[VRMMO] Dead One

[Some time ago.]

"Okay. I don't get it." – said Rampage.

"First, we delayed the enemy, while evacuating and scavenging every little bit of food we had in the area in order to make sure that the dwarves would not be able to eat anything and have them starve to death, even after they entered the empire they would not find anything."

"HOWEVER!"

"Now we are going out of our way to give them food?"

"Isn't this…. Well… Opposite of what we were doing all this time?"

"Well, it is because of their army size." – said Oron.

"Even with you rampaging or ClownFrog just flying around, bombarding these bastards from the skies, both of you were still forced to retreat, weren't you?"

"Well, yea." – replied Rampage.

"Unlike elves, dwarves are tough bastards."

"Not only they can take a hit, but they can also hit back."

"I almost even died few times when I did the whole "cannonball" thing few times."

"Yes, but even so, they never stopped." – said Oron.

"Even with you and ClownFrog harassing them, we were never able to truly stop them besides using the terrain itself to halt their movements."

"Yes, even I know that." – said Rampage.

"The dwarven army is extremely big to the point head on confrontation would result in quiet catastrophe to our own army."

"I've was fighting with dwarves far longer than you and I can tell you that they are monsters."

"And that is why we went with the starvation plan."

"But why the hell next stage of the plan revolves around US giving THEM food?!"

"Well, to spread chaos." – said Oron.

"?"

"Chaos?" – asked Rampage.

"Yeb. Chaos." – replied Oron.

"Simple put, there is a starving group of people that were exhausted both mentally and physically…. And out of nowhere, that group of people finds some food."

"However, there is a problem."

"The group consist of 10 people and there is only enough to feed 3 people."

"There is no way to share it and everybody is way too tired to think logically."

"What do you think happens?"

"They rush."

"They will try to eat the food before anybody else would."

"And some others will try to stop other people by even attacking them or even by killing them."

"…"

"Oh… So, the plan is to make dwarves fight each other?" – asked smiling Rampage.

"Yeb." – said Oron.

"And to make things more interesting, some of the food we would leave won't be safe. It will be poisoned."

"Some food will be completely fine, while some other will be completely deadly."

"This will make even more chaotic."

"And this will also cause the dwarf to stop possible moving, if the chaos gets strong enough to disturb the chain of commands."

"With army as large as theirs, you would need many people in charge to handle that amount of troops."

"But what if those people are completely unable to work together?"

"Huh…. But what if they don't eat the poisoned food?" – asked Rampage.

"I mean, if they do realize that some food is fine while some other isn't, then wouldn't they check the food?"

"Nah. If anything, this will be something they should never do."

[Sometime later: City]

"STEP BACK!"

"FUCK OFF YOU BASTARD! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU HOARDING THE FOOD!?"

"YEA! YOU JUST WANTS TO FEED YOURSELF! YOU DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT US LOW RANKS!"

"I SAID STAY BACK YOU IDIOTS! WE NEED TO CHECK IF THAT THING IS EVEN POISONED OR NOT!"

"BULLSHIT! YOU JUST WANT TO HORDE THE FOOD!"

After the third crate of food was dropped near the city occupied by the dwarves and as soon as it dropped, the higher ups of the dwarven army instantly seized the crate in order to "inspect it for safety".

But this caused quiet huge outburst amongst the soldiers, standing that "the higher ups are hoarding all the food for themselves".

"…"

"Motherfuckers." – said the general with eyepatch while looking through the window and spotting a straight up riot happening on the streets.

(Our own soldiers are acting like animals right now, trying to fight over any food possible.)

(Not only that, but our own god damned chain of command is a mess!)

(We are straight up unable to move.)

"…"

"Where are the leaders of each unit?"

"Em…. They are currently holding meeting…. Again." – said the exhausted dwarven knight.

"…"

"Execute them every single one of them for treason."

"Including the general Pax and Oranox."

"?!"

"G-general Kraw?! But isn't this act of treason?! They did nothing!" – said shocked dwarven knight.

"FUCKING EXACTLY!" – shouted the general as he completely snapped.

"BECAUSE OF THOSE IDIOTS BICKERING AMONG THEMSELVES ABOUT FOOD AND OTHER STUFF, WE WERE UNABLE TO MAKE ANY PROGRESS AT ALL!"

"BECAUSE OF THEM WE ARE FUCKING STUCK IN THIS STUPID CITY!"

"WE ARE FUCKING PLAYING A FUCKING PUPPET SHOW RUN BY THAT MOTHERFUCKING DEMON LORD!"

"AND INSTEAD OF DOING ANYTHING?! THEY FUCKING SCREAM LIKE ANIMALS WITHOUT MAKING ANY PROGRESS AT ALL!"

"THOSE INCOMPETENT FOOLS ARE STRAIGHT UP DOOMING OUR OWN ARMY!"

