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The Tale of a Trinacornagon
Author:
Dimetrius_NoirAlternative names:
The Tale of a TrinacornagonGenre:
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OngoingThe Tale of a Trinacornagon
The multiverse is wide beyond imagination, countless universes and realms with unique laws and environments. Yet even among the myriad races, there exist those pinnacle few. Mythical beings and sovereign creatures of such power that the sheer weight of their Existence sends ripples throughout not just space and time, but Fate, Karma even...the Brown.
Of course no race is truly insignificant, as even from those unblessed by the hands/ proboscises/ appendages/ etc that forged them hail champions whose legends are such that none dare take them lightly. The Dread Ziriothrax, The Twister of Time and...Vigilante-Man to name a few.
Yet this is not a tale of such beings.
This is a tale of a species so bizarre it exceeds multiversal minimum sanity standards to the nth degree. A species so shunned even Evolution herself disowned them. This is the tale of one such being and the disastrous mark he left on the multiverse.
This is >strong>The>/strong>>strong>Tale of a Trinacornagon.>/strong>
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This is a serious story.
Cover is drawn by a trusted colleague and co-originator of this story.
[Participant in NovelFire Writathon Challenge...or am I? Seriously, am I? I can't remember]
Chapter List
- 47. A rainy day in Hell
- 1. Nothing Important
- 2. Something happened once
- 3. The beginning comes first...usually
- 4. Sanity reversed
- 5. A summons from beyond
- 6. I hate scam calls
- 7. What is Down when the UpDown is Up?
- 8. Life finds a way.../ Hunger is the Root of All
- 9. The glade, beneath a starry sky
- 10. The Lie of Eternity/ Resquilatron hatches a plot
- 11. A fresh start means new ■■■■■■■■ 2.0
- 12. The secrets of the cabbage leaf
- 13. Rage is a colour in the rainbow
- 14. You really thought
- 15. A New World/ What is Sentience? Is it really all that? Click here to find out!
- 16. Why do people keep getting squashed in this book?!
- 17. The Town of Endings/ Countdown begins
- 18. The Tales and Adventures of Starshoulder (I)
- 19. At this point, can this even be called a book any more? Like for real what the hell is going on.
- 20. The Apathy of the Stars/ Making new friends ft. Ziriothrax, Devourer of a Billion Souls
- 21. Only after passing through the valley, can one appreciate the view from the peak.
- 22. A Spectral Whisper/ It's raining Mayors!
- 23. I Perish Under The Noonday Sun
- 24. Onwards, unto the Abyss
- 25. Circleface almost kills himself and everyone else, part a million
- 26. Three Madmen Disintegrate Innocent Plant With Extreme Prejudice
- 27. Say Goodbye To Your Loved Ones, Its Wraps For The Universe.
- 28. "Yeah Just Kill Me Now, Captain. I'm dead serious this time. Hopefully not serious for long."
- 29. The Silence of the Mist
- 30. Fear the Dark Forest, for its depths cannot be fathomed.
- 31. A Brief Commentary on The Precepts Trichotomy
- 32. Circleface saves the day?! (REAL! NOT INSANITYBAIT!)
- 33. Teary reunion with Trianglechest! Wow! So emotional!
- 34. Escape from the Abyss/ A Minor Plot Involving the Destiny of All Things
- 35. Knowledge is the most covetous burden of all.
- 36. Welcome to Unitopia.
- 37. The Tale of the Hunter.
- 38. There is but one immutable Truth: All that exists must Hunger.
- 39. Jeffbob elucidates briefly on the metaphysical complexities of Hunger.
- 40. A Dream of What Was, and Shall Be Again.
- 41. It was just a dream/ God's Fragment
- 42. What is the answer? To life, the universe and everything?
- 43. The Fall Of Justice/ The Words of Salvation
- 44. Nightmare of the Nameless Soldier
- 45. Crash Course in Astral Projection by a Schizophrenic
- 46. Records from the Vault III - Obelisk 2.319
- 47. A rainy day in Hell
- 48. Who Can Weigh the Worth of a Man's Soul?
- 49. The end approaches, and I grow weary.