails that catch an invisible wind.
Its charred wooden grey World Tree hull groans and pulses like a breathing creature, while skeletal "oar-wings" sweep silently through the air.
This amazing thing is a real Undead Construct with sentience.
Xia Sha at the captain's steering wheel told me.
"Long ago, this naval ship belonged to the Elven navy, but was sucked into a Secret Realm that opened under the surface of the water, sucking the ship and crew to an Underworld Ship Graveyard..."
"After the ship absorbed all of the lost souls, it became a true Undead and answered my summons when I was only 18 years of age. This Ghost Ship is something I treasure greatly....
"It has been with me for far too long, without wanting anything more than to sail and travel."
I patted the rail of the ship and said.
"Then if you treasure it, so will I."
Rumble~! Who knew my random ass boot-licking made the ship happy, and it randomly encountered turbulence, making Xia Sha tumble right into my arms.
I could tell she and her ship were communicating with their link, so I smiled at her angry look directed to her ship.
"Sect Master Sha, this isn't a Ghost Ship, but clearly it is a Love Boat."
Gu Xia, who has heard many cheesy lines from being around Owen, wanted to barf over the ship's rail hearing my bullshit, but the inexperienced Xia Sha and the now self proclaimed "Love Boat" were both touched at my cheesy lines.
So with Gu Xia sitting on the black coffin, I held the ship's wheel in one hand, and held the ship's master in the other.
I had to fight the urge to smile, as being an emo-chuuni is hard work...
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