Chapter 144: How I Met Your Mother?
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Chapter 144: How I Met Your Mother? by Harem-Fan
Creak Creak~! The all black and gold carriage headed to the back mountain of the Dark Outer City...
From the slate color mountain side grew a large World Tree root that bulged out, before sinking deep into the earth again.
However, a grey swirling portal nearly 20 feet wide was large enough for the traveling row of carriages and mounted guards to pass through.
Alice was being hugged by Camila across from me on the opposing black leather couch seat.
To my left, Bianca held my arm and was smiling while staring at my face, and touching my hair.
"Although King Luke Balder I, was a Half Elf, you really look a lot like he did with your hair and eyes grey, like a real Balder man should, haha."
"Huh? I disguised my hair and eyes, you can see the true color?! Do you have True Sight as well?"
She leaned in close to see that her golden Vampire eyes were faintly covering her Cursed Eyes, and she told me.
"You are already aware of them, so my Cursed Eye abilities are Charm, Telekinesis, and True Sight. The only power that is very draining is my Charm, while Telekinesis depends on how much I use it, and True Sight is passive."
I nodded and said seriously.
"Wow, you actually have three abilities that are top notch, while Owen and Taki Tsuki both only have two. I'm jealous."
Her hand caressed my cheek and she shook her head.
"Seeing through your disguise ruins your fun around me, while Charm is useless to you, and moving things or myself can be done with magic items. No, your ability to hold two magic cores is the real power I am envious of."
Just as our carriage passed through the gate, Bianca slid into my lap sidesaddle with her arms around my neck and looking into my eyes...
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Buzz~! I was amazed as we passed the portal into the Dark Garden...
Not at the arguably hot Vampire woman in my arms, but the environment of this pocket world connected to the Plane of Death!
Up in the sky above was a Red Moon that was ten times the size of the sun on Earth or Myst, like the moon was really close to this planet's surface, and its red light was brighter than a full moon night.
"Loki, the Blood Moon is both our moon and sun, as at night the clouds obscure part of it, dimming the world for us, so the Humans and animals that make Dark Garden their home don't feel strange."
When I noticed the carriage, past Bianca's seductive body, I noticed we were traveling on well maintained cobblestone roads, passing by farmlands and dark but pretty forests from fairylands.
The workers in the fields wearing overalls and straw-hats, and gardeners wearing grey jumpsuits tending to the forests looked emotionless and never stopped working.
"Those workers are actually Skeletons covered with illusion magic, and we have left this mindless and back breaking work for them, so the Humans can pursue real work they are suited for, like learning, crafts, and war crafts..."
"Aura users will join the army or hunt, while the lucky few women awaken magic and go to school, then usually become a harem member for a pure blood Vampire to give birth to noble Dhampir..."
"Any Human that is either talent-less or lazy, will instead work in one of the blood draining workshops, and donate blood while being magically healed to avoid death..."
"Unlike the Balder Kingdom, full of lazy nobles and citizens that scheme all day and are a drag on society, this system, although cruel by Human standards, motivates all Human families to learn and make something of themselves..."
"Productive Humans aren't drained all day for blood, a thankless lifestyle. The laws and hierarchy are strict, but the living conditions are guaranteed, with no major conflicts and little crime inside the Dark Garden."
I shook my head, and smiled at Bianca, who was trying to explain the Vampires way of life, so I just said...
"Don't worry, I am not judging with a Hero's Hypocritical Heart. Every culture and society has its ups, downs, flaws, and benefits. I can tell by looking around that it is a type of Utopia, even if it is closely managed."
Outside this Transylvania, Victorian, or Gothic medieval-like world, the peasants lined the road to see Matriarch Camila Dark's wedding procession, as it is a holiday today.
Except for the Skeletons (made from lazy Humans) with no union rights, the Humans and Dhampir are off to celebrate the historical day.
Camila said to me, while still holding back Alice from butting into Bianca's time with me.
"The Humans, and even Dhampir, are really excited about us marrying a living Human, and that is why they are all here to see you pass by, Dear."
Mwah~! Bianca couldn't hold back any longer, and deeply kissed me.
To my surprise, I found she wasn't very experienced in the act?
Odd as she had been a mother.
While the passion of our kiss was getting out of control, I missed the devilish grins on Camila and Alice, with Alice whispering to her mother...
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"Do you think Owen and Loki will forgive us for not warning him first?"
"Nonsense, Bianca isn't even married, and the two are loving one another's company. Love is complicated, and Owen and Loki can handle the consequences of Bianca's own choices."
"So, will the marriage of Loki and Bianca expose the fact the Balder Kingdom never really had a second King, but a Queen disguising herself as a King?"
Camila tilted her head and nodded.
"With Vali and Feng out there, it would be good for the Kingdom to know having a Queen like us isn't shameful, but instead gives the Kingdom more options, as women are just as good as men in the monarch's role."
Alice pouted, seeing Bianca doing something really naughty that she wanted to do.
"Mother, aren't you going to stop her?! We haven't gotten married yet?"
"Daughter, don't be jealous and look how happy Loki is right now? Do you think he wants to look out the window at people he won't meet, or make Bianca his while we ride through the capital city?"
