Chapter 109: Meidi & Qinglong Waited For Me?
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Chapter 109: Meidi & Qinglong Waited For Me? by Harem-Fan
Buzz~! Before I knew it, I was somewhere else, and in trouble...
"Haha~! Did those little girls forget I control the sect's defensive formations? Oh-my, that is right, we still need to have our drink together, right? I am so happy to finally have my fated disciple, hehe~!"
"Mph~! Mme~! Hums hmm~!"
Translation: "My head is as big as these things! I want to lick and suck though! Fuck it, I love this anime trope, do if forever!"
Meidi felt the vibrations in her breasts and the warm air from someone giving a passionate declaration, and when she noticed the red hair decorating her front, she smiled.
In her excitement, Meidi forgot she was hugging my head into her deep valleys, as this isn't something she can control with such ample assets.
Pat Pat~! Before letting me go, she patted my red hair she liked and let me breathe.
"Hey kid, that is how your Teacher Wan greets all her disciples, but you're the first boy, so you got lucky and had a treat, haha. Now bring out the Alchemist Sky Sake to celebrate our Master-Disciple ceremony, hehe~!"
With my face unfortunately free, I can see we are inside a garden!
No, not a flower, bush, or normal garden.
In every direction, twisted vines with deadly spikes, dripping with poisons of all types, and dark and sinister flowers were surrounding me?!
Black Giant Centipedes, Metal Devouring Beetles, Paralytic Wasps, and many other horrific creatures crept through the vast sea of twisted trees, bushes, and carnivorous vines.
Whoosh Gulp~! A snake with bright white, red, and purple stripes was suddenly swallowed by a small bulbous venus fly trap like plant!
Since I'm afraid of snakes, I was happy to see that though.
Taking it all in, I said the name of what this place was.
"This is a Forest of Death!"
Flick~! Meidi smiled and flicked my forehead and corrected me.
"My student, this is no Forest of Death, but a Forest of Life! Look around, you only see life in every direction. You might think that things die, and they do. You might think poisons, venom, and toxins are bad, but they aren't..."
"Did you know almost all medicine to save lives is poison of some sort? Did you know that every life lost here strengthens another, while the consumed return to the world in new forms..."
"I can tell you have become a Gu Master, and that is all a type of life and poison, so are you death and evil? Look at everything and see it as a beautiful canvas, and the more beautiful it is, the more deadly and dangerous..."
"They call me Madame Gu, The Toxic Lady, The Poison Concubine, and many other delicious names, but it is because I'm both beautiful and dangerous, haha."
There was a four person jade stone table with four seats, perfect for tea and relaxation.
When we sat, I noticed all of the insects, plants, and animals stayed away, probably because of a formation or Elder Wan Meidi's magical aura.
"Hello Teacher... But why did you want me as your student?"
She ignored my question and said while looking upwards, where I failed to look.
"Hey Qinglong, you lied to me! I went and ransacked Baihu's house and didn't find the sake, what gives?"
Laying on a giant floating mixed pastel cloud, about 50 feet above us was a Dragon... A really fucking big Dragon!
He has a long, scaly, serpentine body with sharp claws, horns, and whiskers.
Vibrant shades of blue, teal, or green, tie it to nature and the Life element type of Dragon.
His voice came out of nowhere and was calm, a sense of living through the vast desolation of time, with a majesty showing he knows everything.
[Mei, I told you to go to Fox Palace and you will find the sake you wanted. Did I tell you to break in and rob the Holy Maiden, sigh. Girl, do you think Little Fox would not put the precious sake into her storage ring? If only your brain was as big as the fat on your chest.]
The azure eyes of Qinglong fixed on me and he continued.
[Hello Father. This is the first time we have met in this lifetime, but I knew you finally arrived, as Byakko told me you touched him twice when looking for Summons.]
Both Wan Meidi and I yelled the same fucking thing, like a practiced pair.
""Father?!""
A rumbling chuckle came from the 400 foot long Dragon as he spoke again.
[Hohoho~! Yeah, in our past lives, you fathered me, this my soul knows. I don't remember much of my last life, but my father Loki was strongly etched into my soul...]
[I and the other four Guardian Beast have lived as long as Myst grew, as we sprang from its roots. We are the protectors of the World Tree in times of danger. And since long ago, I have been waiting for my father to return to me...]
[Here, touch my tail and tell me what you think, Loki Sky?]
Whoosh~! And when the massive tail was over my head, I felt his scales... like warm steel that is full of life!
"Your name was... Jormungandr, I think? And you had two other siblings, a Grey Wolf, and a half dead sister of darkness?! Um, They were called? Fenrir and Hel?! Holy shit, I married my daughter in this life?!"
The tail retracted and Qinglong chuckled at my look.
[Hoho~ That was all of the memories of my past life I could recall. But you seem to know who both of my siblings are in this life as well, meaning we have all shown at the same time, and Prophecy is unfolding.]
"Yeah, I'm sure now that King Owen Balder's Fenrir must be the same one, as it is too much of a coincidence. As for Hel or Hela, she is my new wife, Angelica Cross... Um, She divorced Owen after becoming my Summons through Fate's chance."
[I know of King Owen and Angelica Cross, though I haven't met them in person. Well, all of this confirmed that my Seer Dreams are coming true, like you becoming our Holy Son.]
Wan Meidi finally couldn't stand the joy she was feeling from her Summon's meeting me, and she demanded.
"Hey Qing, why the hell have you hid this all from me for over 8000 years? You told me I had to make this sect and was waiting for the perfect disciple that I would guide and teach about life and being a Gu Master, and making him stronger than me?!"
Watching a 400 foot long Eastern Dragon roll its eyes made me smile as he scolded his Summoner harshly.
