[VRMMO] Dead One

[Few hours later: Real World – ClownFrog's apartment.]

"So, you are saying he lied straight into your face?" – said the short girl with long black hair that plays as Blueberry.

"Yeb. They are hiding stuff as well as giving us some fake information." – said the man with the scar who plays as ClownFrog who was working on the computer.

"Here. This is the information our people gathered." – said the man as he opened up the folder with information.

"Huh… So, you didn't trusted them from the start?" – asked young woman.

"Nah. Never." – said the young man.

"If anything, while we were dealing with the Lich Lord Tomb', I've sent few guys over there to check things out."

"One of the people I've sent there was Tail."

"And here are the things I've found out."

"First thing first."

"The rift that he told us about? It is real."

"However, what he didn't told us is that FUCKING rift is way bigger than he had described it to be."

"And also considering the fact that there is a fucking dragon king who not only tried to destroy the entire continent in order to possible control it via Harem Fucker, there is also the fact that they had attacked us DIRECTLY when we tried conquering the Tomb Of The Lich Lord."

"If we were to join hands with the Pyrgos clan, we would 100% delay the war between the dragon clans."

"But stopping it? Nah. It would never work."

"This is only a speculation and I don't have any direct conformation… But considering how the things are going and the fact that there is one brain dead idiot who does THAT kind of risky moves?"

"It wouldn't be surprised if some spark happens that ignites the war."

"…"

"Wait, that means we will really not be a means of a peace, but means of a war?" – said the young woman.

"That fucking bastard wanted to use us from the start!"

"Yeb. And he confirmed it by lying right into our faces." – said the young man.

"Or more specifically, he didn't told us the whole story."

"…"

"But you had a reason why you accepted the marriage in the end, right?" – asked the young woman.

"Let me guess."

"Destruction of the dragon empire from within."

"Hm… Yeb. Maybe." – said ClownFrog.

"To be more specific, I want 'FOOT' inside of their empire."

"Truth to be told? I want them as our allies."

"Considering how the world is getting straight up wrecked each day, it would be something extremely beneficial IF we were able to form an alliance."

"AND maybe instead of between one clan, we could maybe aim to form alliance with the entire empire."

"But obviously at this point, we would definitely wage some form of war."

"…"

"Or if the alliance fails, we will destroy the whole dragon empire."

"So… For now, we play into their hands, while making preparations to either form alliance or try to destroy the dragon empire from within?" – asked the young girl.

"In the nutshell. Yes." – replied young man.

"…"

"…"

"…"

"So…. About the thing we talked about." – said the young woman, which instantly turned the atmosphere in the entire room….'ODD', to say the least.

"Em…. Well…. Shit." – said ClownFrog.

"I mean…. What about you?"

"Me?!" – said the young woman.

"…"

"Honestly… I wanted to hear your answer first before thinking about it?"

"Why the fuck would you think about that? You have as much say in that thing as I do." – said annoyed young man.

"I mean…. God… I really don't know what to do."

"Fuck. We are already dating for quiet long amount of time."

"Hell, with the amount of money, we can probably buy ourself some apartment, a better one that this one… Or a house all together."

"I mean… I like you, I know you…. Hell…" – said the young man.

"…"

"…"

"…"

The room was once again filled with complete silence.

"…"

"Okay. Let's go over it again."

[3 in game weeks ago – ClownFrog's office.]

"You should fuck." – said Oron.

"…"

"Who the fuck start conversation like that?!" – asked ClownFrog and Blueberry.

"Let me rephrase that." – said Oron.

"I think you two should have a in game child together."

"!"

"Wait, so you want us…. To… Have an heir or something like that?" – asked Blueberry.

"Yeb." – said Oron.

"By now you have heard that there is 'family' system where NPCs and players can have children together, or player with other players."

"Even though you are an undead and she is a machine hybrid, both of you posses the reproductive ability, yea?"

"You two are already in game married couple, aren't you?"

"So-"

"Wowowowowow. Slow the fuck down." – said ClownFrog.

"Yea… Please do." – said Blueberry.

"Look, you all know two of us are dating and everything… But you do realize that it won't be just some basic NPC, right?"

"The NPCs of this world are like real people."

