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The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal
At 78 years old, with one foot in the grave and zero achievements, Li Meng awakens a System that turns intimacy into immortality.
He has no time for meditation. He has no talent for swordsmanship. But in the infamous Joyous Union Sect, he has the perfect cheat code.
[Ding! System Activated.] [Core Mechanic: Convert physical contact with female cultivators into EXP.]
Holding Hands: +10 EXP.
A Passionate Kiss: +100 EXP.
Dual Cultivation (Going all the way): LEVEL UP!
Realizing his advantage, Li Meng discards his dignity to survive. He adopts the persona of a harmless, benevolent "Grandpa" figure to lower the guards of the sect's beautiful yet dangerous women.
To the outside world, he is the kind-hearted "Wealth-Scattering Senior Brother." In reality, he is a cunning old fox hunting for his next source of cultivation.
From the arrogant Senior Aunt to the innocent Junior Sister, Li Meng will help them solve their problems... in exchange for a night of "cultivation."
Why read this?
Unique MC: An experienced, manipulative old man, not a naive teenager.
System Progression: Clear stats, alchemy mastery, and talisman crafting.
Harem Building: Gotta catch 'em all!
Weak to Strong: Defying death to stand at the apex.
Chapter List
- Chapter 1 The Lifespan Limit
- Chapter 2 The System Finally Arrives
- Chapter 3 The Thousand Treasure Pavilion and Senior Qu
- Chapter 4 Flawless Pills
- Chapter 5 Qu Rou’s Flustered Fury
- Chapter 6 Li Meng’s Bitter Resentment
- Chapter 7 The Scarlet Forbidden Ground
- Chapter 8 Xue Ruyu and Xue Lun
- Chapter 9 The Ice Serpent’s Inner Core
- Chapter 10 Talismans
- Chapter 11 Second-Rank Alchemist
- Chapter 12 The Crime Lies Not in the Jade, But in Owning It
- Chapter 13 The Shapeshifting Talisman
- Chapter 14 The Attendant on the Second Floor
- Chapter 15 The Lunar Body
- Chapter 16 Must Go to the Scarlet Forbidden Ground
- Chapter 17 Duel at the Martial Arena
- Chapter 18 Senior Qu’s Cloud Peak Abode
- Chapter 19 Leave Immediately After We’re Done
- Chapter 20 Spirit Sword Talisman
- Chapter 21 The Bewildered Qu Rou
- Chapter 22 Lü Wei and Chen Lan
- Chapter 23 The Heaven-Reaching Spirit Vessel
- Chapter 24 The Immortal Beauty Ranking
- Chapter 25 Dying Without Regret
- Chapter 26 The Five Great Sects
- Chapter 27 The Demonic Cultivator
- Chapter 28 The Hundred Soul Banner
- Chapter 29 The Bamboo Demon
- Chapter 30 Mystic Yin Fruit
- Chapter 31 The Mist Demon
- Chapter 32 This is No Place to Linger
- Chapter 33 Landscape Stream
- Chapter 34 Sword Splitting Technique
- Chapter 35 The Toad in the Water
- Chapter 36 Beyond the Boundary Wall
- Chapter 37 The White Jade Coffin
- Chapter 38 Leaving the Scarlet Forbidden Ground
- Chapter 39 A Talisman Prodigy
- Chapter 40 Don’t Panic, Junior Sister
- Chapter 41 A Registered Disciple
- Chapter 42 Are You Worth That Price
- Chapter 43 The So-Called Human Heart
- Chapter 44 Liu Siyue
- Chapter 45 Gambling for That Sliver of Hope
- Chapter 46 Soul Return Pill
- Chapter 47 A Fair Transaction
- Chapter 48 A Passing Traveler in Life
- Chapter 49 Menting Peak
- Chapter 50 Go Find Senior Qu
