Chapter 180: The Old Cow and the Tender Grass
The underground cavern was silent with only the sounds of water droplets dripping from the jagged ceiling, echoing through the darkness.
The masked Phantom Siren calmly stood a dozen paces away from Gu Fan, one hand resting on her slender waist while the other lazily twirled a chain-blade around her finger, as she intentionally pushed her massive breasts forward to distract him.
She looked Gu Fan up and down, "So what should I call you?" The woman asked.
"I would have said ’daddy’, but I don’t get any kick out of it," Gu Fan shrugged as he answered, "So just call me Gu fan."
"So you are Gu Fan?" The woman nodded in thought, "I expected Gu Chen to show up."
Gu Fan glanced at her from head to toe before nodding thoughtfully, "And I expected someone younger."
"..."
The woman frowned, "What?"
"Nothing," Gu Fan sighed dramatically, "I was just thinking."
"If I call you ’Senior Sister,’ will you feel old?"
"If I call you ’Auntie,’ will you try to kill me?"
"If I call you ’Beauty’..." He shrugged, "...I would feel like I was lying."
Silence...
For a heartbeat, the cave became deathly quiet.
"You..." The woman’s eyebrow twitched, "You little bastard!"
"See? You’re already angry." Gu Fan grinned, playing with his new toy he got after killing Gu Tian.
"Can you blame me? You are hiding yourself behind that silver mask, sister," Gu Fan teased playfully, with a smirk as he casually pointed the poisoned dagger at the corpse of Gu Tian, "I was just practicing my grip on this useless dog, after all, I had to make sure my hands were warmed up when I strip that tight leather corset off your beautiful body tonight."
The woman’s eyes visibly twitched with a tinge of surprise. She was a 1st Stage Origin Realm expert who commanded a lethal assassination unit, but this arrogant little Spirit Realm brat was talking to her like she was a willing concubine waiting in his private chambers for him to spread her legs.
A terrifying killing intent exploded from her body, and the stone cracked beneath her feet as the chains wrapped around her arms began rattling violently.
"I have killed cultivators stronger than you."
"I have skinned men alive for daring to look at me the wrong way."
"And you dare mock me?" The woman spoke, emphasizing on each word so clearly, "You must be tired of living!"
"Hm..." Gu Fan scratched his chin, "That explains it."
"Explains what?" She narrowed her eyes.
"Why are you still single!"
"..."
The woman’s lips trembled, and behind the silver mask, her face turned slightly red.
"You have a sharp, smooth tongue for a boy who is about to lose his head," the woman sneered as her melodic voice dropped its seductive warmth and a chilling killing intent erupted from her body.
"I intended to capture you alive so I could drain your Yang energy dry over several agonizing nights, but since you lack basic manners, I will just sever your limbs and feed your arrogant tongue to the swamp rats!"
"You want to drain my Yang energy?" Gu Fan laughed loudly, his voice echoing directly through the damp cavern, "If you wanted a taste of my cock in your mouth, you just had to ask me nicely instead of sneaking up on me in the dark. Just say the word and I would be happy to pump your pussy to the full until my seed is dripping down your leg."
"You court death, you arrogant little bastard!" she roared furiously at the top of her lungs. No man had ever dared to be so shameless in front of her.
"Not again! I have heard that sentence six times today." Gu fan sighed, "Don’t you guys get any original dialogues?"
"And stop standing like that," Gu Fan said, pointing at her with an off-putting frown.
"Like what?" the woman asked through her clenched teeth.
"With your hands on your hips." Gu fan replied, "You look like a prostitute demanding payment from a customer who didn’t even enjoy it."
The woman almost choked on her own anger.
"You shameless brat!" This was enough! Her pale skin instantly flushed a deeply angry red and her eyes narrowed into murderous slits as she threw her hands outward as two blades shot directly out of her dark sleeves like striking silver vipers.
