Chapter 271 : There Was Just a Bug on Your Butt~
“Miss Host, do you have any friends or acquaintances nearby? Maybe you could call them to come pick you up,” Ling Ning suggested, looking at the host sitting on the ground. In her current condition, she wouldn’t be able to walk on her own without some help.
The host quickly took out her phone, only to find that when she had fallen, she not only sprained her ankle but also broke her phone. Staring at the shattered screen, she looked utterly devastated.
Ling Ning saw what had happened and, after a brief, silent tribute to the broken phone, took out her own and handed it to her. “Can you remember any of their numbers? You can use mine to call them.”
The host shook her head, looking hopeless. There was no way she’d remember any phone numbers.
“Do you have any friends attending this convention? If so, I can help you find them,” Ling Ning offered.
The host shook her head again. If it were yesterday, she’d have had a whole group of friends here, but today, everyone either had plans or just didn’t feel like coming. What a disaster.
“Sigh…” Ling Ning sighed. “Alright, then. Tell me where you live, and I’ll take you home.”
“Huh?” The host looked at her in surprise, glancing at Ling Ning suspiciously. If she really gave her home address to this eccentric pervert and let her take her home, wouldn’t she end up like… that? Alone in her house, she wouldn’t stand a chance if Ling Ning decided to take advantage of her!
Noticing the expression on the host’s face, Ling Ning chuckled, exasperated. “I told you, what happened just now was a misunderstanding. If I really wanted to do something to you, do you think we’d be having this conversation right now?”
The host considered it, realizing Ling Ning did have a point. After some inner conflict, she gave Ling Ning her address. After all, a quirky pervert was probably better than a creepy stalker.
When she heard the host’s address, Ling Ning blinked in surprise. She lived just a few streets away from her!
“Alright, wait here for a moment. I just need to drop something off.” Ling Ning lifted the FFF robe in her hand—a recent purchase from one of the nearby booths, perfect for Xia You.
Just as she was about to turn toward the restroom, the host called out, “Wait!”
Ling Ning turned back, puzzled.
“Uh… Could you help me to the restroom?” The host asked, cheeks flushed with embarrassment. She had come here to use the restroom in the first place, and after everything that had happened, she was almost at her limit. If she’d known this was going to happen, she would have chosen a different path.
Shrugging, Ling Ning stepped forward, helping the host up as they headed toward the restroom.
“By the way, what’s your name? I can’t keep calling you Miss Host. My name’s Ling Ning.”
“Lin Xi. Xi as in Lin Ximeng,” she replied softly. Since she’d already given her address, her name didn’t seem like much more to share.
“Lin Xi? That’s a lovely name~”
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“Why did things turn out like this?” Xia You, clad in her FFF cloak, stared unblinkingly at the two people walking ahead of her. It was her first time attending a convention with Ling Ning, and she’d been looking forward to a day of fun together. It was supposed to be a dream-like day full of joy… so why had it turned out like this?
She had only been in the restroom for a short while, and somehow, there was a new girl with Ling Ning already. And wasn’t that the same host from earlier? Had she cozied up to Ling Ning while she wasn’t looking? Why did all these green tea bitches always show up whenever she turned her back? Subconsciously, Xia You touched the dagger strapped to her thigh…
As if sensing Xia You’s intense glare, Lin Xi turned and glanced at her. She remembered that Ling Ning had come with “Yuyou One Summer,” so the grim-looking girl following them must be her.
So “Yuyou One Summer” was actually a beauty? Judging by her outfit earlier, she’d thought it might be someone less attractive. If her photo got posted on Bilibili, it would surely cause a stir.
But why did she keep glaring at them like she wanted to murder someone? Was she being threatened by this strange pervert? Lin Xi’s imagination instantly filled with thousands of words of yuri fanfiction.
Stealing a glance at Ling Ning, who was supporting her, Lin Xi couldn’t quite understand it. Ling Ning was beautiful, well-built, and even smelled nice—why was she such a shameless pervert?
Could it be that…?
Lin Xi’s gaze subconsciously drifted downward. She wondered if this beautiful, housewife-like pervert was actually… a guy? But those enviably luscious curves certainly didn’t look like it…
“What’s wrong?” Ling Ning asked, noticing Lin Xi’s curious look and wondering if she was thinking something offensive.
“N-nothing…” Lin Xi murmured, lowering her head. If Ling Ning found out what she’d been thinking, she’d probably end up pinned to the ground, “this and that” happening to her, turning her into an “assault weapon.”
“Eek!” Lin Xi suddenly squeaked, covering her backside with a flushed face as she looked accusingly at Ling Ning. She knew it! She had almost convinced herself Ling Ning was a decent person, but she was definitely a shameless pervert!
Seeing Lin Xi’s expression, Ling Ning shrugged innocently. “There was just a bug on your butt. I was just helping you get rid of it~”
She was telling the truth—there had actually been a bug on Lin Xi’s backside, and she’d merely brushed it off. To be honest, Lin Xi’s little backside didn’t interest her much; she’d rather touch her own.
“Yeah, right! I don’t believe you at all~”
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Author’s Note:
Got an SSR after three draws… feels like my wallet’s been emptied!