"SO YOU WILL TAKE YOUR MEN, EXECUTE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM, SO I CAN TAKE OVER THE COMMAND AND MOVE AWAY FROM THIS CURSED CITY BEFORE WE WILL HAVE MORE MOTHERFUCKING CANNIBALS POPPING UP AMONGST OUR OWN SOLDIERS!"

"DO WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER?!"

"I DON'T WANT MYSELF OR ANYBODY DIED OF STUPID DEATH LIKE STARVATION!"

"I WANT TO DIE AT LEAST USEFUL DEATH! A DEATH WITH MEANING THAT CAN BRING FUTURE TO OUR OWN KINGDOM!"

"…"

"Do you get it?"

"You either die here out of starvation, and have our people at home starve to death."

"Or you die in battle, at least giving future to our kingdom."

"Do we understand each other?"

"Y-yes sir." – said the exhausted and nervous knight.

"…"

(As for the food…. We need to burn it.) – thought the general.

(I know it maybe not poisoned, but its presence alone will cause chaos.)

(We need to-)

"GENERAL! WE HAVE PROBLEM!" – shouted the soldier.

"Captain Rex and his men had stolen the food that was being inspected!"

"?!"

"What do you mean he stole it?! HE WAS SUPPOSE TO BE PROTECTING IT!" – shouted the general.

"General! The riots outside is getting worse! We need instruction!" – said another soldier that barged in.

"General! Some of the soldiers deserted! But not before stealing some of our valuable equipment!"

"…"

(Oh…. What in the bloody hell is going on?) – thought the general who started losing his mind.

"…"

"Huh…. I guess things are much more interesting than we had thought." – said Oron who was on top of the tree and was using both his demonic eye and scope to spot a chaos in and around the city.

"…. I can't see… Even with telescope…. Damn, you really can see far away, huh?" – said Rampage while trying to use a telescope.

"Anyway, what do you see?"

"Chaos." – replied Oron.

"The dwarves are pretty much fighting each other nonstop and more and more soldiers are deserting."

"The are also not showing any signs of movements either."

"I think their chain of commands must have gotten messed up pretty badly after we started dropping food for them."

"Huh…. I really had thought they would had moved after conquering the city or something…. Does messing with them using the food really ended up caused them to stop for that long?" – asked confused Rampage.

"Well, if you were starving and recently all of your food supplies you had left were burned down by the elves, how would you react to some random free food falling from the skies?" – asked Oron.

"Elves planned to do the same thing to them."

"Cause the dwarves to starve to death."

"This war was meant to secure necessary food supplies for their kingdom, since they were already running out of food…. But any food they had left for the war ended up being destroyed by elves."

"That meant that the timer instantly hit "ZERO" right before their eyes."

"And that filled them with both despair and desperation."

"And now the so called "hope" in a form of a food is instead a straight up poison that is destroying them."

"That is how you play as bad guy."

"You make them suffer both mentally and physically."

"Then from your stand point, is it ready?" – asked ClownFrog as he approached the pair in his humanoid form

"Hm…. Ready?" – asked Oron.

"…"

"Yea, we should do it now."

"We maybe messed them up or something, but I honestly doubt that they would get manipulated for so long."

"Besides, the chaos just now is at it peak, so it best time to attack right now."

"…"

"Very well." – said ClownFrog as he turned around.

"I will call forth our force."

"It is time to exterminate these dwarves."

[Meanwhile: City]

"W-wait! I was wrong! Please! Stop!"

"You had one fucking job." – said the general while holding a axe covered in blood.

"And instead, you do "THIS"!?"

"P-please! I can- "

Before the dwarven knight could explain himself, the general swung his axe, decapitating the dwarf.

"…"

"What about the rest?" – asked the dwarf general while whipping off the blood that was on his face.

"Dealt with." – said the dwarven soldier.

"And the food?"

"…"

"…"

"Half…. Half of it is already gone…."

*Sigh*

"…"

(One of my most loyal men…. Just FUCKING betrayed me…. JUST like that?!)

(The chains of commands are pretty much dead…. And now they will just drag everyone with them….)

"…"

"Procced with the original plan."

"Eliminated them all."

"Yes sir." – replied the dwarven soldier.

"GENERAL! PROBLEM!" – shouted the dwarven messenger.

"Oh, for fuck sake!" – said the general as he started losing his sanity.

"WHAT NOW?!"

"CANNIBAL!?"

"ANOTHER FUCKING RIOT!?"

"OR MAYBE SOMEBODY FROM CHAINS OF COMMAND GOING ROUGE!?"

"FOR FUCK SAKE! CAN'T YOU GIVE ME SOME OTHER NEWS?!"

"ANYTHING AT ALL!"

"…"

"T-the….. The empire is approaching." – said the dwarf messenger.

"…"

"What?" – asked general.

"The empire army! They are approaching the city! The entire army is coming this way!"

"Demon lord ClownFrog had also been spotted!"

"…."

"…."

"Oh…."

(I think we maybe fucked.) – thought the dwarven general.