[I told you to make the sect to find Loki. You did teach him about being a Gu Master with your books. And he will definitely be stronger than you later. And he is the perfect student you and I have been waiting for...]
[When I said you would teach him about life, I didn't mean Life element Beastmaster skills per-say, hoho~! So everything I told you is the truth, you are just to stupid to see it, hehe.]
She held up her fist to Qinglong and wanted to fly up and hit this Dragon of hers.
Buzz~! To calm this aggressive woman, I pulled out a bottle of The Father of Regrets and put it on the table.
"A gift to my new teacher, it is the same sake, just renamed due to some small issues backhome, hehe."
Pop Gulp Gulp Gulp~! She instantly smiled, popped the stopper, and downed the whole three glasses worth of sake in one go!
As a single sake trail went from her lips, down her cheek, neck, and onto her boobs, she then wiped her mouth seductively in relief.
"Sooooo good~! Where is the rest, my soon to be student? We have to do our drinking ritual right? Are you sure you want me to do it like this, Qing?"
[Yeah, both of you have never done or seen this ritual ceremony done yet, so I will oversee the sharing of sake cups, hehe. Then as Teacher and Student, you will be the closest family from now on. I promise on my Father's dignity!]
Tingle~! Yeah, my Mundane Divination is warning me that I have lost all dignity now, and this Azure Dragon is unreliable!
Soon we were standing besides one another with a set of three perfect white jade immortal wine bowls.
In a complicated set of bows and drinking, the Dragon had us drink from one another's bowl and the last bow to each other.
We had to bow to Qinglong, the sect, and to one another, while the woman named Wan Meidi was flushing from too much sake.
I tried to remember in those Xianxia novels and urban Chinese machine translated books, and this Master-Disciple ceremony seems both wrong and familiar in my blurry memory?
While both Meidi and I were doing our final bow to one another, I almost wanted to laugh seeing her inability to touch her forehead down in a kowtow due to her enormous breasts.
[You two did it perfectly, hoho~! Now to seal the deal, I will take Loki to see the current Sect Master.]
When Meidi felt that Qinglong tricked us both in their Summoner Link, and was thrilled to trick us, she thought about what we just did and screamed!
"Qinglong, you dirty bastard! That wasn't a closed door disciple ceremony at all... Did you just marry the two of us?!"
Oh fuck, now I remembered those books better!
Why the hell would a master bow and share wine?!
I think I'm supposed to serve her tea and kowtow was all?
Qinglong knew the jig was up, but he was shameless and said.
[Hey, I found that ceremony in the Sect Master's house, and I did it right, promise! If I was wrong, then blame him... Plus even if I messed up, are you two important people to me at a loss? Being Loki's "Main Wife" isn't too bad, and Father, she is dumb but hot, hoho...]
(Main and only wife in the Eastern Wastelands social customs, where they only recognize Sylvia and the others as concubines here.)
Wan Meidi was about to cry and she argued.
"You betrayed me, Qinglong! You made me give Long Aotian a Love Gu, you bastard! Now I love him, and married another man... If you don't fix this, I will commit suicide and take you with me, asshole!"
I was stunned at her firm declaration to end her life, and realized I had this same bond with Camila, damn!
When I looked at the crying Wan Meidi, I wanted to comfort her, but didn't know what to say or do, but my chaotic mouth did.
"Wife, you aren't secretly a Queen by chance, right?"
Her anger at Qinglong turned to me and she said with gritted teeth.
"Don't call me wife, damn you little brat! This is all your fault, so fix it or I will make you a widower!"
[Meidi, calm down, I have the cure here for the Love Gu to safely remove it from Long Aotian, see?! I never would've told you to trick him with it had I not had a plan, look!]
We both looked at a floating green pill hovering near his eyes, and both of us no longer trusted this guy.
[Do you want me to use it on him? Or is your love too strong for him now?]
Her fists are clenched, because she knows in her brain the love was due to Gu, and she really dislikes the kind of man he is, but she never would've let Qinglong remove it before her marriage.
But Wan Meidi is a woman who respects marriage to a fault, so both honor to her new husband and love to her lover are colliding.
What others don't know about Long Aotian and herself, they actually haven't had sex yet, because they were not husband and wife yet, but Dao Companions.
Long Aotian and she have done many things like kissing and hugging, but never what married couples do on the wedding night.
Qinglong always told her the "Auspicious Time" hasn't come yet for her and the "Sect Master", who she was destined to marry. (Qinglong doesn't lie, but is vague, so his predictions are true, just with a different person.)
She hates Long Aotian's ways and if it weren't for the Gu, she would've killed that guy a few times already, but Qinglong, this bastard told her he needed to run the sect for a while longer and keep him from abandoning the sect again.
"Either end this heart wrenching love for him, or I will end my life, Qinglong! I can't choose between the man I love and my husband. I can only have one in my life."
Wow, I really respect this woman now.
At first I thought she was just an annoying but hot woman, but her principles of love and marriage are really respectable, unlike my shifting loyalty to friends and lovers.
[Just drink some more of The Father of Regrets and leave this to my father and I, hoho. Let's go see the Sect Master Loki... I think he is waiting for us.]
With a wave of his huge claw, he swept me up then flew to the highest peak in the distance...
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A short while later, Shehuang, Baihu, and Ku Mu busted past the Forest of Death's array and found Wan Meidi alone sobbing...
Ku Mu saw her friend crying and drunk, and asked while looking for Loki.
"Wan'er, what happened, where is Loki?"
The drunk First Elder was gulping her sake and she said.
"I'm drinking myself to death, because I'm married, sob sniff sob. Qinglong planned it all... sob sob sob sniff. I married the Sect Leader he said! I wanna die!"
The three women were very confused, but where is Loki?
When they asked about Loki again, Wan Meidi only cried harder and looked pathetic...
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