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The world does not care about my mortgage.
    Normal people awaken their superpowers in their teenage years. I got mine at thirty two, along with a draft notice from the Department of Defense. I have 90 days before deployment to a dungeon, flabby muscles, and a class that everyone considers useless.
    Class: [Trainer]
    Available Familiars: 0
    But the System made a critical mistake. It allowed me to assign a familiar to myself.
    Now every cell in my body is a pet that can be trained. Now I can issue [Special Commands] to my own biology. Fall asleep instantly. Ignore pain limits. Evolve faster than any young genius.
    I am my own trainer. And I will not stop until I turn this old body into the perfect weapon.
    What to expect: Older MC • Slow Burn • No Harem