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Holy Orders: America’s Most Overqualified Exorcist

Holy Orders: America’s Most Overqualified Exorcist
This isn't your average Sunday sermon.
When the sun sets in this America, the real monsters come out—
Chainsaw-wielding hillbillies, wax museums that never existed, cursed cabins in the woods, clown cults, dream demons, haunted dolls, and unclassified anomalies prowl the shadows...
And right in the middle of it?
Gideon Black, who woke up one day as a priest—armed with a divine leveling system.
Now, he blesses suburban homes, exorcises demonic squatters, and offers life coaching to emotionally exhausted ghosts.
With skills like:
[Soul Insight] – spot a demon’s weak point before it spots you.
[Psychological Counseling] – because even monsters need therapy.
[Holy Water Blessing] – one drop of holy water, entire haunted house purified.
[Gospel Hymn] – a church event so powerful even Hellhounds stay home.
But Gideon is cautious—too cautious. He doesn’t fight unless the odds are stacked in his favor. He double-checks the salt lines, proofreads his holy verses, and once quarantined a cursed toaster just in case.
When the Apocalypse finally arrives?
Satan: "This guy solo'd my dungeon and left a Yelp review."
Fallen Angel: "Even I pray to him when I get scared."
Cthulhu: "@!?xx(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻"
God slams the table: “You guys are weak—go train harder.”
Chapter List
- Chapter 1 1: The Strange Church
- Chapter 2 2: The Smiling Curse
- Chapter 3 3: Commission Complete
- Chapter 4 4 – The Cursed Smile Mask
- Chapter 5 5 – The Exorcism Expo
- Chapter 6 6 – The People Inside the Venue
- Chapter 7 7 – At Twenty-Two, Treated Like a Pawn
- Chapter 8 8 – The Sacrificial Ritual
- Chapter 9 9 – A New Assignment
- Chapter 10 10: Preparations Before the Exorcism
- Chapter 11 11 – A Restless Night
- Chapter 12 12 – The Medium
- Chapter 13 13 – The Further
- Chapter 14 14 – Commission Completed
- Chapter 15 15: The Holy Word
- Chapter 16 CHAPTER 16: BASIC EXORCISM TRAINING
- Chapter 17 17: The Young Masters from Above
- Chapter 18 18: Ravens Fair
- Chapter 19 19: The Abandoned Church
- Chapter 20 20: The Puppet Theater
- Chapter 21 21: Night Assault
- Chapter 22 22: Return to the Theater
- Chapter 23 23: Mary Shaw Breaks Down
- Chapter 24 24: Commission Rewards
- Chapter 25 25: Emma Grossman
- Chapter 26 26 – Emma’s Scheme
- Chapter 27 27: Emma’s Move
- Chapter 28 28 – Emma Got What She Deserved
- Chapter 29 29: A Strange Case
- Chapter 30 30: Investigating the Residential Area
- Chapter 31 31 – Percy Elijah
- Chapter 32 32: Visitors from the Church
- Chapter 33 33: Descent of the Divine
- Chapter 34 34 — Gideon’s Strategy
- Chapter 35 35: The Unexpected Call
- Chapter 36 36: Dustin’s Plea for Help
- Chapter 37 37: Heading to the Airport
- Chapter 38 38: Death Knocks (Part One)
- Chapter 39 39: Death Knocks (Part 2)
- Chapter 40 40 – Death Knocks (Part 3)
- Chapter 41 41 – Death Knocks (Part 4)
- Chapter 42 42 – Death Knocks (Conclusion)
- Chapter 43 43 – First Encounter in the Forest
- Chapter 44 44 – The Bully’s Tears
- Chapter 45 45 – The Visit
- Chapter 46 46 – The Bait
- Chapter 47 47 – The Attack
- Chapter 48 48 – Clues
- Chapter 49 49 – The Plan
- Chapter 50 50 – The Safety Protocol