"Nether Orchid Shadow Dance!" the woman screamed, channeling her Spiritual Qi directly into the chains as the silver blades multiplied into dozens of terrifying, sharp phantom afterimages that completely covered every single escape route in the narrow cavern.
"You are finally getting serious," Gu Fan’s eyes narrowed as the chains screamed through the air with lethal precision.
And with that, his figure blurred as he activated his Sovereign Strike of Infinite Freedom erupted and instead of retreating, he stepped directly into the storm of the blades flying towards him.
The chains smashed into stone as rock fragments exploded everywhere and Gu Fan slipped between impossible openings, his body twisting at absurd angles.
But just as he prepared to counter-attack, Gu Fan realised an annoying flaw in his current combat style.
Till now, he had only relied on his supreme Heaven-Devouring Poison Body and raw physical strength to slip out of sticky situations.
This meant he did not actually possess any supreme sword arts, flashy ranged Qi beams, or complex martial techniques of his own.
"So! I am nothing but a raw brawler," Gu Fan cursed in his mind, dodging a chain strike that shattered the solid stone floor right where he had been standing, "I need to rob a high-tier martial arts as soon as possible. This useless system of mine is of no use."
Since he lacked any flashy offensive techniques to match her offensive arts, Gu Fan entirely relied on his Sovereign Strike of Infinite Freedom footwork, his muscular body moving like a dark phantom as he weaved directly through the dense, lethal web of violently spinning chain-blades.
"Stop dodging like a slippery rat and face me!" the woman shrieked, spinning on her heels as she opened her mouth wide open and launched a hypnotic, dense wave of sound Qi directly toward Gu Fan, "Soul-Shattering Wail!"
The invisible sound-wave slammed directly into Gu Fan’s chest with a devastating force that reverberated through his outer muscles, sending a highly agonizing shockwave straight into his internal organs.
For a brief second, Gu Fan felt his meridians twist and burn exactly as if someone had poured boiling water down his throat, while the terrifying pressure ruptured the delicate blood vessels inside his lungs.
BOOM!
The massive force instantly launched his body backward, making him crash against the jagged stone wall of the cavern with a bone-shattering force, as a heavy crack echoed through the damp cave and his breath was knocked entirely out of his lungs, completely paralyzing his diaphragm.
He slumped onto his knees as he coughed up a mouthful of blood and felt a burning sensation radiating from his bruised sternum that would have instantly shattered a normal cultivator’s bone to death.
"Aghhh!" Gu Fan’s chest heaved heavily as his Heaven-Devouring Poison Body began to actively stitch his ruptured vessels back together.
He slowly pushed himself back onto his feet, casually wiping the blood off his lips as an amused grin appeared on his face.
"Your voice took my breath away, sister!" Gu Fan cheered playfully, ignoring the intense pain burning in his chest.
On the other hand, the woman sneered very satisfied by the sight of his fresh blood.
"A sweet voice almost sent you straight to the Yellow Springs, you arrogant little brat! Let’s see if your tongue is still that smooth when you are heavily choking on your own crushed lungs!" The woman taunted as she believed that she had shattered his internal organs.
"Sorry to disappoint you,. Sister, but I prefer choking on something much softer," Gu Fan laughed cheekily through the pain. And the very next moment he kicked the wall behind him and launched himself straight towards the woman, closing the distance between them in a single breath.
"Come to mama, baby!" The woman lecherously smiled as she attempted to pull her chain-blades back to attack Gu Fan
But Gu Fan was way too fast, as he stepped inside her guard, reaching his heavy left hand forward, the woman twisted her hips to launch a knee strike aimed directly toward his chin.
However, Gu Fan blocked her heavy knee strike with his right forearm, slid his left hand straight up her thick, pale thigh, trailing his finger along her soft skin only to land her palm on her exposed waist. He held her waist in his palm and pinched her hard.
"Ahhh mother!" The woman gasped loudly in pure shock exactly as a dark, painful purple bruise formed directly on her pale skin under his rough fingers.
"You are a little bit too soft right here, sister,"
"But don’t worry, I like it chubby."
