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Drake declares confidently:
    “My teacher is Minato. My teammates are Kakashi, Obito, and Rin.
    As captain of Team Nine, being absurdly strong is only natural.”
    The Nine-Tails complains, “So that’s your excuse for kneading me like dough?!”
    Danzo screams, “One punch—why do I feel like I lost nine lives?!”
    Hiruzen sighs, “I’m retired… Why am I back on the battlefield?!”
    Madara stares in disbelief. “I surpassed Hashirama—how did you send me flying with one punch?!”
    Expressing calm, Drake casually punches toward the moon.
    Space tears apart. Darkness shoots across the sky.
    Moments later—
    the moon explodes.