Chapter 15 Mechanical Combat
Tian Xingjian immediately realized that it was that arrogant female lieutenant bringing people here to make trouble.
"Oh, I was wondering who it was, turns out it's the third beauty of the whole division, Miss Alice. What's up? The Combat Department has so much free time? Taking the Special Forces Camp for a stroll?" Rashid seemed to be at odds with Alice too. This guy looked simple-minded, but when he insulted people, he could twist his words without any profanity. Fatty immediately got the meaning behind Rashid's words. He particularly emphasized "third," clearly reminding Alice that, in terms of beauty, she could only be ranked third, meaning she shouldn't be so full of herself; there were two people prettier than her. The rest of his words obviously implied that the members of the Special Forces Camp were like dogs being led around by a woman.
"Platoon leader, where's my dorm? I've been smoked by mecha exhaust all day. I need to clean up." Fatty was naturally the type to say the most inappropriate things. This made Alice tremble with anger as she pointed at Fatty and yelled, "Fatty, you ran away because you didn't dare to compete. You're not a man!"
Fatty looked astonished and said in a deep voice, "How do you know I'm not a man? Did you peek at me while I was bathing? With something so big, you can't see it? Are your eyes out of focus?" Everyone around was petrified. They had never seen someone as obscene as Fatty, his shamelessness was outrageous!
Alice, too furious to speak, was cut off by the lieutenant colonel who smiled slightly and said, "The Special Reconnaissance Battalion only knows how to bully girls, really living up to their reputation. Even the newcomers are the same."
Fatty rolled his eyes and said, "Why are you bothered if I bully her? Is she your mom?"
"You..." The lieutenant colonel was rendered speechless.
Ignoring him, Fatty turned to Rashid, who was laughing so much he could hardly stand, and said, "Platoon leader, you better take me to the dorm. It's too noisy here; I have a headache." Then he mumbled loud enough for everyone to hear, "When I stepped out, I thought seeing used sanitary pads was bad enough, but here I find entire sheets smeared with discharge, yuck!"
With a boom, the crowd exploded. The Special Reconnaissance Battalion laughed heartily, while the Special Forces Camp members were furious. It turned out the standard military hats of the Special Forces had a distinctive white ribbon around them.