Alice was pouting, but her yellow eyes wanted to see my expression afterwards...
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Mwah~! Bianca, who already was proficient in kissing me, reached under her black silk and lace wedding dress, and undid my belt...
This was not the first time a woman was forward, so I just helped her out a bit, as if we make love now or after, it won't matter.
Plus, if I am honest, having sex with an exceptionally beautiful Vampire in a carriage ride while Alice and Camila watch is kinda exciting.
Mwah Chomp Suck~! During the insertion of my rock hard dick into her hairless wet folds beneath her dress, Bianca accidentally (on purpose) cut my tongue with her sharp canine teeth, and she sucked the blood from my bleeding mouth while we kissed and started my penetration.
Hmm~! I pushed all the way in and felt her tightness, and hummed in satisfaction of claiming my new Vampire Bride as my own, well I still need to fill her womb first.
I only did slow and shallow thrusting up into her as I held her firm and athletic hips in my large hands.
Even without letting my blood leak, she still was able to assist me in our joint movements.
A green warm light covered and healed me (cannot heal Vampires with Healing magic), as she cast a <Full Healing> spell onto me, and I was wanting to smile, but her drunken movements told me to keep focused.
In turn, I cast a silent and stilled <Greater Death Utility> to heal her body in response, something she wanted me to do.
Unknown to most in this carriage, but Bianca knows a Full Healing trick to raise my chances of getting us to our peak ability to procreate.
I felt my sexual peak and climax about to erupt, while she felt her body reset to its peak fertility, and she smiled with joy.
She stopped our passionate kiss, and she sucked up the last drop of my blood while doing so.
"My Loki, if you finish inside of me now, we will definitely have a child. Are you willing?"
I ignored the stupid "medical warning" when my balls want to erupt, and having kids is kinda the reason to have sex, duh.
Mwah~! I held the back of her neck and pulled her in for a kiss again, as I pushed in as deep as I could.
Her golden eyes looked thrilled as she kissed me back, and sat on me deeply, then felt the warmth as she too felt her body shudder in a good feeling she hadn't felt before with another man. (Gets explained later, as he wasn't aware of it, nor her man.)
As I could feel her climax hitting, I exposed my neck to her knowing she was hungry, and she didn't hesitate to latch onto me as her womb filled.
To make a child, a Vampire woman needs a lot of blood, like Alice did when I got her pregnant, because the life force is directed to the conception of the child.
In this way a Vampire woman can avoid getting accidentally pregnant, by not overdosing on fresh blood that the impregnation needs.
So that is why Camila hasn't had a child yet, because she isn't ready for it.
Her love for me is too strong to worry about a child, unless I ask her to make one for me, hence using Alice and now Bianca to do it...
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Around fifteen minutes later, I felt the green magic and good feeling of being fully healed...
My blood was fully replenished, and the drunk Bianca sat up and pulled out her nipple for me, so I sucked it like a pacifier.
"I can't ever make milk, so suck all you want, my Husband, ha-haa~!"
Bianca's cheeks are rosy from all of my blood, and she is slurring like a drunken sailor, while touching my face in a daze.
Alice feels like her favorite bottle of Father of Regrets was snatched and complained to Camila.
"Mother, she is acting drunk and shameless as we are about to arrive... I am so ashamed."
Camila smiled and pointed to Bianca still grinding in my lap and accused Alice.
"Everytime you drink from Loki, this is what you look and act like, so watch at your own shamelessness, haha."
I smiled as I tried to get the drunk Bianca off me, so we could clean up our sexual interaction before heading out of the carriage, but Bianca blew my mind and I froze.
"Husband Loki, stop pushing me away, I want more~! Hehe, I wonder how my little Owen will act if he knows you got his mother pregnant, hic~?!"
Chomp~! I was so confused, I didn't even stop Bianca from biting my neck again, or start sex for round two, while Camila and Alice looked amused at my expression.
Camila couldn't help seeing me looking sad and explained it in a short form.
"The first King Luke Balder I, never had a son, but a single daughter. So not wanting the kingdom he built to face usurpation, used an illusion item like with Lana's ring, disguised and raised his only daughter as Luke Balder the II to take the throne..."
"Bianca fake-married her trusted handmaid, making her Queen and Owen's adopted mother, who had a Death element Knight husband, used to sire Owen one night when he was drunk..."
"When Owen's True Sight eye saw his "father" was actually a woman, he was confused. Bianca left the throne to him and his adopted Queen mother, and vanished to become my servant... And now Bianca wants you, The End."
Bianca with a little blood on her sexy lips, looked at me with hazy eyes and said.
"For thousands of years, I've waited for you... Husband... I love you~!"
Chomp~! She bit down on my neck again, and I was forced to accept this absurd soap opera drama unfolding, and prayed Owen would forgive me... This time.
As my second filling inside of her came, I sigh and said with a smile of joy and sorrow.
"Owen, I'm innocent this time, right?"
Camila and Alice both shook their heads no with smiles, and knew I am in trouble...
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After getting out of the carriage, while holding a very drunk Vampire woman, I thought of the Earth show I loved while holding up Bianca to marry...
It was called, How I Met Your Mother.
Owen never saw that show, but now he is starring in it, sigh...
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