Adult

(Greek Mythology...)
    If you had a golden apple, who would you give it to?
    At the banquet, Lorne, who was invited, saw the golden apple on the plate engraved with the words "To the Fairest," as well as the three goddesses in front of him caught in a dispute.
    The matter was quite troublesome and anyone would be panicked; however,
    Not him.
    He smiled, picked up a knife, and completed the process in three steps.
    First he peeled the skin and gave it to Aphrodite.
    "To be honest, you are indeed quite beautiful. As a layer of skin, it’s still passable."
    Then, he cut the flesh, and he gave the flesh to Hera.
    "You are the queen of heaven, but everyone on Olympus, from eight hundred years old to the beasts, can cuckold you, including men, women, and even goats.
    Since your dignity is already lost, I’ll give you the substance."
    In the end, he gave the remaining core to Athena.
    "You were supposed to be born as a male god to inherit Zeus’s throne, but because of Zeus, you lost your seed. So, I’ll give you this seed."
    And it was done.
    Looking at Aphrodite, clenching her fists, Hera, raising her scepter, and Athena, summoning her spear and shield, Lorne quickly stepped back, firmly shielding the goddess of discord, Eris, in front of him.
    "And you still want to be the goddess of discord? Look at me, I made them unite in an instant. Even your provocation isn’t as effective as mine."
    "..."
    Looking at the Greek gods around them sharpening their knives, Eris fell into silence.