Comedy

My name is Hanekawa.
    Profession: Elite Spy for the Cloud Village.
    Mission: Infiltrate Konoha, gather intel, and destroy it from the inside.
    Current Status: ...I may have messed up. And by "messed up," I mean I accidentally became Tsunade's favorite student, Minato Namikaze's best friend, and the village's top hero.
    Whoops.
    Armed with a "Ability System" that rewards me for everything from capturing Tailed Beasts to "mentoring" beautiful Kunoichi, I’ve become too strong to be a simple spy.
    Wood Style? Unlocked.
    Rinnegan? Stolen.
    The Hidden Cloud's Jinchuriki? I captured them. (Sorry, Raikage-sama, it was for the experience points).
    In this timeline, the Yellow Flash never died, Tsunade took the Hokage hat early, and the Uchiha Clan... well, they answer to me now.
    I came here to be a villain. I ended up running the whole show.
    Forget the canon. I am the canon now.