"And if I were to give birth… Then the child would be like…"

"Our real child." – said ClownFrog.

"….Wait, wouldn't just officially marrying and having in real life child be better?"

"?!"

"DUDE!" – shouted Blueberry.

"Too early to talk about IRL marriage!"

"…"

"So, about that heir-"

"DUDE!" – shouted both dragons at the demonic elf.

"Why the hell are you dead set on this?" – asked ClownFrog.

"Well, because we kind of need to?" – replied Oron.

"Let me explain."

"First thing first."

"You."

"You are getting married to the princess of a different empire."

"And per part of the deal, you are going to impregnate her and have her bare your child."

"However, you need your own child as well."

"Child between you two."

"The child between you and the princess will be a political tool…. And it could be also used as weapon against us."

"We could demand them to have the child inherit something from them, but on the other hand, they could try to pull the same shit on us."

"So, the best way to probably counter any form of bullshit or legal trouble, it is for the best of the entire empire if you make an heir… Maybe 2 or even 3."

"…"

(Honestly…. We can't really talk back on this one.) – thought ClownFrog.

(I mean, considering our current position… We DO need heir.)

"…"

"You are considering it?!" – asked Blueberry.

"I mean…. Considering how fucked up our situation is right now…. Yea… I fucking didn't thought this through completely…." – said ClownFrog as he held his face with his hands.

"So, you agree with me, yea?" – said Oron.

"Yes! I mean…. Fuck… Just… Give us some time, okay?" – said ClownFrog.

[Back to the present.]

"…So….Are we doing it or not?" – asked young man.

"I…. I don't know…." – said young woman.

"I mean! I've looked through facts and all other stuff."

"And if we really want the empire to operate, we need a child."

"The barrier is still active and even when it disappears, we will still be able to protect our empire."

"But is it better if we make that decision soon…. But…. But…."

"FUCK!"

"I'M VIRGIN! I'VE NEVER HAD S*X!"

"And from what I've fucking found out, the s*x in that world is the same as the real one!"

"…."

"Huh…."

"Why… Didn't you said it before?" – asked young man.

"Because! It was-"

"Wait, why are you saying it like this?" – asked young woman.

"…"

"You are not virgin?"

"Em…. Yea… I'm not… Although… The bitch that I fell in love with was…. Well, a bitch." – said the young man with annoyed expression.

"She cheated on me on the moment noticed and thought that I wouldn't realize it when she was straight up not even hiding it."

"I honestly have no idea how we even became couple in the first place."

"…"

"…"

*Sigh*

"Look."

"I'm going to be completely honest with you."

"I will NOT force you!"

"Be it in game or in real world. You can-"

"Em….How about a condition?" – said the young woman as she grabbed onto the man's arm.

"How about…. We do it first in IRL?"

"And maybe now?"

"…"

"Eh?"

[Few days later.]

"…."

"Dude…. Are you alright?" – asked Oron as he saw ClownFrog laying down on the sofa.

"No….Fuck….I hate you." – said ClownFrog.

"???"

"What did I done, may I ask?" – asked Oron.

"You…. Maybe had awaken a monster." – replied ClownFrog.

"???"

"Why… Okay… I won't ask, since I can tell that if I do, I will probably end up getting in some form of argument." – said Oron who was bit scared to ask for the details.

"Anyway, the marriage ceremony preparations are complete now."

"The suit for you and stuff has also been prepared."

"!"

"Shit! Right! Day after tomorrow!" – said ClownFrog.

"Yea, the ma- How did you forgotten about it?" – asked surprised and confused Oron.

"Stuff… Just happened. Okay?" – replied ClownFrog.

"Anyway, there was no new development or news from Tail, right?"

"Nope. Nothing." – replied Oron.

"However, it seems the news of the marriage have already began spreading far and wide in the dragon empire."

"And there is good chance that the dragon king who was hostile to us, found out about the marriage the moment we made the announcement."

"I will keep the security at all time high to make sure no bastard pulls something."

"Thanks." – said ClownFrog.

"But dude. I mean it."

"We can't let any fucking bastard. Even be a random drunkard ruin this weeding."

"Make absolutely sure that the weeding will be safe."